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celebrities Henry Hardcore | Apr 09, 2008 - 5:44 | | | |

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If only I could be that dress….

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 09/04 | 07:20 PM

i would fuck the shit out of her

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 02:08 AM

i would eat her shit

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 02:11 AM

i would smear her shit all over my rear view mirror

BloodSweat | 10/04 | 02:19 AM

I would smear my shit all over BloodSweats rear view mirror.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 02:28 AM

I’ll shit all over her and smear her on BloodSweat’s rear view mirror then i’ll do her

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 02:55 AM

I’d eat my own shit, and possibly yours too, if it meant i could fuck her

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 02:59 AM

I would let her have that kid and then have sex with the afterbirth while she is still breathing heavy

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 03:13 AM

is it weird that i would just fuck her like a normal person would?

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 03:30 AM

I’d have her shit on herself and then I fuck her like a normal person.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 04:44 AM

i would be her shit, that way i’d be inside her before all you!!!

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 04:47 AM

Shit eventually comes out. But wow wtf is with all of you guys lol… I rather just be a dude that gets to fuck her everyday =)

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 05:02 AM

I’d eat lailoken’s shit if I could fuck her everyday

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 06:16 AM

Id fuck her so hard she would shit herself!

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 09:11 AM

now that we’ve all had a shitty night…

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 09:43 AM

WTF? theres alot of shit in here!

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 11:13 AM

piss anyone?

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 11:55 AM

i’d shit, piss, spew.. whatever and wherever to fuck that.. like.. dear god.. i’d bleed for that pussy!

i hope that was a little less shitty

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 12:39 PM

I would eat her shit out of a cup (with a friend) and then vomit into her mouth

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 02:06 PM

i would give her the best 30 seconds of my life

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 02:51 PM

I didnt know Buffalos had wings.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 09:14 PM

I’d let queen latifa Cleveland steamer me to have one night with her

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/04 | 10:32 PM

I would crawl through a mile of 18” sewer pipe just to suck the dick of the last dude that fucked her.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 11/04 | 02:34 AM

I’d beat her down with a large foam bat before fucking the shit right out of her. Then I’d take her shit and distribute it between you sick fucks because that seems to be the only thing you want from her. Then i’d fuck her ass to get the last bit lathered over my dick, offering the highest bidder to suck me off.

Then i’d toss her aside the the mediocre peice of shit she is.

Have a nice day gentelman (and ladies?)

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 11/04 | 07:31 AM

CoolHandLuke wins!!!

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 11/04 | 07:57 AM

I’d eat the peanuts out of a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 11/04 | 02:30 PM

Coolhandluke?

You mean Skulleyern

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 11/04 | 07:39 PM

what time is Golden Girls on?

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 12/04 | 10:36 AM

DAMNIT! She spits.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 12/04 | 10:51 PM

Ha ha ha, this has got to be the best TC tread ever!

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 18/04 | 06:25 AM

ye it is pretty good, only thing we’ve missed out is a one eyed spider monkey and a hitler look-a-like…....giggidy

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 19/04 | 03:32 AM

Most beautiful woman ever!!!!!!
My god, getting hotter by the year!

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 12/05 | 01:08 PM

That was the funniest thread I’ve ever read! SHIT!

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 06/06 | 10:53 PM

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