Wow that is fucking funny as hell, would have loved to be in the room when the teacher graded that one!!

I must say, it’s a well formed essay. lol

Where is the rest of the essay, it’s actually interesting to read it.

It is remarkably well written.  Fantastic use of words, simple points and all in all rather poetic.

Welcome to the world of highschool papers. Part life experience and part bullshiting your way through it. I’ll go 60/40.

Good use of the “phallus”

Nice try but totally fake.  Not many teachers would misspell “appropriate” when grading a paper ...especially at the university level.

True @ Fear the elderly

Besides, I don’t think a teacher would be retarded enough to grade a 0% a so well written essay, even if it’s about 2 girls, 1 cup and a banquet of shit

Good call.  Not to mention that the graders handwriting looks to be about a 12 year old’s penmanship.

I don’t know about the 0% grade.  What was the assignment and instructions for this essay?  What was the intent of the essay?  If the teacher did not specifically ban pornographic subject matter or if the intent was just for the student to write, this kid needs to fight the grade for at least 80%.