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While this isn’t an accident video I still enjoy watching shit get destroyed.  It’s pretty cool how the power of the trolley barreling in seems to almost snap the front of the blue car off.

 | Carnivorous Cow | 07-10-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

This simple game is called Battle Mechs, and it is your basic back-and-forth attack scenario. You pick the weapon and its target when it is your turn, and whoever loses all their power first, well, that’s that for them. Of course, your opponents get harder and harder to beat down, so make sure you pay attention. Enjoy, and good luck!

 | DM | 07-10-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

One thing is certainly clear after watching this video stay the fuck away from his property and his truck, you’ve been warned.

 | Carnivorous Cow | 07-10-08 | link |  | Comments (8)

Our first game today is called Mazapan, and it is a quirky little platformer. You must use the arrow keys to move your little “bump-on-a-rug” shaped man and defeat the bosses using non-direct interaction. In other words, you must burn through a rope to drop something on the boss, instead of fighting him directly. Enjoy this Monday time waster.

 | DM | 07-10-08 | link |  | Comments (1)

What do you think rocket scientists do during their spare time?  Gaze into the cosmos?  Solve complex equations? WRONG, some of them like to get together and make music videos spoofs.  I.S.S. baby is about the international space station and Apollo Guys is an ode to the moon missions.

 | Carnivorous Cow | 07-10-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

This poor bastard falls 5 meters (15 feet) and has to be carried away on a stretcher.  It kind of sucks that you can see people were looking at him, but noone chose to intervene. 

 | Carnivorous Cow | 07-10-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

He either learned this behavior from watching his owner or it’s direct proof of evolution. 

 | Carnivorous Cow | 07-10-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

What truly makes me sad though is that i know this is the kinda kid who kicks my ass when i play PC games, because it’s all he knows and he hasn’t been introduced to a vagina yet.  In all seriousness I was hoping the kid in black was going to slug the annoying little bastard in white.

 | Carnivorous Cow | 07-10-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

I think it’s safe to say that the majority of us have felt the sensation of a belly flop five feet off the water.  Now can you imagine that same sensation all over your back from diving 30 feet off the ground?  That kid must have looked like a tomato when he got out of the water.

 | Carnivorous Cow | 07-10-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

Here is Angelina’s sexy body at the changeling priemiere, though she’s looking a little older and a little more worn as the years go by.  Not saying I wouldn’t punt 10 children into an alligator pit for the chance to molest her, but maybe her time as a sex icon is drawing to a close?

 | Carnivorous Cow | 07-10-08 | link |  | Comments (1)

Here’s the extremely underrated Shannon Elizabeth in Maxim. Now when I say “underrated”, I mean her physical beauty, which could possible bring world peace, is underrated

 | Mojo7650 | 06-10-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

Tonight’s fare is called Gold Strike. You use the mouse to aim and toss your pick-axes towards the oncoming wall of colored blocks. You can only destroy blocks that have colors matching and are touching each other as well. What a shock. Basically, it is a sideways version of same-color-block-breaking game. You know, the one we have all played before in different versions.

 | DM | 06-10-08 | link |  | Comments (1)

Sweet merciful God, I’m in love.  If you don’t know who Nadine Velazquez then your not only missing out on one hot piece of ass, but your also missing out on some great television.  She plays Catalina the maid on NBC’s My name is Earl

 | Carnivorous Cow | 06-10-08 | link |  | Comments (1)

Besides drinking heavily with the boys, this grandma also enjoys ultimate fighting and unprotected sex.  Go Granma Go!

 | Carnivorous Cow | 06-10-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

Will Ferrell answers some hard hitting questions from internet users just like you and me!  Personally I think Will Ferrel is hilarious, but I know not everyone shares my opinion.

 | Carnivorous Cow | 06-10-08 | link |  | Comments (3)

Only months ago Leryn Franco was an olympic athlete and playing with a big javelin in Beijing. Now she is parading that gorgeous body of hers down a fashion cat walk. With the customary grace and nakedness of a real model. I know which I’d rather see her do.

 | Willy Wanka | 06-10-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

Are you tired of the same old same old food on your table every day. Burger King, Dominoe’s Taco Bell, Mickey D’s, your mom’s home cooking. You’ve been eating that crap for years. Time to grow up, become a man and start growing and eating some balls. Ljubomir Erovic will gladly share some recipes with you.

 | Willy Wanka | 06-10-08 | link |  | Comments (0)


- Jodie Marsh and her twins
- Willa Holland looking like a slutty street hooker
- Karina Michelin is ready and waiting for you
- Madeline Zima Sizzles In Complex
- Super sexy Kristanna Loken
- Sex on Legs Anya Monzikova
- Danielle Lloyd Rollerblading in Bikini
- Florencia Torrente’s Fab-Tastic
- Denise Milani
- Bitch getting wet

 | Willy Wanka | 06-10-08 | link |  | Comments (1)

The older you get the more you realise you need to treat your fuck buddy with love and care, cause before you know it she’s become the next door neighbours fuck buddy. Buy her flowers, buy her dinner, but for fuck’s sake don’t put her in the trunk of your car.

 | Willy Wanka | 06-10-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

Just before I fuck off on holiday for a week and I leave Totally Crap in the capable hands of CC, HH and NN I want to show you how to do a really hard face pant while riding your BMX bike. Pay close attention as it is a difficult trick and needs to be timed to perfection. First you take a run up and make some speed, then you attempt a half-hearted dump and just before your front wheel leaves earth you lose a wheel and slam your head into the concrete. Easy to emulate with some practise.

 | Willy Wanka | 06-10-08 | link |  | Comments (0)
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Fuggy Fuggy ?!?!?

Over here at TC we get to see some cool and crazy fachiz; but sometimes someone has to cross the border and go and make something a little kookier than what you’ve seen before. But a ninja like this?. What the “Fuggy Fuggy” is going on here then? Check it. There is also an unusual Xmas Fortune Cookie ready for you to open. Alright.

 | Carlos Cunninglingus | 22-12-05 | link | |
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Rants & Raves & Flames & Trolls on Fuggy Fuggy ?!?!?

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