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Jessica Simpson does Esquire

Still hot! 

 | 09-04-08 |  | 
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If only I could be that dress....

| 09/04 | 06:20 PM

i would fuck the shit out of her

| 10/04 | 01:08 AM

i would eat her shit

| 10/04 | 01:11 AM

i would smear her shit all over my rear view mirror

BloodSweat | 10/04 | 01:19 AM

I would smear my shit all over BloodSweats rear view mirror.

| 10/04 | 01:28 AM

I’ll shit all over her and smear her on BloodSweat’s rear view mirror then i’ll do her

| 10/04 | 01:55 AM

I’d eat my own shit, and possibly yours too, if it meant i could fuck her

| 10/04 | 01:59 AM

I would let her have that kid and then have sex with the afterbirth while she is still breathing heavy grin

| 10/04 | 02:13 AM

is it weird that i would just fuck her like a normal person would?

| 10/04 | 02:30 AM

I’d have her shit on herself and then I fuck her like a normal person.

| 10/04 | 03:44 AM

i would be her shit, that way i’d be inside her before all you!!!

| 10/04 | 03:47 AM

Shit eventually comes out. But wow wtf is with all of you guys lol… I rather just be a dude that gets to fuck her everyday =)

| 10/04 | 04:02 AM

I’d eat lailoken’s shit if I could fuck her everyday

| 10/04 | 05:16 AM

Id fuck her so hard she would shit herself!

| 10/04 | 08:11 AM

now that we’ve all had a shitty night…

| 10/04 | 08:43 AM

WTF? theres alot of shit in here!

| 10/04 | 10:13 AM

piss anyone?

| 10/04 | 10:55 AM

i’d shit, piss, spew.. whatever and wherever to fuck that.. like.. dear god.. i’d bleed for that pussy!

i hope that was a little less shitty

| 10/04 | 11:39 AM

I would eat her shit out of a cup (with a friend) and then vomit into her mouth

| 10/04 | 01:06 PM

i would give her the best 30 seconds of my life

| 10/04 | 01:51 PM

I didnt know Buffalos had wings.

| 10/04 | 08:14 PM

I’d let queen latifa Cleveland steamer me to have one night with her

| 10/04 | 09:32 PM

I would crawl through a mile of 18” sewer pipe just to suck the dick of the last dude that fucked her.

| 11/04 | 01:34 AM

I’d beat her down with a large foam bat before fucking the shit right out of her.  Then I’d take her shit and distribute it between you sick fucks because that seems to be the only thing you want from her.  Then i’d fuck her ass to get the last bit lathered over my dick, offering the highest bidder to suck me off.

Then i’d toss her aside the the mediocre peice of shit she is.

Have a nice day gentelman (and ladies?)

| 11/04 | 06:31 AM

CoolHandLuke wins!!!

| 11/04 | 06:57 AM

I’d eat the peanuts out of a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.

| 11/04 | 01:30 PM

Coolhandluke?

You mean Skulleyern wink

| 11/04 | 06:39 PM

what time is Golden Girls on?

| 12/04 | 09:36 AM

DAMNIT! She spits.

| 12/04 | 09:51 PM

Ha ha ha, this has got to be the best TC tread ever!

| 18/04 | 05:25 AM

ye it is pretty good, only thing we’ve missed out is a one eyed spider monkey and a hitler look-a-like.......giggidy

| 19/04 | 02:32 AM

Most beautiful woman ever!!!!!!
My god, getting hotter by the year!

| 12/05 | 12:08 PM

That was the funniest thread I’ve ever read! SHIT!

| 06/06 | 09:53 PM
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