Ooooh, Get Her!

Mind you dead baby’s are always a good conversation starter!

He says “I found a a dead baby in a rubbish tip”
Se says ~“was it still birth?”
He says “well it is now”
She says “Single mothers bla bla bla”
He says “lets go out find some polish birds and bang them”
She says “yeah but lets get them drunk”

LUV IT

strangely most of my conversations go like that,minus the dead baby.