http://www.cannedchaos.com/gimp_roulette.html

Sometimes the Gimp will take his time to pull the trigger..

DB

(Don’t forget…its ‘pick-up gun’...then ‘spin barrel’ (if you want)...and then ‘pull trigger’ on your turn)

bloody gimp. I died, not a sign of a good day to come

When my kids give me grief over something…i use this to settle the debate…

It’s like an online ‘Magic 8 ball’

It’s a case of…“Dad…can i stay out till 10pm”...and i say…“Bring out the Gimp”..

If they win, they can…If they lose it’s 9:30pm…

DB

“mummy can we go to the park?”...... “sorry baby, the gimp says no”

i can see this working…..

Teddy…

But you gotta turn the sound up, full volume…Just to make sure the kids get the point…

It’s like…“Oh look…the Gimp has blown his brains and eyeballs out…No park for you today”

Or…it could end up with you saying…

“Oh look!...Mummy’s just blown her brains across half the room…Lets go to the park and have fun”

DB

you really should start a rival show to supernanny

parenting made easy by DB

Id watch

De_Bunks three rules of parenting…

1. A big stick

2. The Gimp

3. Money…

DB

Im a great believer in ‘i’ll send you to live with your wicked step mother and santas scared of going near her’.

but i see the gimp as a possible way to reduce the need for therapy caused by using that…

First go and the gimp blew his brains out…

b6

Keep trying…

It’s totally random when the gun goes off…

DB

HAHA dead first time

Just not his day

yours Triumphantly

ReN

Me…

The Gimp died third turn…

Played it again…

And then i blew my brains out, second turn…I spun the barrel…

Oh well…

:cheese;

DB

Lmfao thats great, i love it, gimp was safe the first time, then i spun and i was safe, 1-1 then the gimp put a hollow point in his brain pan!!

I WIN BEATCH!!

Gave himself a third eye socket first go…
Did him at 9-9 second (Very tense!)
I didn’t care by the third…
Splat!

I’m hooked on thrills now. Who can get me a revolver?

Stoffy would try it with a pistol…