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Andressa Soares: The Watermelon Woman

We all know Coco right? She the assy bitch hanging from Ice-T’s arm. Well, in Brazil the have the Watermelon Woman aka Andressa Soares and her ass is a national treasure. VBS went to meet her and you soon start to see what that ass is so famous. Damn it people, I just want to bury my face in it. Adressa also did a shoot for Playboy magazine (NSFW) and it was the biggest selling issue in Brazil ever. Her ass has magical powers, I swear.

VBS Meets Andressa Soares Part 1

VBS Meets Andressa Soares Part 2

VBS Meets Andressa Soares Part 3

Some fun ass dancing


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Niiiiiiice…  Big ass yes, huge thighs yes - more thighs than asss - YES.

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 13/05 | 09:19 PM

She’s no Keyra Agustina, that’s for sure. Then again that kind of ass perfection occurs maybe once in a generation. This Soares chick has quite a big ass, but not that shapely, and not that great a figure otherwise. But I’d still hit it.

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 13/05 | 11:02 PM

I’m brazilain, and she was awsome! some fat yes, but really big ass, here the fever is “fruit’s woman”, like she,  Mulher Melancia…

but here has some better pearls, trust me!

look for Scheila carvalho, she was HOT!

[after that is hard believe brazil more than ass and soccer , but it was…hehehe]

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 14/05 | 05:54 AM

I’m brazilian too, and I think that watermelon chick is huge! But I totally dig her ass and thighs.

The local media has been spreading these booty girls lately.It’s kind of a trend here.

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 14/05 | 06:26 AM

damn we need more of her

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 14/05 | 06:31 AM

Three years from now she’ll look like any other chubby chick…

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 14/05 | 11:09 AM

Manface, she’s gross.

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 14/05 | 08:37 PM

Her face isnt that good and i’ve seen much better asses in brazil. Id give her a 6 on a scale of 10.

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 15/05 | 02:59 PM

willy go and pay her for some really nsfw pics. it will pay out.

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 16/05 | 08:32 AM

The end of part 3 makes my dick hard!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 20/05 | 06:28 PM

The Watermelon Woman? do you mean they produce more water than normal woman?

Mancing Gembira | 26/08 | 10:19 AM
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