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“He died in the year 1563...With a spike thrust between his buttocks, until the blood did run from his mouth”
“My snake has never bitten me yet!”
“You’re going to put that where?!”
Spartan
Go tell the Spartans stranger passing by
That here obedient to their laws we lie.
‘quick jean charles, you better run or you will miss your tube train’
Totally up yours TC shop
“If i put it in slowly..it won’t hurt”
“Just the head, honey. I swear!”
‘joshua, i think i will vote for that nice Mr Hitler. I like his tough stance on immigration and law& order’
“Wait!! What?!?!”
“Come on then...hit me if you think you’re tough enough”
“Why is he yelling like that?”
‘is that all you’ve got??’
“Go on..Shoot me...I dare ya’”
‘is it in yet?’ normally the last words for a while anyway
“WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?!”
“I’m the best lover you’ve ever had”