I’ve really missed out at school. This naked teacher vrap never used to happe to me. There is some uproar in Sweden about a female teacher that has a job on the side. Nude modelling . The pictures got leaked and you’ve guessed it. We’ve got them for you here. Highly NSFW.
I have only seen one movie with the actress Kate Hudson and that was years ago. So i can’t really vouch for her acting abilities. And unless she stars in any hardcore porn, any time soon, then i very much doubt if i will see her in anything for a long time. Still, who cares if she can act or not. With an ass like that, you could even forgive that face. Well, almost.
Gene Simmons is famous for having a huge tongue, wearing silly make-up and playing in a pop band called Kiss. Oh, and he is married to some softcore porn actress. Not content with all that media attention Gene had to dunk his donut in someone else’s coffee mug. That tape leaked out and as you’ve come to expect we can bring you it. Part 1 and Part 2 of Gene doing some headbanging. NSFW.
Ann Van Elsen was Miss Belgium in 2002. She’s a pretty little thing, but she always said she’d never do nudity. Never say never was not invented without reason and Ann left her clothes in Belgium when she jetted off with Pl*yb*y to warmer climates for her photoshoot. The reason Ann decided to go nude is money. Not for her, but for the good cause of clean drinking water for all. We applaude Ann for this noble gesture and her fine boodies and ass.
Desperate Housewives hottie Marcia Cross was furious in October of the year 2006 after a garbage man found 200 nude pictures of the actress in her trash, and he refused to give them back. Now, december 2007 the nude pictures are on the Internet for our pleasure.
Meg from the White Stripes is not your normal sex icon. She hasn’t got the blond hair or the long legs, but there are probably a few of you out there who would do her. You may of wondered what she actually looked like, under those stage clothes or if she would know what to do when presented with a length of cock. Well wonder no more, as it seems her supposed sex tape has turned up. And in all fairness, she seems to be enjoying herself. But until we get conformation from her people, we won’t know if it’s really her, just yet. (Seriously NSFW)
OK, here’s the story. Some artschool student guy did a project about slasher/rape porn and used his very sexy girlfriend as his study object. He viewed the resulting photos on a publi PC at the college, but forgot to wipe the temp directory. Now we can all enjoy his thoughts on art and his very tasty bird of a girlfriend. Titties-a-plenty so NSFW.
Whoa, with a body like that she must be going places. Kim Kardashian in a purple top at the beach can’t go wrong with that one. You might remember her from a so called film, staring her and singer Ray-j. ”Kim Kardashian, Superstar (2007)” also known as her sex tape! (You need to login to the forums to see the link) Now that your done downloading her video… Check out recent pictures of her in her bikini, frolicking around.. Enjoy!
Another babe and once again no clue who the hell she is and once again it does not matter. She’s got her buns out and that is good enogh for us. Boobs on display so either call your boss to come have a look or look whne you get home.
Could we be about to show you a new craze? Could us spreading this wonderful sight become something that inspires others to follow. We bloody well hope so. We at TC feel Roofing should become a common sight across the world. And after seeing the Roofing video and Roofing pictures I am sure you’d agree. Let’s Go Roofing in 2007 and beyond.
Well fuck me, i turn my computer off for a couple of hours to go shopping and what do i miss? Only the bloody Keeley Hazell sex tape! Yes it’s every one’s favorite page 3 girl, finally doing what we have all wanted her to do to us for so long. She strips off, gets her box chewed on, sucks some dick and even takes some dick all in this 10 minute movie. Sadly, we don’t have a copy yet and all the trailer downloads have been removed. What we do have is a few of the NSFW pictures, but if any of you out there can get hold of it, it’s you duty, no your responsibility to make sure we can all share in this new found glory. (Via the forum)
UPDATE: Looks like someone has already got us a copy over on TNSFW. But we still need the full version, so keep looking.
UPDATE 2: Look and you will find.
As i write this post, i haven’t actually been able to open the pictures in question. Not because the link doesn’t work, but mainly because i am sitting in the middle of a PC repair shop, waiting for a very nice chap to transfer all my crap before he has to reformat the fucker and i don’t want the rest of his customers think that i am some sort of pervert. (Obviously, you all know the truth) So how many other of you chaps out there got a new mp3 player for Xmas that decided it didn’t like your operating system and refused to let you restart you machine? Just me? Well, never one to let a little fact like not having a working computer stop me from posting quality tits, have not one, not two, but three galleries of the lovely, formally Miss Nevada, Katie Rees. Let me know if they are any good. (Probably NSFW, but they could be fine)
About 8 weeks ago me and the boys from VKmag went to an industrial estate, up some stairs and into a porn studio. We had booked 3 women, a sybian and a room. The original plan was to launch Totally NSFW with the videos of the girls riding the Sybian, but due to a still mysterious delay in getting the video ready we launched without it. But. We are not greedy. We will still share our work with you, the loyal Crapper. OK, granted, it is not the best you’ll have seen but it was only our first try and we went with the flow. First up is Sofia. She did a little dirty photoshoot for us and she rode our Sybian. More to come for sure.
And we have another celebrity sextape. This time it is Croatian soapstar Jelena Veljaca. She is an actress in the soap Ljubav u Zaledzu. I have never heard of it, but I am sure our Croatian Crappers can shed some light on the situation. Regarding the sextape it seems it was “stolen” and that Jelena was being blackmailed with it. An unnamed man has been trying to sell the tape to Croatian magzines and newspapers for $35.000. Don’t worry Jelena, we’ll make sure no one makes a cent from your efforts to turn a TV career into a porn career. Totally NSFW to the rescue.
I know loads of you would want to see Kelly Clarkson or your local Idols winner naked. In Sweden they don’t have to dream anymore. Their winner Johan Larsson not only gave them his voice but a whole lot more too. This post carries a gay alert tag, for some after care just visit Totally NSFW.
I used to quite like Gemma Atkinson, years ago, when she was in Hollyoaks. Then she started doing all those spin-off shows and getting those tits of hers filled with silicone. Then it was down hill from there for her really. But i know that there are still a few of you out there who still enjoy her womanly charms. So if you fancy a little bit of her, dressed in her finest Christmas underwear, you can find it here. (Slightly NSFW)
I wasn’t sure what to make of this next video. At first, i assumed it was just some chap perving on some young sun-bathing girl. But then as soon as i clocked that the girl was Japanese, i knew it was all going to be down hill from there. At first he just starts with the usual dirty old man behaviour, stroking, poking and exposing, but after a while the ‘sleeping’ young honey has a bit of a sudden urge. I was expecting her to wake up and start screaming, but oh, how wrong i was. (NSFW)
When i watched the first few seconds of this next clip, i thought it was going to be from one of those sex documentary shows that tells us how and what we should be doing in bed. Seen it all before i thought, but how wrong i was. For this little documentary, the creators have strapped a load of little cameras all over the couple doing the demonstrating. One on the nips, one strapped to his cock and one stuffed right inside the poor girl who is about to try and squeeze his length in there too. As soon as i saw the internal shot of his cock sliding in and out of her pink, ribbed love tunnel, that whole tingly feeling that was starting in my balls vanished quick time. Still, at least there is a cum shot at the end. (Most definitely NSFW)
A while back it was announced that Dustin Screech Diamond from Saved by the Bell fame had made a porno flick. It was given the title Screeched and featured a Dirty Sanchez moment. Great stuff, but all we got to see was a little preview. Fuck that, we have got a real preview for you. If you want to see it of course. The story goes that The D (as he likes to call himself) was invited up to a hotel room by a bride to be and one of her bridesmaids. They had a jolly good time joking and fucking around. Lets just say the chicks in question do not really look like seasoned brides and bridesmaids to be but more like pro’s of the porn business. All this does not matter as the two chicks ge to work on The D and each other. Enjoy the preview and a little birdie tells me you can get the whole damn thing here, here, here, here and here.
After the last post i bought you all, i thought i should make it up to you by posting a hot chick. And don’t worry, it’s an actual woman, not me just trying to mislead you in to some sort of false sense of security and then upset your night by showing something that will make you want to gouge out your own eyes with a rusty spoon. Honest, it’s a real hot young thing who somehow manages to advertise some French clothes line, by getting all tied up in knots and squirming around naked. I wouldn’t upset you chaps twice in a row would i? (NSFW)
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