There’s a Campari commercial running on TV over here starring Salma Hayek.
Should have chosen her instead.
On another note, those shots are shopped to hell and back.

“On another note, those shots are shopped to hell and back.”

nothing more to say

DoEsN’t TaKe AwAy FrOm ThE fAcT tHaT sHe Is F*cKiNg HoT, tHoUgH.

@ last comment: you type like a spastic.

@ campari: shame it tastes like balls.

Sorry for the typing, and yes, like sweaty balls.

yum

what is that stuff and eva is fucking hot

That stuff (Campari) is made out of alcohol and special squashed red louses. At least that’s what I heard a while ago.
On another note, sweaty, hairy balls.