Well if she doesn’t need a bra? Go for it! For a dumb broad she looks damn nice!

Fake boobs

i will quote Jessica Simpson’s dad on this : “She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”

nice outfit… except for the dead reptiles.

she looks intelligent

She is by far the HOT Simpson. Ashlee is still jact up plus shes bangin the little girly man from fall out boy. Jessica is the real deal.

are those tits real?

Yes the tits are real… She has had them since she was young… BUT Damn.. I’d so hit that…

Yea, her tits have been around since her debut.  I blame the Texan genes

When she started to get chubby though (leading into that “Reality series” where she was married), she really started to bloat up, and her boobs followed.

I actually bumped into this girl at a Best Buy with her and her (at the time BF) future husband.  They seemed normal enough, aside from the fact that this girl is short as hell and big titted hahah

Mick Jagger in the 11th picture?

I wondr how much Hollywood will have to pay her to play a stripper ?