Sheila’s Wheels Parody
Posted: 06 December 2007 08:53 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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Everyone in the UK will know this advert, specifically aimed at women drivers…

Some guy has a different take on it…


Don’t shoot the messenger Ladies…

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Posted: 06 December 2007 09:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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LOL So true. I think.

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Posted: 06 December 2007 10:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Piss Funny

I love the bit about that says - “your in massive fucking peril if your drivers name is Cheryl”

Probably because my sisters name is Cheryl

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courtesy of Sea Dog

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Posted: 07 December 2007 01:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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FUCKING A. I will get shot for this. But women are shit drivers statistically more men have accidents on the road, but that’s cos women don’t drive as much cos they are shit drivers. for every 100 women drivers to 100 men drivers 80% of women have had accidents mainly their own faults (true stats)
You see women are good some women are very good drivers but they aint great and unfortunately the majority let the minority down.
The thing is they have too much going on in the brain to concentrate fully on the road… Handbags, perfume, lipstick, boyfriend, girlfriend, affairs, is he cheating?, what is she wearing, what am I wearing, long dress, short dress, who should I phone, Oh no my period has started! its OK I have a rag on, then BAM right in my fucking Jacksy. What a daft bitch I think! argument commences I win cos of the Superior intellect etc etc

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Posted: 07 December 2007 01:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Had a girlfriend once who had never had a crash but seen loads in her rear view mirror…

Not that I’m taking sides, merely quoting.

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Posted: 07 December 2007 08:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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Gary Sanderson - 06 December 2007 08:53 PM

Everyone in the UK will know this advert, specifically aimed at women drivers…

never seen it before in my life. If you are wrong about that simple fact i think this disproves the rest of your case. The defence rests tongue wink

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Posted: 07 December 2007 08:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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never seen it before in my life. If you are wrong about that simple fact i think this disproves the rest of your case. The defence rests

See you in court…

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Posted: 07 December 2007 09:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Gary Sanderson - 06 December 2007 08:53 PM

Everyone in the UK will know this advert, specifically aimed at women drivers…

never seen it before in my life. If you are wrong about that simple fact i think this disproves the rest of your case. The defence rests tongue wink


How can you not know of Sheila’s Wheels?? I thought you were in the UK?

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Posted: 07 December 2007 09:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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Crackin’ vid though

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Posted: 07 December 2007 10:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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Gary Sanderson - 06 December 2007 08:53 PM

Everyone in the UK will know this advert, specifically aimed at women drivers…

never seen it before in my life. If you are wrong about that simple fact i think this disproves the rest of your case. The defence rests tongue wink


How can you not know of Sheila’s Wheels?? I thought you were in the UK?

i am, but they dont insure in NI so prob dont advertise here

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Posted: 08 December 2007 01:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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It would be difficult to get a verse about renegade/ dissident paramilitary groups and their effect on insurance, this is true.

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