Right then chaps, bit of an update on the little problems we seem to be having with the pictures.

It seems all your clicking on the Keeley Hazell tape, has caused a bit of a meltdown on our servers. But don’t worry, we have employed a big-ass black geezer with an even bigger stick to beat the little collection of freaks, misfits and side-show dropouts who keep in the basement, ready to pounce on any technical problem we may have.

All should be back to normal soon, fingers crossed.