My Holy Oak stands firm!

I wouldn’t describe some of those as Female, nevermind Babes.

holy shovel!

Good looking girls, shame they cant retoutch to save their lives, It shouldn’t be hard to make these look girls look even better than they are. The designer should be shot unless he is actually the blind badger his works suggests he is.

The problem isn’t that they don’t look good… its that you’d have to teach them the days of the week before most of them could understand what a calendar actually was.

Then again, if any of them are reading this (GCSE’s aren’t a waste after all)… then I’m free most days this week (7 days)!

It’s sad when the most intelligent bird on a program is the deaf woman in the corner on a Sunday!! If only Carol Vorderman had a time machine.

So what you’re trying to say Rob is that these calender girls are...well, girls. I agree. Give me the real women TC normally feature any time over these soap opera teens.

Ah look… A bunch of polished turds

it doesn’t matter if they are dumb, should make it easier to get them in the sack. I wouldn’t mind livin in such an un-realistic place where all the women have tidy bodies and the word FAT doesn’t exist.

What I want to know is, where do I get the gold undies that Indian chick is wearing? Also, these girls have all got ugly heads and photoshopped crotches/inner thighs.

crikey even an airbrush doesn’t do them justice..

I feel like I’m sat in a car outside the school gates again!

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