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I’m a fucking miserable, old, whining, drunken bastard. Join me in my quest to become the grumpiest twat at TC.
 
naughtyteddy
Posted: 15 February 2008 03:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 196 ]  
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he must have thought he was special to you Humper, and you’ve broken his heart

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Posted: 15 February 2008 03:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 197 ]  
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I think it was my ex actually.  The cunt broke my heart(ish).

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Ming the Merciless
Posted: 15 February 2008 03:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 198 ]  
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Then, next time he calls to wind you up, remain civil and simply give the traditional formal response for such situations: “shut the fuck up and fuck the fuck off.” Don’t forget to tell him he was a crap shag.

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Posted: 15 February 2008 10:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 199 ]  
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Boy, that’s one funny thread.

But since I’m usually a happy-with-his-life kinda guy, I’ll just be the fucking annoying cunt to say what has apparently slipped through everyone’s attention:

Asthmatic Camel has a small dick.

asthmatic camel - 17 November 2007 09:51 PM

Condoms are always too fucking big.

This is probably the most evil I’ve been this year.  cheese

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Posted: 15 February 2008 11:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 200 ]  
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He has…

His wife told me…

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asthmatic camel
Posted: 16 February 2008 10:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 201 ]  
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It ain’t the size that counts, it’s the power of the buttocks that drive it…

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Posted: 16 February 2008 10:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 202 ]  
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Camel…

Thats a nice thing to say aboot your wife...(Sorry i seem to have turned into a Canadian there for a second)

cheese

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Posted: 16 February 2008 10:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 203 ]  
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Or a Geordie

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asthmatic camel
Posted: 16 February 2008 10:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 204 ]  
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Heh. You wouldn’t want to mess with the missus, DB; I’m a big bloke but she can kick my arse up hill and down dale.

Usually when I’ve found her secret stash of Wray’s overproof rum…

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Posted: 16 February 2008 10:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 205 ]  
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Camel…

...And when you have drank it all…

But hey...I suppose it don’t hurt much after drinking that…

cheese

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asthmatic camel
Posted: 16 February 2008 10:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 206 ]  
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It fuckin’ hurts the next day!

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Posted: 16 February 2008 10:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 207 ]  
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Camel…

I’d feel a bit sorry for you...if you didn’t deserve it… LOL

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asthmatic camel
Posted: 16 February 2008 10:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 208 ]  
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Here, have a fuckin’ kitten.  tongue laugh

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Posted: 16 February 2008 11:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 209 ]  
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Here...have you in a coma the last time she caught you fuckin’ about…

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Posted: 26 February 2008 06:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 210 ]  
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What’s with all this poxy text speak, abbreviation crap, stupid nonsense lol crap. Lol? What a load of crap. Just write properly, have one day, just one day without that text speaky crappy abbreviation shit stuff.

Thank you.

Sorry Thx. (crap)

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