this is my prayer befor I go to bed every night

every day I thank you God for finding TotallyCrap.
For me now, I can write again, after 5 years with http://www.totallyblank.com (lol) I had fuck all to write about, well I did but no-one to tell.
I still guess no-one listens\reads but at leats I’m writing again.
I mean this is fucking great, I’m comming and Im gonna eat all of the womens bushes I can handle,...

fuck it, Handle! I want to Over-Fucking-Load!
I also thank thou for, larger, beer, whizz, skunk, blow, acid, coke and finding Magic Mushrooms naturally, Not to mention Tamazipam, diazipam, Prozac, poppers, Salvia (Fuck me yeah salvia this is fucking mmmmmmmmmmm) Flyagaric, E, grass, and ketimine.
As I said earlier thanks a lot for the crazy things in life, ok ok I know there is other stuff like H and cack but I dont want to discriminate but I couldnt end up like Whitney Houston, and GBH etc just look at River Phonix fuck that I mean I would give it a go but I need some re-assurances from you ‘O’ Lord that everything is cool.

Is it Cool?

AMen

Spaceworm

Chill your beans dude, you are married now

Gary Sanderson - 28 October 2007 05:26 AM

Chill your beans dude, you are married now

Hi Gary,
Married! Well I guess I am but that is just a word and a piece of paper. But never the less you are right. I am married,. as as for my beans… at the miniute thet are empty (too much info) and yes I do need to sit them in the freezer for an half an hour. Mrs Spaceworm took me hard and fast. Dirty drunk woman! What u gonna say…No?

Then we went with her and some mates to see The Hoosiers in Middlesbrough. I like their Cd but not fussed on the live set. but were good at the V festival. ( but at that point I didnt know the songs).
I just wish they would give a little supprise in the live set… ie some harder rock song, a kick ass tune, summit to get the crowd rilled.

at one point a fight did start out in the crowd but the music stopped the singer asked the people poliely if they could stop fighting and make friends.. Im all for pease and harmony. But Fuck me what a wuss.. I just shouted “fucking kick his head in” I had no idea what or who I was shoutuin at. I was supposed to be n a venue where you have a cracking time.

Suppose the singer was right but it wernt really his place to point it out and try to split it up.

anywho

I reslly need some sleep I dunno if it is 3.45.or 2.45 in the Am

gud night
One for all and all for playing a game of soggy biscuit

Spaceworm

Don e the lot, mostly tonight but what is Flyagaric?

“Flyagaric” its a big nasty mushroom

i cant believe you went out again   your going to be dead before your 40 !!!!

no really mate hav a night in or something…..

this clock going back a hour’s really great this morning , when my little lad got me up this morning at 7.30 , its really 6.30 nice !

And why can’t Tuesdays be Friday?

Respect worm, u made it back from the boro alive!!

Wuhahahahahha it’s Sunday night and I made it,
I had to read over all my ,mails from last night cos I dint remember a fucking thing at all.

spondoolic yes it was tough getting out of Middlesbrough but I snook through BillingNam

Ah billingham is ok man, not to bad a place, i rememeber being at an engagment do in the Telstar years back, fuck knows if its still there!!

Boro’ is a fucking dive though man!!

Makes the toon look posh, well maybe not benwell!!