Hulk Hogan’s son, Nick Bollea has been sentenced to 8 month of butt fucking, sucking Bubba cock and cleaning toilets with his tongue. The reason? He crashed his soupped up Supra into a palm tree and damaged his friend for life. We hope the 8 month inside will do Nick some good and allow him to work on his wrestling moves in peace and quiet.
The man in the thumb is a pedofile who likes nothing more than having adult orientated fun with little boys in Thailand. Interpol are looking for him and they’ve asked for your help. Have you seen him? Do you know where he is? Is he your aunt, uncle or dad? Report the bastard to the authorities and help the world get rid of at least one piece of human waste.
I’ve just heard some very sad news via our forum. It appears that Robb Douglass, the man behind the legend that is Robb’s Celebs, has passed away and is no longer with us. Robb’s Celebs is a pioneering website when it comes to celebrity oops. Thousands of us remember Robb’s Celebs as the first site we visited when we were looking for nip slips, upskirts and general hotness when it comes to celebrities. I would like to take this opportunity to say thanks for all the goodness that Robb’s Celebs has brought into my internet life and I hope Robb is now finally checking out the peanut smugglers and upskirts eye candy of dead and buried celebs. R.I.P. Robb.
CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said. It almost sounds like a Fox News story.
The wait is finally over. The whole of Holland and large parts of the world have been eagerly anticipating or fearing Geert Wilder’s anti-Quran movie Fitna. A lot has been said about it, by people that have not even seen it yet, but now we can finally judge what our freedom of speech is worth. You can watch Fitna here. We are now taking bets on which country erupts into large scale kill all non-muslims protests first. We just hope it sparks up a decent debate about the problems facing us and them.
Update: We’ve got a mirror here.
All is not well in browser land. Mozilla (firefox) CEO John Lilly is pissed off. Not at Microsoft but at that lone ranger Apple. The saviours of all thing gagdety is not playing fair according to Lilly. So, what is the Messiah Steve Jobs done now? Honest Steve has taken upon himself to push the Apple Safari browser unto Windows machines. Yes, the man who first wanted nothing to do with Mircosoft and has called them all kinds of names now wants a piece of the windows browser market action and is not afraid to not ask you if you really want it. The tool they use is that handy pop-up (if it were Microsoft’s I bet the world would be too small) Apple installs on your PC if you even take a sniff at iTunes or Quicktime. As of today this pop-up will also install the Safari browser. If you do not remove the tick next to the download. The hunted has become the hunter. I wonder how long this ooh and ahh crap keeps going on everytime Steve Jobs pulls a shiny dildo from his trouser pocket now that they are kind of turning into something they’ve always detested.
Hey, not my words, but her own. If you believe what she said about her trip to war torn Bosnia 12 years ago as First Lady you might think the presidential hopeful was very close to being shot. Shame for Hillary that CBS was on the same plane into Bosnia and filmed the whole event. Saying you are under sniper fire and getting greeted by kids at the airport is not quite the same thing now is it.
Still 6 months to go and things are turning nasty. The US Presidential race is turing into an almighty bitch fight between the different camps. And it is starting to look as if the Republicans are turning into the thris dog that is going to make of with the bone. Obama and Hillary’s in-fighting is doing the Democrats no favours. Personally we don’t give a fuck who wins, as long as that dollar stays low and we can keep on buying those lovely tech products from across the ocean with a 30% price discount. Oh, almost forgot, this post is about Obama’s race speech. Looks really good and stuff, watch it, you might learn something. Or not.
Ivette Davila was a model soldier. Rather plain looking, but when she got that army fatigue off she turned in a bonafide sexy babe. But she is also a bad bad girl. She killed 2 fellow soldiers and could get the death penalty. I don’t think she’ll have trouble finding pen friends while in prison, cause you would, wouldn’t you? Myspace page anyone? Tx 2 Toao
Not not really, but he is compared to Warren Buffet. The new richest person in the world according to Forbes Magazine. He saw his net worth grow with an amazing $10 billion, while Gates’s fortune only swelled by a paltry $2 billion. The pauper. Warren Buffet could almost buy Chelsea Football Club with his extra $10 billion and make it succesful, but he’ll probably spend it on beer and babes down his local Hooters.
The FCC get a bit of a bad rep in the US. Their censoring and fining of the TV networks for over their use of nudity in the shows, is bordering a bit to close to a dictatorship over what the public can watch. But i don’t think they are all that bad. I mean, anyone who can see the beauty and artist merit in seeing Alyson Hannigan naked, is ok by me. In fact, i think it should be made mandatory for everyone to be able to see her naked. Preferably whilst she is taking a good length of my cock
If you are a regular McDonalds eater you might want to hold a moment of silence. Paul Tilley, the creator of the I’m Loving It jingle has topped himself. He clearly was not getting enough love or something and decided to turn himself in mincemeat by jumping off a building. He leaves a wife and two kids behind. I’m sure they’ll feel better after a free Happy Meal.
Well, as good as. The man has been sick for ages and has now decided to step down as president/leader/fuhrer of Cuba. Fidel Castro is a man that you either hate, love or don’t give a shit about. He has shaped part of todays world with his communist ideals in Cuba, but the power he once had has long gone away. The democratic West has found new enemies to fight. His death will probably result in one final stand-off between socialists (who will praise him) and capitalists (who will tell us an evil oppressor has finally gone) and Fidel would love nothing less. He told me so in a phone call we had this morning. While he was still alive. May we be the first to offer our condolences to the people of Cuba that loved him and offer our congratulations to the people of Florida that can now finally get back to their country of birth.
With all the controversy going on in the world over gun crime and availability of guns, it’s good to know that even the make-shift government of Iraq is thinking of imposing a five day waiting period on the sale of all suicide explosive vests. Is it a good thing? Or is it an infringement of the Iraqi peoples human right to blow themselves up? (And all those around them)
Oh My God! It is going to get serious now. The US presidential vote is till months and months away, but already nothing else gets the same level of coverage in the media. Now even former basketball star Charles Barkley is joining in with his thoughts. Alabama can look forward to 2014. How will you vote for? John McClain, Barack Osama or Billery Clinton?
We reported on the Northern Illinois University in DeKalb shooting yesterday. Some more news has just emerged. In total 6 people including the gunman were killed. The gunman was a grade A student that went by the name Steve Kazmierczak. He was never any trouble and was a very good learner. So how come he went nuts? It is thought Steve decided to stop taking his medication. His act of murder was, however, not a momentary lapse in love and kindness. Steve went out and bought 3 of the 4 guns used on Feb 9th so he had plenty of time to think about what he was going to do. The wait is on for the next one to go nuts.
Once again some nutjob has gone on a rampage. This tme the chosen venue was the campus of the Northern Illinois University. It is not 100% clear how many people have been shot or killed and who the shooter is/was.
Update: Live CNN stream.
Almost 3 years ago an American teen by the name of Natalee Holloway dissappeared on Aruba while out on a night of heavy drinking and only she knows what else. A Dutch guy named Joran van der Sloot has always been the prime suspect as he is the one that saw her alive for the last time. Now, 3 years later he has been tricked into confessing what really happened that night. It was shown on Dutch TV last night. Half the country watched it as it had been hyped to epic proportions. But we already knew what was going to happen as we busted it wide open last Thursday and were headline news in Holland for two days. In the confession tape Joran is stoned and looks to be bragging somewhat. The story in short is that Natalee was drunker than drunk after drinking some Bacardi 151 and smoking weed and wanted to go watch the sharks. Joran and Natalee ended up on a beach at 2am in the morning where he proceeded to finger her. Out of the blue she stopped talking and started twitching heavily. Joran tried to revive her by shaking her, but it failed. He called a friend from a local payphone and the friend took Natalee’s body out to sea where she was dumped. Never to be seen again. The Dutch TV show which aired the confession also invited Natalee’s mom, Beth Twitty, to Holland and her reaction to the “confession” can be seen here. Somehow I don’t think a stoned confession which was obtained by a private investigation using hidden cameras goes down too well in a court of law. To be continued…
98 people were killed and more than 200 were wounded in Iraq after Demonic militants sent two mentally disabled women to suicide bomb markets in Baghdad, Iraq. They used cell phones to remotely explode these woman. Why don’t the pussies just do it on their own instead of using mental patients? Read the story here.
According to Dutch Crime reporter Peter R de Vries the disappearance of Natalee Holloway on the Island of Aruba has been solved. The crimefighter doesn’t give any clues untill his broadcasting nex Sunday. But we found out who did it!!! On the website of the Dutch Sherlock Holmes we found an Open Directory with the following page. In the interview with the District Attorney Hans Moss and Peter R de Vries we can read Joran van der Sloot is the man who did it!
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