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Mark Vidler aka Go Home Productions said he’d retired from the mixing business, but old habits die hard. He’s picked up the headphones, started op that Pentium 4 and crapped out another jewel of a mash-up album. Be kind to Mark and download it via de rapidshare link at the bottom.

 | Willy Wanka | 02-05-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

I’ve heard some crap music in my lifetime, but Riskay’s Smell Yo Dick is somewhere near the top. The theme of the song is some crack smoking hoe that suspects her dawg is banging some stripper named Diamond. To make sure what is going on she wants to smell the dawg’s dick. I presume to conclude whether it is doused in someone else’s bitch juices or still has that same cheese platter smell from the morning. Cue customary crap video with big fat lazy Joe pulling some blonde while in real life the only thing he’d be puling is a flush chain.

 | Willy Wanka | 24-04-08 | link |  | Comments (7)

If you are a child of the 70’s you’ll have been a teen of the 90’s which means you’ll have come into contact with oldskool rave and techno at some point. If you liked it and want to re-live your youth check our friends at DOTF. They are throwing an oldschool rave and techno party tonight. WMP stream here and Winamp stream here.

 | Willy Wanka | 04-04-08 | link |  | Comments (2)

Could this be the perfect music video? The band Vehicular made it for their new tune Electric Eel. It features a hot sexy gorgeous babe dancing on a webcam while the tune rocks your ears. I like it and I especially want to see more of her.

 | Willy Wanka | 27-03-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

I’ve always been a fan of outsider music. Something that’s a bit different from anything else you hear, is usually a good place to start. So today, my new favourite artist’s are these two Eskimo chaps (at least i think they are both chaps) and their little display of throat singing. Not quite sure how they manage to get some of these freaky sounds coming from their throats is beyond me. But the more i listen, the more i like it. The music and rhythms that they create almost sound like old blues music. Which is always a good thing. 

 | TheDeviant | 05-03-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

This one will impress all you Apple fanboys out there, the worlds first iBand!. What happened to the good old days of just having a phone to make calls and send/receive text messages?. God damn nerds. 

 | Telemachus | 25-02-08 | link |  | Comments (3)

Last night the Brit Awards , the UK equivalent to the Grammy’s, were handed out in London. If you want to know who won check here. If you just want to see Paul McCartney, a hero of mine and whom I had the good fortune to see play live a few years ago, and Kylie Minogue play live check their performances here.

 | Willy Wanka | 21-02-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

Ah man, tomorrow is Monday and that means I need to entertain you guys again with fresh crap from the web. As I can’t wait I am going to throw a few muisical treats your way. First up is DJ Le Clown who does some (video) mashing and he posted his She’s A ... Model mix on the forum. Also making an appearance on our forum (it is such a good place to hang out and contribute) is a new mash-up album that merges Eminem with Elton John. Yeah seriously. I am not joking. Eminelton is going to be the sound for 2008.

 | Willy Wanka | 17-02-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

Last night it was a celebrity stalker’s wet dream. First the BAFTA’s and then the Grammy’s. These awards gala’s used to be about the winners and losers, but 20 years ago it started being about fashion, acceptance speeches and even more importantly the performances. Here are some of the Grammy’s more memorable performances by Amy Winehouse, Rihanna, Tina Turner and Kanye West.

 | Willy Wanka | 11-02-08 | link |  | Comments (4)

While I dive into a crucial meeting about the continuation of TC I’ll let you relax to the thumping beats of The Lektroboyz.

 | Willy Wanka | 05-02-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

It is common knowledge that fucked up people think that a baby will sort their life out. Eversince Britney has been dating that Gonad papparazzi dude speculation is rife about her being/getting pregnant. I don’t know the truth about that, but we have found a tape in which Britney tells us she wants another baby. I heard OK magazine has already offered $3million for the fist pictures of the ovulating egg and winning sperm cell.

 | Willy Wanka | 24-01-08 | link |  | Comments (1)

If you simply don’t have the time or patience to listen through the whole of top 25 songs of the US Billboard charts you could always listen to DJ Earworm’s 5 minute mash-up of those songs. And while you’re at it we recommend you download the best mashes of 2007 here and here.

 | Willy Wanka | 03-01-08 | link |  | Comments (1)

On Christmas Eve our German friends from Totally Crap.de sponsored a club night in the Strawberry Club in Bremen. Me myself and I could not be there but Paul Pwnage was nice enough to upload the Xmas Eve Strawberry Club mix for me and you to enjoy. If you want TC to sponsor your event, drop us a line.

 | Willy Wanka | 27-12-07 | link |  | Comments (5)

They are the two biggest bands that ever were. There are 2 Zeppelins left and only 2 Beatles. The Zeps are maybe, possibly, not sure yet, hopefully going on a world tour after their tour de force in London a few weeks back. The Beatles will never tour again. You’d say that the Zeps have the upper hand here as they are most complete and smoking hot news at the moment, but that hasn’t stopped The Beatles hooking into the Led Zeppeling trend at the moment by doing their own version of Stairway To Heaven.

 | Willy Wanka | 21-12-07 | link |  | Comments (6)

At Friday night’s Movies Rock event Fergie decided to have a go at singing what is, in my opinion, one of the better James Bond themes - Live And Let Die - and originally sung by Paul McCartney and Wings. Unfortunately for Fergie, her version both sounds wrong and looks wrong.

 | Reel Big Rich | 11-12-07 | link |  | Comments (21)

Were you one of the lucky 20.000? That is the number of people that got to watch Led Zeppeling perform in the O2 arena in London last night. They played all their hits and from what I’ve heard they blew the roof off. Time for a world tour? Lets hope so. If you weren’t there you can watch them to their stuff all over the net.

 | Willy Wanka | 11-12-07 | link |  | Comments (7)

Peter Cincotti is best known for his jazz like songs. Currently his Goodbye Philadelphia is stomring the charts here in Europe. I suppose the women get all moist at the mere site of Peter behind his piano. Well, prepare to get moist ladies. Peter was a guest on a French TV show (not unlike the Jools Holland shows) and was asked to cover a song. After Youtubing his way through some video Peter ended up with David Guetta’s Love is Gone. What Peter Cincotti did with it you can view here and you can leave your reviews in the comments. Personally I kind of liked it.

 | Willy Wanka | 26-11-07 | link |  | Comments (1)

Nothing better than a ton of great music and a BJ by your loved one to let you get over that Monday feeling. You can get the music here and here and while your downloading it (legally) and getting your cock sucked you can listen to John Marr’s recent DJ set at Diskokitten

 | Willy Wanka | 26-11-07 | link |  | Comments (0)

Hey There Delilah by the Plain White T’s hit the top spot in the US and numerous other countries (number 2 in the UK) earlier this year, so you probably know it. The song became a massive hit over two years after the its initial release and its easily sung acoustic nature led to a number of parodies. The best of the lot is an Arab take on it called Hey There Khalilah, although honourable mentions must go to How You Poop And Pee, Hey There Chlamydia and Hey There Vagina.

 | Reel Big Rich | 14-11-07 | link |  | Comments (0)

There is a small possibility that the guy featured in this video can actually sing and play his accordion (why else would he have one?!) when not horrendously pissed. It does seem unlikely though, on the evidence displayed here, that he has any musical talent, but then I wouldn’t be able to play an accordion much better either.

 | Reel Big Rich | 14-11-07 | link |  | Comments (3)
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