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This is a lesson in how to scare your parents half to death. You go on a tour of duty to Afghanistan. You go on patrol and meet some unfriendly Taliban. You get in a firefight with them. During said firefight you bump into the side of your humvee and your cell phone activates and calls the last dialed number. Your parents. They let the voicemail machine pick it up. After coming home they hear you popping caps and swearing. They try to call you to find out if your OK. You don’t answer for two hours. Parents are left shitting their pants and worrying themselves silly over you. Mission complete.
Wow, Well when I was in IRAQ you couldn’t have cell phone. That went for all U.S troops. But you always have a few dumb fucks that get a cell phone. Because they are pussy whipped and need to call home all the time. The main reason that the U.S doesn’t allow its troops to have phones… Because of shit like this and Johnny doesn’t call Billys mom and tell her that Billy just caught one in the grape....
shut up… get over youself.
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