Shite razors piss me off as well. You know the ones I mean, advertised as double or triple bladed for an extra smooth shave, the fucking things clog up after the first half inch of beard has been removed.
I don’t see the point of someone growning a beard and/or moustache. For what? Why would anybody want to grow, cultivate and shape the hair on their face? What is the point.
However, what is the point in shaving. Every day or every other day. We scrape it all off our faces for what - for it just to grow back again a day later and to start all over again.
Humper, shaving is now a necessity in Britain. At the slightest sign of facial hair, the Metropolitan Police Force shoots you in the head on a tube train because you might be Osama Bin Laden, or of Brazilian origin.
stupid fucking bar staff that when you ask for a pint of beer ask you back “was that a pint or half” and then give you it and take it back coz its not full enough… fill it up right first time you fuckknuckle, fucking women with prams about 8 ft wide with 4 seats on it and 1 bastard sprog inside, the other 3 seats full of shite from primarks and bag loads of crisps and pop… the other 3 kids are probably enormous and cant leave the house… cunts.The French.Gordan bloody wankbag Ramsey id like to go work for the potato faced fuck- wit let him fucking swear at me i’d stick a fucking great knife in his"I once was a shit footballers” throat. my bastard bitch girlfriend that fucking broke my pc 4 weeks b4 xmas after spending every penny i had on her xmas presents so i had no pc for best part of 6 weeks.
Oh yeah and those car parking signs that tell you theres spaces in the car parks all the way down the road until you get there and it ALWAYS shows full after you parked in a fucking great queue for the 3 spaces that exist NOT the 300 spaces the sign 100 yards back told me there was
I shave about once a month…and use the same clippers i shave my head with…
They may rip half my face off with their ‘weed wacker’ capability…but hey…I can’t walk near the docks looking like ‘Captain Birdseye’...especially where i live…
Still on the subject of hair, being ginger pisses me off as well. It’s bad enough growing more hair than a sasquatch without the fucking stuff being bright orange.
Oh, and unimaginative cunts who think it’s hilarious to call me Chris Evans. Wankers.
