I’d looked for them all day…

I did have a spare set of both, so i could do what i needed…...

But…fuckin’ hell…

The fridge…???

I dunno…

DB

If it helps, my Alzheimer’s victim granny usually leaves her keys in the bread-bin.

Mrs. Apollinaire tends to leave her keys in her handbag, which she generally leaves on a bus.

I’m more sensible, and tend to leave my keys in the local brothel.

It must be comforting to know that TC’s Forum Admin is batshit insane…And thinks ‘Johhny Vegas’ is someone to look up to…

Wibble..

DB

i scrapped the left overs into the sink and put the dishes in the bin the other day…..

Fuckin’ glad I’m not alone.

DB - Easy mistake I suppose. It maybe a good idea to check the car for any dairy products. The smell of gone off milk can take weeks to get rid of.

Josmudge…

You silly fucker…

But so true…I once spilt milk in the car…..Nightmare !

DB

I put a pair of air max in the microwave to dry once. The air bubble burst.

Meshan..

I bet the microwave smelled really lovely after that…

At least my keys were nicely chilled…

DB

I left my passport in my pocket once…

It went through the wash and the dryer…

b6

I emptied my soup at work on the lid of my unopened empty ‘vitalite’ tub (the small one)..
went hungry that day.

It gets worse with age, mates. At my last job the company was spread across three floors and my office was on the top one. It was common for me to get a service call on one of the other floors and, when I arrived on the floor 10 minutes later, have forgotten who I was supposed to see and what the problem was.

Even more embarrassing, I had a job interview in August for a “Network Admin” position which went surprisingly well until the VP of IT hit me with “Describe TCP/IP” and I went totally brain dead. I’ve been working with servers and networks since the early 90’s and know ful well how TCP/IP works - all of which I remembered five minutes later as I got into my car. The buggers didn’t even bother to let me know I didn’t get the job.

The really funny part of the story is that I didn’t might not getting the job as I didn’t get a good feeling about the company and the job. The worst part was the VP was a spitting image of actor Armin Shimmerman aka “Quark” on Star Trek Deep Space 9.

Willi

Those little yoghurt pots are the worst. I’m forever chucking the empty pot in the sink and the spoon in the bin.

I’m like, serioualy low on spoons right now.

When you start going out of the house wearing your bra over your clothes, that’s when you should really start worrying.

I once wore two different trainers all day without realising…

DB

naughtyteddy - 24 October 2007 10:56 PM

i scrapped the left overs into the sink and put the dishes in the bin the other day…..

Well you’d never beleive this either, I had a shit the other day.