Alicia Keys Does Tight Dress

does she pull it off or is it a big faux pas?

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Willy Wanka | May 02, 2008 - 8:25 |  | 
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It has calfs like tree trunks. I honestly felt a bit ill looking at that, i’d reather look at pics of dead people than fat piglets feeling uncomfortable in tight dresses. Yuck.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 02/05 | 08:58 PM

I so wouldn’t hit that !

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 02/05 | 09:02 PM

Looks pretty good to me - always found her sexy.  Depends if you like shagging women with more curves than a 14 year old i guess…

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 02/05 | 09:09 PM

Odd shaped titties but Jeez!  Who wouldn’t cram that?

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 02/05 | 09:17 PM

you guys are some fucked up retards, u must like skinny ass bitchs like dirty whory paris hilton or ugly bitch like wayne rooneys mrs, u sad fuck, mrs keys looks god damn hot and look at that ass, id so eat that lol

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 02/05 | 09:32 PM

She is hot!!  You just cant wear underwear with that kinda dress. 
The retards that say she is fat havent fucked a human female in forever.  Porn or dolls dont count.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 02/05 | 09:43 PM

She has the ass for it, just not the tits.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 02/05 | 10:07 PM

If you do a google images search for ‘african gray elephant’ this would be the top hit.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 02/05 | 11:16 PM

tell me about it, its just little virgins on here either that or the most they have done is fucked there dog or summit lol, id love to see some photos of your gf, let see what fat bitchs u guy are porking lol

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 02/05 | 11:32 PM

kadinkski lives to insult women… my guess is he caught his mom fucking his uncle when he was ten or something, and he’s been a fucked-up woman hater ever since. Either that or he’s just a total cock.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 02/05 | 11:49 PM

fitch lives to fuck his uncle….my guess is he was forced to suck him off when he was 10 and hes learned to love the cock ever since. Either that or he is naturally inclined towards a homosexual persuasion.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 12:07 AM

My guess is Kadinkski is a homosexual cock loving batty boi, no offence to gays but urghhhhhh, if you type in Kadinkski into the google, u will probably find lots ads for gay males lol

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 12:08 AM

Obviously the first comments show the lack of experience many kids here have in “REAL LIFE” - and many of you are still stuck on the skinny Crack Head bitches Willy once jealously shared with us - from his personal collection…
She look’s FUCKING GORGEOUS.  She’s sooooooo fucking beautiful, and has a great body and beautiful voice. I have always said that if I was a star, she would be on my top five target list to fuck and who know’s maybe even marry.  -> and THAT says alot.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 12:13 AM

i would deffo hit that!! if she would let me.rumours that she is a rug muncher,drinks from the furry cup,oh cmon ya know a clam lapper may limit my chances

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 12:19 AM

Kadinski’s a homo… Only a gay fool wouldn’t touch that ass….

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 12:27 AM

she should be in porn…

BloodSweat | 03/05 | 12:42 AM

Yeah… I’m not gay, but so what if I was anyway? I find it sad that “You were abused by your uncle and are a homosexual” passes as an insult… both are nothing to be laughed at in the first place. At least I had a reason to insult you, i.e. being a complete twat and insulting beautiful women because you can’t get one. Or at least can’t get one below 300lbs, who has all her facial features/limbs intact.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 01:58 AM

mia kariola einai ksekoliasmeni poytsarpaxtra kai koloxontri

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 02:28 AM

Only the gays, or pedophiles, like Kadinkski, wouldn’t love this pic.  Kadinkski, u dimwit, I’m saying that u are a gay pedophile.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 02:42 AM

Did she pull it off ?!!!!!  She could pull off a garbage bag if she wore it.  You sick cock-suckers dont know a sexy woman when you see one.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 02:49 AM

Look at that ass! Mmmm…yummy! That’s a real woman.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 04:07 AM

Combined with her talent, I’d say she’s mighty fine. Have at you, you racist pedophilic pricks who say otherwise.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 05:10 AM

I think you people who say that she’s fat or not absolutely gorgeous are seriously fucked up. Or maybe, you’re just a bunch of lonely, fat, pathetic wankers yourselves. That woman is fine fine fine!

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 05:32 AM

fuck that. she’s a fat elephant.things are not in proportion, little perky tits and giant ass leggs. blaaah

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 07:46 AM

If you even have to ask if you would hit that your a fuckin faggot

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 08:33 AM

No offence lads but dont worry about whether you would hit it or not, I dont think you will get the chance, just stick o pam and her 5 sisters as usual.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 11:31 AM

i can’t beleive people find that thing attractive. Look at all the paint on its face, it looks like a fucking clown. It has no confidence in what its wearing - look at it claw at its dress, its doing that because it knows how fat it is. Its even wearing panties….big mistake when wearing a figure hugging dress like that - zero confidence. look at its two wonky little tits, like someone injected two balloons with goose fat and inserted them into its bra except they didn’t put enough into its left one. It has calfs like tree trunks and a weird ass full of cellulite too. Anyone that finds that pig attractive is seriously fucked in the head - they must be into zoophilia (which i’m pretty certain is illegal).

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 03:34 PM

Fitch made a comment about kadinkski living to insult women, and he’s right.  So insulting kadinkski for not having any attraction towards women, or even knowing what women in “REAL” life are like is a total waste of time.  If the kid likes thin masculine guys, who are nicely shaped and proportioned - let him have his share of fun, and let him have his share of dicks.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 05:30 PM

look at her,ass ... it’s very ugly!
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(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 06:21 PM

Kadinkski & Don-Key,  You are either faggots or just dumb bumbo-clarts. There is no cellulite whatever on that gorgeous ass.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 06:48 PM

Hate to say it but I agree with kadinksky. She looks horribly uncomfortable and has the ugliest little pimple tits i’ve ever seen, shes all out of proportion.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 07:08 PM

her ‘curves’ aren’t really divided equally…..ass too big for that body

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 03/05 | 11:00 PM

I’d so hit that! It’s so funny reading some comments calling her ugly, fat and i don’t know what. I’d be surprised if those guys had girlfriends even remotely as pretty as Alicia. Most likely those dudes haven’t had a girlfriend for ages, let alone an ugly one.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 04/05 | 12:42 AM

Anytime, anywhere, anyway…
though I must admit she had a bad underwear day.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 04/05 | 02:14 AM

ok, how the hell is she fat??????? 60% of america is suffering from obesity and alicia keys is now fat and ugly??? that does not make sense. oh, but then again ur right, because her only goal in life is to please u ppl.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 04/05 | 08:36 AM

Alicia Keys looks hot as hell in these pics, as she always does.  Anyone who thinks otherwise must have only seen the illusion that are porno women, not real women.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 04/05 | 09:09 AM

That comment about the african gray elephant is funny. Lets face it, shes put on the pounds over the last couple of years. Too many fried chicken wings.

Those idiots posting shit like ‘if you think shes fat you have never had a girlfriend’ are just moronic - thats no arguement. Change the record and post something different for once, retards.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 04/05 | 11:48 AM

Are you guys crazy….She’s one of the hottest women…talented too.I’d eat that till my tounge fell off…

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 04/05 | 01:26 PM

She looks really sexy in that tight dress. She is not a fat pig!

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 04/05 | 04:54 PM

She has a cute face, and good thing this dress does not reveal her chest hair, unlike here http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/20040930_alicia1.jpg :s

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 04/05 | 07:21 PM

If that fucking pig was in Europe it would be slaughtered for bacon production. However in America it is probably normal size - look at all the fucking   fat elephants salivating in the background. What a hideously ugly country, greedy, lard-ball dolts that don’t know any better. Anyone that finds it attractive must be living in the land of the obese (or be a zooaphiliac).

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 04/05 | 07:23 PM

I’d fuck her until my dick would fell off.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 04/05 | 08:06 PM

yeah, she looks good but not great, not really ‘pin up’ standard i’d say.

can’t really get my head round silly virgins squealing that she’s a “fat pig” or whatever, but equally i don’t agree with those going overboard in claiming that she looks “hot as hell” or whatever.

she’s got a pretty face but an only slightly above average body i would say, good in most respects but let down slightly by a disproportionately small rack.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 04/05 | 08:10 PM

What are you all on about her “small rack” ?  What the hell do you want - some overblown silicon udders ?  I love her tits - they’re REAL.  And haven’t you EVER heard that anything more than a mouthful is too much !

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 05/05 | 10:59 AM
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