We often get accused of not making a valuable contribution to society and your lives. Time for change people. Sit back and watch this video about the facts of life. One fact you can add is that this video wasted 2 minute and 38 seconds of your day.
Have yu got some spare time and are you constantly being told you’re the creative one in the family? if so, get them paint brushes ready as we are going on a painting masterclass with all time great Bob Ross who came back from the dead to show us how to make a beautiful painting with a story to tell.
I was always told to quit while you’re ahead. Nothing good can come of going on to prove a point and this kid is living proof. He gets himself geared up to to a backflip on a pogo stick and actually makes it, but he just had to carry on. A new front row of pearly whites is the result.
Just look at Ian go. Doing his school proud by taking part in a steeple chase race. He’s in the lead too and is gettign some major encouragement from the crowd and his friends. Such a shame he never got the idea that you have to jump over a steeple and not through it. Listen as encouragement turns to laughter.
The world famous Indy 500 is coming up and that means practise, practise and more practise for the hopefull. Danica Patrick will be one of the few women to take part and on May 9th she had a slight incident happen to her in the pitlane. It was only slight to her as the guy that got run over had the bigger issues.
The world is turing slurtty and we love it. This kind of shit never happened during my Prom, but maybe I was just to fucking high and drunk to notice.
The question is simple. Is Ferrari’s new baby supercar, the Ferrari California, hot or not? To me it looks like a cross between the Honda S2000 and a TVR. And that is not hot.
In a battle between a man on foot and a car on wheels the car will win in 99.9% of the cases. This Russian case is no different. Nasty ass footage, so you are warned.
I could tell from the first second I saw these two (drunk?) chicks that they’d go down easy. And I was right. Slightly NSFW as there is nakedness on show.
Bill O’Reilly knows how to piss people off like a champ. The funny thing is that he himself is easily pissed off too. And that gives for some funny TV moments. I am still trying to figure out whether Bill got pissed off with the teleprompter or with the fact that it was Sting playing him out and not his beloved Arian Nation’s Marching Band.
You know what is coming yet it still brings to special feeling to your gut when you see the backflip go wrong. It must have felt like being hit in the face by a hammer.
Ahhh, this brings back memories of the 70’s. A good old topless protest against the hypocrisy of the church. The best part about this protest is that the woman doing the topless protesting is the niece of a high ranking cardinal in Spain. Magdalena Rouco Hernández took of her kit to protest over her say one thing do another thing right-wing head of Spain’s catholic chruch, Cardinal Antonio María Rouco Varela. He says the family unit is the most important there is, but when Magadelan’s mother lay dying he never called. And a saucy detail is that the Cardinal has invested money in Pfizer shares, they who make Viagra and Dep-Provera, an injectable contraceptive for women. Well done Magadalena, just such a shame she didn’t do this before she had two kids and turned 19. Slightly NSFW.
I used to work for an adult website, which featured new skin flicks along with classic porn from The Golden Age of Adult - You have to admit, in Adult, Golden is a risky term to use. Regardless, I’ve seen A LOT of weird and hot shit, usually the weird shit happens in German and Japanese features (what’s with the sick smut from those countries defeated in WWII?) Sadly, all porn looks the same after a while, and it gets old fast. But just when you think your dick can’t get much softer here comes Miss Porno Public Service Announcement. She will tell you how porn can be used as a marital aide, and that jerking off can bring mental stimulation. Great lady, thanks, but for Christ’s sakes I already have to fast forward past the bad acting before I can batch! This PSA ran either before or after HUNDREDS of adult films in the 1980’s, believe me, I kept count.
It’s another hot day and all I want to do is lie by a pool checking out the honeys and maybe going for a ride. Down the slide. But unlike this numbnuts I’ll make sure the pool art the end of the slide has some water in it.
It sounds like a bad movie or musical and it was. The Las Vegas police were left chasing a dumbass who tried to steal a bait car last Monday. After running the suspect aka guilty as fuck dude made his way onto the local golf course. There he proceeded to par the 3rd and 5th holes before stealing a golf kart. Now, even I know a golf kart is not fast enough to make you lose the police cars and two damn helicopters, but then again, there is a reason why the dude was caught stealing a car. Dumb as shit comes to mind.
In one corner we’ve got the wildebeest ak a gnu. Weighing in at an average of 400 pounds. In the other corner we have several Rhinos. Weighing in at a good 2000 pounds each. And still the wildebeest starts a game of chicken with those same rhinos. Either a very brave animal or dumb as a buffalo’s backside
Can you just imagine the amount of times the poor guy must have chaffed his balls or almost broken his legs practising for these jeans jumping tricks.
Boys and their toys. When you were little you had alittle kite. And now that you are bigger you want a bigger kite. And then there is Dan. Dan just needed to have the biggest kite of all. He found out the hard way never to overestimate.
Yo Yo Yo listen up y’all, I’m da girl Hoodrat and am gonna drop the flow in this old lady’s here face. Cause I’m a cool fly chick from the streets on her way to Hamburger College. Someone needs to pull those extension out and kick her in the ass.
This is a lesson in how to scare your parents half to death. You go on a tour of duty to Afghanistan. You go on patrol and meet some unfriendly Taliban. You get in a firefight with them. During said firefight you bump into the side of your humvee and your cell phone activates and calls the last dialed number. Your parents. They let the voicemail machine pick it up. After coming home they hear you popping caps and swearing. They try to call you to find out if your OK. You don’t answer for two hours. Parents are left shitting their pants and worrying themselves silly over you. Mission complete.
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