Lily Allen Does Topless In Cannes

I’m sure she’ll be very happy with that penultimate photo

BORING!!!

Well, isn’t that cute.

Perky tits tho’...

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I’d drill her…..
.....well would have before the hair thing. She looks a bit like a freaky Albino !!

2nd pic from bottom
she have body like that guy on left only less hair and bigger gut

she’s got a pretty face but i think i can honestly say that every girl or woman i have ever slept with has had a better body than that.

she looks a bit mongy to me, a bit downs syndrome?

i still would, even as a mong

no fucking way

my dog has similar tits

uummm. who is she? and UCK!!!

Not to be picky but she’s actually in Antibes, not Cannes.

WTF?....I thought she was ugly before and this shows even her naked isn’t worth #hit. STUMPY, FUGLY, PIGISH LOOKIN PIECE OF S#IT I EVER SAW.

Always wanted to shag a ‘tard, she looks better with black hair!

hmm I see she still has that third nipple under her left breast, I thought she wudda lasered it off.

the blond hair has to go

who is this ugly woman? is it weird I’ve never heard of her? Just spent 3 months in New Zealand…so maybe that’s it

another british cow!!

SOLIIID!!! idk, i think she’s hott!!!! gREat FiNd!! YeezzuuRRR!

Bang out of order IMO, she should be in a care home, not ruining the ambience of a holiday destination for everyone else. Fucking dog.

Do we have another wasted skank trying desperately to further here career here i wonder. I’ve seen that “they tried to make me go to rehab” cunt looking better. Her name currently evaded me.

Don’t know her.  Was she hot once?  She ain’t now.

If you look closely at Photo #4 you can see the tip of her curly tail sticking out of her bikini bottom.

Isn’t she gorgeous? Who says Britain doesn’t produce the hottest celebs around.

Pass the bucket. Oh, and a pointy stick so I can tear my fucking eyes out. Ridiculous media whore.

and she made that shitty fucking show on bbc3, untalented useless beached whale cunt, and she had the cheek to say Paul McCartney was no good.

those tits ain’t retarded

God she’s ugly.

id have preffered to have seen her land on the rocks!

fuck me - that is the classic difference between america and britain. Do you really think that fat, ugly, talentless bitch would be given the time of day in America?

WTF?

She’s a normal sized woman!
Admittedly, the change in hair colour (from chocolate brown, to this yellow blonde), was a HUGE mistake, but still, she’s not completely fugly and surprise; she’s not been airbrushed!

kadinski - Whats all this anti-british crap? Just because you have the IQ of a gnats knob, I don’t think all Americans are a twat like you

Considering America is the fatest nation in the world it is funny how so many of them get abusive over seeing a British girl with a little bit of weight on her. Would have thought was skinny tou yopu guys!

To her credit she has always siad that she is an ordinary person in terms of her size and doesnt condone the size zero ethos that is spreading through some parts.

Shes not a big celeb over here, shes more for the emos!

Who the fuck is she?

whats with everyone slating Lily? i’d like to see some of you twats hiding behind your computers to expose yourselves like that!

I think she is lovely.

Seems to be mostly americans that are slating her, but she’s a gem compared to some of the idiots america has produced.

americans think that anything beautiful is ugly and anything ugly is beautiful thats why their all fat! their so fat they can’t even see who they’re shooting at! there is nothing wrong with lily allen she’s smarter than the stupid brainless gay twats that come from america that can’t even get 4 from 2+2! And by the way Amy winehouse is only taking after the stupid american twats that take drugs that let me see all seem to come from AMERICA!

For those who don’t know her, she’s a fairly decent British pop singer.

Some pics are unflattering and I don’t like the blonde hair (she used to look much better with dark hair). But I must say that is a nice rack.

Small tits and broad thighs - YUMMY!

Love how her friend gets stiff nipples while staring at lily naked!

down syndrome lookin mother fucka!

ill knife the bitch

in the face!

Wise up.  She’s just havin a good time.  She’s earned her money. Be it good or bad n she’s jumpin off a nice big jolly yacht when probably half of yous are rottin away in a dingy office/bedroom doin feck all just bein jealous!

Now i know why she calls herself Lily Allen

Well, she was cute with the old her and the untanned skin. Lucky her, she only needs a bit of dark paint and a few weeks away from the sun the be pretty again. And nice boobies. Really nice.

Mooooooooooo!!!

What a cow!

You guys are idiots. She’s not the best looking gal in the world, but calling her retarded, saying you wouldn’t have “done” her, just makes you look stupid. In all honesty I think we can all agree on the fact that about 90% of you guys haven’t gotten laid in the past month/year. Yet alone you’re entire life.

Umm, she has a healthy, sexy, normal, body. Way to provide a few people with eating disorders becuase of your asinine comments.

wonna see more of that please lily :D

I agree that the blond hair sucks as well as the fake tan, lost a bit of respect for her going along with the popular crowd. And she’s losing her eyebrows!!! But she still is a decent singer and that is a decent bod.

all gut no butt.

I love this girl

Thanks, Lilly! I think Ill have a nice wank over your completely average tits and then forget about you like all the rest

My father used to say “If you don’t have anything good to say….keep your mouth shut!”
I think it’s still fashionable. All you courageous dudes behind the keyboards get a life!!

wouldn’t reconigize her if a ran into her on the streets

You"ll get what you’d pay !!!If you guys want someone good need to invest money to make money !!!Think about it

Since we’re being picky, it’s Cap d’Antibes which is the name of the headland just to the south of the town. It’s where all the posh nobs go around there. Cannes is just for show and nice boats.

Thick thighs=Win
Weird thing is that she looks cute even without makeup.

Fugly isn’t a fucking word. Death to all bloggers. None of you can spell. Your opinions are middle of the road, yet still unjustified. I bet there are millions of people just like me who out of chance come across dark chat rooms such as this, where ugly men type what they can’t say in real life, due to self-depreciation and unrealistic assumptions. I dignose you all as twats.xxx

you, complaining about bloggers are infact a blogger, and by what you said about men, one with a vagina. AND a spelling problem, after complaining about how everyone else is spelling. how ironic you moron.  Next time revise your post so you dont look like a blubbering idiot.

“I dignose you all as twats”
I diagnose you as a hypocritical cunt. why dont you go drive off of a cliff you train wreck.

I love her - even if she has got a slightly fat belly! Plus she has 3 nips - you dont get much better value than that on a bird!

i am very lovely.

nice very nice ilove you big womam

This is the sight of a real woman, a woman proud of who she is, what she is and not giving a flying fuck what anyone thinks about her - not some airbrushed bimbo in a glossy mag.

All power to more women like Lily, who show the true beauty of nature and who do it whilst wearing a smile.

Shame that she is FAT, UGLY, GOT small TITS and a TRAMP STAMP. Otherwise I probably would

Where is the beautiful yavvv bashing in this were goods

i’d hit that ass

i hate black nips

looks like a pig! so pink and fatie…