Personal message to Britney Spears
Hello,
FIRST: BRITNEY WILL NEVER DIE !!!!!!
Please forward this message to Britney Spears
Dear Britney, how are You these days? They write bad things about You in
newspapers. If You feel tired or bored You could come to Finland and visit
my place. You could stay here as long as You want to. Take your friends with
You.
If You are looking for space, fresh air, stimulating cultural events and
exciting activities… Finland is exactly the right place. I promise I will
heat up the sauna for you. Perhaps ice fishing or party together at Viiala’s
most famous disco Seurahuone?
If You got interested, please email me. Thanks!
The first sensible reaction. Britney, if you read this, get your ass to Finalnd now.