You could always look at the Windmill instead…
Think..
“WooHoo...look at the windmill spinning at two revolutions a minute...”
“Look! There’s a pensioner putting her milk bottles out...”
You can marvel at the cat that sits by the window...Its ‘Miouws’ are legendary...It’s Cleys Number one tourist attraction…
Well...apart from the free whorehouse and disco on the edge of town…
But i still think the cat and the windmill are right proper things to see…
DB