1. Fresh off the boat loudmouth Asian’s who don’t shut the fuck up in lectures.
Theirs a reason I have an a average and they don’t. One I speak English have a decent command of the language. Two, I can think and do Math.
2. Environmentalists, The environment is an important thing but you should not impose your beliefs on other’s, I don’t litter, I walk/use public transportation, I do NOT want to hear your rant and I know its wasteful to shower twice a day but cleanliness is sometimes very important. Also shut the fuck up in lectures, The class, the professor and anyone else in there do not give two shits about the environment, in an analysis of economic data course.
3. (INSERT CAUSE HERE) Darfur, Aids, Free-Tibet,
We understand the message now fuck off, stop wasting lecture time. I didn’t care to hear the same thing I see on the news all the time.
4. Christian missionaries.
They move in packs attempting to convert unsuspecting students at my university, they do not shut the fuck up about their “Jesus”, Which is why I tell them I am a satanist.
5. “Discover Islam people”
Not only do I have to put up with Jesus Jerks, I now have to put up with people that are prone to explode. Again, my typical response to them is that I don’t worship gods i can’t draw pictures off (I tend to draw a picture of Mohammad bomb-turbin seems to offend them the most)
6.MLM people Take your pyrammid scam’s elsewhere.
7. Fat whiny bitches, I do not care about how “hard” your humanities classes are, nor about the fact that you are fat, going to the gym should remedy the problem. I understand that we do consume the same amount of food, but I go to the gym and walk up the stairs taking the elevator up 2 floors is a bit of a waste (it takes longer to wait for the elevator).
8. People who whine that school is too difficult.
I work and go to school, with an A average.
9. White Abercrombie stereotypes,
Wearing t-shirts with gargantuan logos. You shouldn’t pay for a shirt where you do the advertising.
10. People who wear “gangster” clothing.
Clothing that fits is an essential their isn’t a shortage on fabric or something, and wearing your pants on your waistline allows you to run.
11. Blonde’s
They are hot sexy but dumb as fuck. Intelligent women are hard to find.
My cobb douglas function on women Potential partner = intelligence^(x) * looks^(1-x) (where x <1)
Blonde’s unfortunately go to 0 due to intelligence being 0.
Blonde girl on my floor last night to me (i’m waiting for the elevator, she is in a skanky halloween costume and drunk as hell), “Can you help me rationalize why guys don’t want to sleep with me?” Me: The rationale is, if you’re that easy, chances are you were easy for a guy with herpes.
Just my rant for the day during a lecture, feel free to post your own annoying stereotypes.
Note: I am not racist, I just hate all religion equally. (with the exception of buddhism + hinduism, they don’t try and convert me, they tend to avoid me).
