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Convicted child molestor Jonathan King has found himself a new vocation. Instead of actually molesting the boys he just sings about it. In an attempt to be arty farty and cultural he has started a project called Vile Pervert The Musical. In it King plays a number of roles including one in which he is Oscar Wilde. As Oscar Wilde he sings about buggering boys being ok as long as you’ve got constent. Not really the kind of message you want to send to the world with them knowing you have a tendency to not keep your hands to yourself. It is good to know the man can actually identify himself as a Vile Pervert. Now all we need is to lock him up again and throw away the key. Tx 2 DB

 | Willy Wanka | 15-05-08 | link |  | Comments (4)

Driving on a free way is scary enough as it is for some people. There simply is no need to make it more scary by driving down the wrong way of the free way in your car like this crazy assed Polish nutjob did. Tx 2 Wilanowiak

 | Willy Wanka | 14-05-08 | link |  | Comments (2)

Do I really need to explain this? I bloody well hope not. You look at the thumb, get your imagination going and don’t click this link. OK done. You have been warned, so don’t come crying to me if thast peanutbutter sandwich don’t taste right anymore. Thank you and good night.

 | Willy Wanka | 14-05-08 | link |  | Comments (1)

Almost a year to the day I posted a video of an elephant going nuts in India during some sort of procession. It ended up killing one man and scaring a hell of a lot more people. It was only a short video, but we’ve just found the longer version. And it didn’t become any prettier.

 | Willy Wanka | 12-05-08 | link |  | Comments (11)

If you move about in traffic it is a good thing to understand what green and red means. Green means walk/go. Red means stop or check carefully whethere there is any police about and if not make your move. Trouble wih this dumbass is that he checked for police but not for other cars coming and he is made to pay big time.

 | Willy Wanka | 09-05-08 | link |  | Comments (5)

I walked around in my 2 Girls 1 Cup tshirt this weekend and had two people come up to me to ask where I bought it and if they could buy one. Can you imagine the level of interest that is going to be shown to this nutjob and his 2 girls 1 cup tattoo. Sure, it is fun now, but what if little Joey asks what it’s all about.

 | Willy Wanka | 08-05-08 | link |  | Comments (7)

In the world of weightlifting they have a routine which involves the squat. And when you attempt a record breaking squat it could all go horribly wrong. Painful to watch and hellish to experience.

 | Willy Wanka | 06-05-08 | link |  | Comments (1)

I know Bear Grylls is a bit of a fake with his survival shows, but the stuff the man puts in his mouth would put a rent boy to shame. It could be that the lady in the previous post saw the show, tried it out and almost shat her pants.

 | Willy Wanka | 05-05-08 | link |  | Comments (1)

If you are about to have a peanutbutter sandwich for lunch I suggest you do not watch this skank of a woman. There simply is no excuse for wearing pants like that.

 | Willy Wanka | 05-05-08 | link |  | Comments (5)

If I didn’t think this was animal cruelty I’d be laughing my ass off at the sad state of affairs these sad people are in. A pet is for loving and for company, not for dressing him up to look like a bloody ninja turtle. That is why I won’t guide you over to the DIY Unicorn kit for your dog. I hope he bites your balls off.

 | Willy Wanka | 05-05-08 | link |  | Comments (2)

The 1st of May is a national holiday in loads of countries and is often associated with socialism, unions, 8 hour working day etc. Basically it’s a day for people that want richer people to pay even more taxes so they don’t have too and a day where socialists balem every one else for the world’s problems except themselves. Well, the driver of this white BMW was not gonna take it anymore and he plowed straight through a crowd of people in the street. Power to the people. In cars.

 | Willy Wanka | 05-05-08 | link |  | Comments (5)

What the fuck is wrong with people? Are they drinking contaminated water? Why in the world would you want to punish your balls like this. Balls are made for fondling and producing sperm to blow out of your cock, not for landing on railings with.

 | Willy Wanka | 03-05-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

The Highway Patrol fired K9 officer Charles Jones last September after another trooper recorded a video of Jones repeatedly kicking his patrol dog. Monday, Jones had an administrative hearing, trying to get his job back. Fuck that. let him stew in a police cell for a bit for animal cruelty.

 | Willy Wanka | 29-04-08 | link |  | Comments (2)

When normal people get drunk they either throw up, walk funny, get in a fight or fall asleep and get PWND. Not this guy. He got drunk and decided to eat a dead mouse. WTF. I’ve eaten pussy when drunk, but never a mouse.

 | Willy Wanka | 29-04-08 | link |  | Comments (0)

Seal hunters in Canada tell us they do a human job. The seal (pup) hardly suffers blah blah blah. I think we can safely say that this video of a seal hunt shot at the end of March beginning of April tell a slightly different story. If Canada is not carefull they’ll soon have suicide seals on their doorstep. If you love cute seals this will be disturbing footage.

 | Willy Wanka | 28-04-08 | link |  | Comments (6)

Trying to be a cool dude can be a challenge. A kid in Russian city Novosibirsk thought he had the ultimate trick up his sleeve. In an amusement park he climed out of his basket on the ferris wheel and dangled himself high above the ground. This made the kid cool for about 45 seconds before he plunged to his death. Now he’s just ice cold.

 | Willy Wanka | 25-04-08 | link |  | Comments (6)

Who says smoking is bad for you? It’s a load of balls. This poor Chinese man wouldn’t have survived if it weren’t for some used cigarette packets covering up the gaping wound through which you can see his beating heart. I say we boycot the Olympics until this man is well enough so he’ll only need a couple of Rizla’s to cover up.

 | Willy Wanka | 25-04-08 | link |  | Comments (1)

This is a health warning. Some fuckeit calling himself Trashman claims he has infected 1200 women and men with AIDS. On purpose. He makes his claims in a video on Youtube. And in an earlier video the Trashman also claims to be the killer of Run DMC DJ Jam Master Jay and Stack Bundles. Is it real or is it a hoax? Whatever it is, it is time to take out the Trash(man).
Update: This could be his website. Looks to me his is banging dirty street hoes. Tx 2 Gantz Highly NSFW.

 | Willy Wanka | 24-04-08 | link |  | Comments (20)

Hippo’s are one of the fiercest creatures on Africa. They kill more people then lions, crocs and buffalo manage together. You get between a hippo and the water and you can kick your sorry ass goodbye. But how about this. 2 Male lions attack a hippo and actually get it to sit still so they can have their meal without any bother. What happened to No Surrender.

 | Willy Wanka | 22-04-08 | link |  | Comments (1)

Ladies of a certain age might start to pong a bit. They go past their sell-by date and as a loving husband you want to avoid this happening to your lovely loved one. You’ve gotta keep that bitch fresh and tight and we think this might do the trick for you. All you need is a hoover, large plastic bag and a straw.

 | Willy Wanka | 20-04-08 | link |  | Comments (2)
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