That is a big yaahht

no tits or waist on this dogface

DAMN cellulite 4 the win. Ugly Bitch!

Who is she? And where are here breasts? :S

Ugly fat chick. You have to pay me a lot to do her…

well, it’s official now: Eva is no longer allowed to be called HOT

I like her boat more than her

You guys always try and make out like you actually get any, what a joke…
As far as real life women go, she is still damn hot, despite her being in ‘bad’ shape.
However, compared to all the pics in your collective spank banks, she is obviously not hot enough to get off to. Wankers.

No matter what you say she is still sexy and the way the light is hitting her ass doesnt her cellulite but I’d definately hit that ass

Oh, boo-hoo, woman looks a bit real and you all think she’s a mutated blob suddenly. I agree with Nerd-Hater, it’s a pathetic excuse for a male human being who’ll think that she’s a) fat, or b) ugly. You fuckers will be lucky if you even get to marry some fat ugly bitch, she’d deserve more respect than you’d be able to give her. doubt you even get hard in the presence of a real woman now, you’re so into your artificial porn stars. How sad for you, I’m sure Eva will shed a tear or two for you. Or not.

@Nerd-Hater & Bitch - your anger management issues are making you totally miss the point. I would suggest you avoid this website before you completely loose what little remains of your perspective.

That boat looks like Jabba the Hutt’s Sail Barge. Eva does NOT look like Jabba the Hutt, though.

That thing has spent so much money on plastic surgery and thats the result? Fuck me, i hope it had a money back gaurentee.

And nerd-hater and Bitch need to pull their heads out of their asses and understand what beauty is - they are probably married to fat ugly pigs too...stuck in a loveless marriage with a fucking dog...sucks to be you. You may be able to get a divorce eh? Fucking losers.

I got 2 words for her “In Plants” QUICK!!!

I´d estimate the average visitor of totallycrap is about 14 years old… with the brains of a 12 year old.
All of you pricks out there who call her ugly are obviously used to jerk of to endlessly photoshopped wankmag bitches instead of having real women.

Could never see the hotness as the media portrays her, but hey, to each his own!  I’ve seen finer women in everyday life.

ugly ugly, only a french nigger could marry her

The no-photoshop diet is just not doing it for her!

Yep, it is true!!  She has proven the fact that when women get married… They let themselves go.  That is just deplorable. Poor Tony Parker.  I see some cheating in his future.

is it me, or are all the other chicks on the boat hotter than her???

Look closer at those photos… the tattoo of the cross on her lower back is different. It’s not the same person the further you go down in the pics..