My next installment is a crazy bastard skiing down the escalator of the Angel tube station in London, the longest in Europe. Knowing English police only too well I’m curious how long it was Before he was surrounded by guns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFqQOlYE4EE&eurl;=http://bestofyoutube.com/

My final post is quite possibly the best piece of geek porn on the planet and the greatest thing to come out of Russia since vodka. All i want to know is when can I buy one?

http://www.5min.com/Video/Get-to-Know-the-Optimus-Maximus-Keyboard-4234946

Lasagna Cat

Although “Garfield” is the second worst comic in existence, just barely behind “Family Circus,” some guy and a couple of extremely creepy Garfield and Odie costumes have somehow made it both humorous and slightly horrifying.  Each video presents a live action recreation of a Garfield strip followed by a music video tribute to Jim Davis, who at this very moment is sitting perched atop a pile of money in front of his “Garfield Comic Generator” which randomly juxtaposes images of Jon, Odie and Garfield with speech bubbles containing the words “Gaaaarfiiield!” “Lasagna” and “Mondays.”

And for you Final Fantasy fans, check out -

The rest can be found at http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=lasagnacat or http://www.lasagnacat.com

I demand that you play Copacabana while visualizing the contents of this article.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/tiedup-soldiers-sex-toy-assault/2008/01/21/1200764158144.html

I start crying when the gun goes off, every time. *sniffle*

As a followup, I wanted to address MLK Day here in the States.  Martin Luther King, Jr. was a great man, with great vision and the charisma to pull together a people and a nation.  But if MLK saw what the result of his life’s work was, he would probably respond something like this.

That’s it, I would, pick it up, pick the Anaconda up, pick the bastard Anaconda up, I’m sure it’ll be fine, yes just fine, no worries just fine, you cock.

http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/player/animals/reptiles-animals/snakes/anaconda_bitesman.html

PVT.chicken here. i uh… missed my window to post in here but to be honest these posts are all crap. and no, not the good kind.

these wannabe bloggers either have the personality of a retarded stalk of celery of just cant find good material.

the personality wouldn’t be a problem for me seeing as im about as twisted as a slinky and hate america even though i live there, so its really just a matter or material.

nobody wants to click a post about jimmy carr. hes a comedian and he released a dvd. woo. these things are common knowledge that youd know about if youve been on the internet for more than 5 minutes

TC doesn’t need that shite. post some weird amusing stuff.

for example: http://www.hairmixer.com/
this website allows you to put someones face on someones body. its already better than all of these other posts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60kvJuLQqb0&feature;=related
this video would have something along the lines of this as a column

so a big deal has been made about cloverfield, a blair witch-esque movie about a monster that attacks a major city. but the cliffhanger about it is that nobody has really shown the monster. theres been alot of speculation about what the monster may be, but the truth has finally been revealed. and it was right in front of our eyes the entire time. weird how things like that work out eh?

these arent even quality posts, just some crap i have in my bookmarks >_>

so there you go. PVT.chicken’s late entry and thoughts about the other applicants.

thank you for your time

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PVT.Chicken PISS OFF
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WTF! That guy needs some prozac, pronto! I hope all the doggies in heaven bite the living shit out of him when he gets to hell!!!!!!

marekmarek - 22 January 2008 01:46 PM

That’s it, I would, pick it up, pick the Anaconda up, pick the bastard Anaconda up, I’m sure it’ll be fine, yes just fine, no worries just fine, you cock.

http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/player/animals/reptiles-animals/snakes/anaconda_bitesman.html

One scary scaly bastard!!!!!!!! YUCK!

totallychick - 23 January 2008 04:22 PM

WTF! That guy needs some prozac, pronto! I hope all the doggies in heaven bite the living shit out of him when he gets to hell!!!!!!

Ever seen Man Bites Dog?

That’s more like it.

Now then totallychick, you did mean the big snake and not me didn’t you, because I’m not scary ok, and only a bit scaly, and my mum always told me I could call my uncle “Dad” if I wanted, and they were married, which explains my squint.