Our game on this lowly Satuday is called Text Mate. This game is for those of us who like a little brain-practice now and then, this time using words. You have to pick the last few letters of the word and fill in the blanks to make the best word you can. Each letter you fill in will tell you have many words you can make with the empty spaces left. It should be fairly straightforward.

Do you really need any more information than the bloody title of this blog post to click the fucking link? Thought so. Have a good weekend and a happy 4th of July. Hope you get laid, high and drunk.

Around this time last week the King of Pop popped his clogs and went to hell/heaven. Millions of fans mourned the loss and thousands dumped homemade tribute videos on the world wide webster. This is a video of how not to make one as it might get you in trouble with his adoring fans. We loved it by the way.

Kendra Wilkinson used to bang Hugh Hefner on Viagra. She left him for someone slightly younger and married the dude last week. Before she left the single life (until het impending divorce) she did one final shoot to show of those puppies we’ve come to know and love.

Tonight’s game is called Xtreme Space Ball, and it is a simple get the ball to the finish game. The thing is, some of the squares reverse the arrow key directions and various things like that. It should keep you on your toes on this fun Friday night. That, or go out with your girl if you are normal.

Ahhh look, it’s little Dan playing with Thomas on the swings..OMFG…is that Miss Defanti sucking on a cock? Yes, 5th grade elementary teacher, Crystal Defanti, accidentaly included part of her sexual adventures on a DVD sent out to parents and students to commemorate the finished schoolyear at Isabelle Jackson Elementary School. If you’ve got the DVD, please send it to us.

Here’s another prime example of what happens when a fuckwit runs a red light. The guy in the first car getting hit is very very lucky to get out alive.

Today’s first game is brought to us today by our friends over at Meltgames. Drag Race Demon is a drag racing game, obviously, but this time you have to use the mouse to make the car go. You cant make it go too fast or too slow, though, or else the race will end or the car will flip. Fun times.

  It shouldn’t be a crime to for victim’s family members to beat the shit out of a murderer, it should be part of the sentence.  I’m not saying they have to skin the guy alive, though for child murderers we could look into that, but it may help a little with the healing process….even if it didn’t, fuck em.

  Man that reporter did we all feel like doing when these douche bags try to get into the shot.  Too bad he’ll probably end up on Public access after the law suit. 

  While Michael Jackson will be missed the great music he made, he was also known for his amazing dance moves.  While he truly was a gifted dancer, we have to remember he wasn’t the first amazing dancer and he was most likely inspired by some of the people in this video like Fred Astaire and Sammy Davis.

I think we’ve found the girl on who Morphcore based our NSFW logo. It’s none other than Alena Seredova and she can come and suck my lollipop anytime of the week. Except on Tuesday cause that’s your mother’s day to shine and polish the knob.

Millions around the world still mourn the loss of the King of Pop Michael Jackson, but none more so than Adolf Hitler himself. Hitler was throwing a big party this weekend and Michael was supposed to be playing a set. And then the fucker goes and dies on Adolf. Who was not amused.

Wata you mean tuln reft? Oops. Should have stuck to road maps instead of modern day navigation systems.

Here’s a handy safety video. When doing parkour always inspect your surroundings for dangerous objects which good get in the way of your awesome skills.

Tonight’s game is a connect the dots title. In Twins, you have to connect dots of the same color in order to make them disappear form the game board. Sounds pretty run of the the mill so far. The twist in Twins, though, is that you have to connect dots of the same color that can be connected by a straight line that only turns twice. If you can’t do this, the dots stay. You’ll get the hang of it, I’m sure. If not, you better stick with Twins, the movie.

Can I get 20 liters of petrol, a couple of Mars bars, a can of Red Bull, a nudy magan overturned car and a near death experience. Please.

A lot of sports are less about the physical aspect of kicking your opponents ass than the psychological aspect of fucking with their mind. Baseball Barry here has that part of the game down. He plays with is bat as if it were his meat stick and he’s trying to impress the girls. Or gym teacher. It looks really cool, but can the guy actually hit a ball out of the park?

Driving a big truck takes skill and above all concentration. An accident is just around the corner and when a truck causes and accident it normally takes someone along with it to hell. I’m not sure if the truck crashing off this hill and leaving a trail of dust behind it took someone along for the ride, but it does look cool in a certain weird way.

The boys and girls of the Armed Forces can’t be shooting at Taliban or Al Kaka 24/7. They need to be entertained. And seeins as watching hot sexy babes wriggle round poles is getting a bit old Jay Howell of The Queens Royal Lancers got his coffee cup drum kit out and started banging away. I know we have a lot of loyal visitors in the UK and US Armed Forces and we’d just like to say a big thank you and keep the entertainment coming and we’ll keep you cumming.

Today’s first game is basically the No Frills Platform game. The object is the same as a regular platform game, you have to get the protagnoist to the exit. This time around, though, the player, enemies, and even the actual level, is made up of words. It is like as if the developers just forgot about graphics. Interesting, to say the least.

  After watching this video I feel I died a little inside.  This poor kid has a short horrible life ahead of him.

  This video reminds me why I have always waited to get meaningful body art, instead of generic bullshit.

Our friends over at Meltgames bring us a game in honor of the new Transformers movie. The game, called Autobots Stronghold, is a good old tower defense title. For those who have not played a TD type game, you must place different defenses like gun emplacements, etc in order to defend the incoming enemy (in this case, the Decepticons). Autobots, roll out!

- The Hand Bra
- Miss USA Takes A Mouthful
- Janine Habeck
- Solange Knowles in Spandex for the Gays
- Mariah Carey Is Trying To Punk Eminem
- Angelica Dynasty
- SFW boobs
- Miss Great Britain 2009
- Cristina Del Basso
- Hana Soukupova Got Some Nice Long Legs
- Filipino babe RR Enriquez
- People Posing With The Wall Street Bull’s Testicles
- Lindsay Lohan with pointy tits

Tonight’s game is for those who enjoy a good word puzzle here and there. This game, Solo Words, is a bit like Scrabble, where you can get version multiple word and letter scores. This game, though, only requires you to make 5 words total, starting with a 2-letter word, and then a 3-letter word, etc, until you get to a 5-letter word.

I have no idea who the fuck Ksenia Sobchak is, but she looks our type of girl when we’ve had a couple of drink and need a happy end to the previous day.

What happens when people wearing shoes meet a freshly tarmaced bit of road in Russia. Yup, they get stuck and we get to laugh.

If you’ve got your iPod, your Birkenstocks and your retro sunglasses, but you feel you are missing something in the trends department this might be something for you. It’s the new fad in Japan for body modification fetishists. You taker a persons head, take a syringe filled with saline and you create with is commonly known as a Bagelhead. Only handsome in the land of the blind and armless.

During Bruno’s recent Sydney premiere Bruno got well and truly Bruno’d by a fake Bruno arriving in a pink Hummer limo. Fake Bruno was not as funny though.

The aliens are coming!!! It is almost 4th of July and to anyone who has seen Independence Day that means alien invasion time. They might not come out of the sky like most of us will think, but they might already be here, living under our feet and in our crap. A recent sewer exploration trip resulted in the discovery of some weird creatures living underneath our streets. Not rats or other rodents, but big blobs of something, commonly known as Bryozoa. Tasty shit if you ask me.

The Pussycat Dolls might all hate the talented black one and stay together for the money, but we’d still fuck em all. Here they are parading their tits and ass in Blender Magazine.

Resisting arrest is never smart. Especially if you’ve been drinking. This Bro had a bit too much of Dutch courage in his belly and went for it. It took four take downs and shots of the tazer to subdue him. Good try though.

We’ve all got to learn our trade by doing. If you want to become a football player you kick a ball. If you want to become a builder, you take breaks every 30 minutes to stare at ladies’ boobs. If you want to become a porn star you start a porn site and whack off all night. And if you want to become a butcher or a doctor you cut people in half with a saw. Warning: do not click if you do not like graphic content.

Chris Dooley Jr aka Hurricane Chris is a rap artist. He was being honoured for his services to music, presumably for not releasing a record in while, in the Louisiana House Of Representatives. He was also asked to perform a song. Hurricane picked his new track Halle Berry ( She’s Fine). We think he found himself a whole new audience to sell his crack crap too.

School’s out for Summer. Exams are over till the retakes, another grade done and dusted. A lot of you will be going to far away places like Florida, Florida and Florida. Hell, some of you might troll around the streets of Amsterdam, Paris or Rome. Freaking out over how expensive everything is in these cities. It’s not expensive people, it’s just that your dollar ain’t worth shit anymore. If you want your money to go a long way you need to start moving out East towards Russia. Slovenia is nice this time of year. Just keep your eyes peeled to the road or you might stay their forever.

Us men like faffing about with DIY crap. We’ll fix this and we’ll fix that. As long as we don’t have to get an expert in for hundreds of bucks. We want to feel usefull, we want to feel smart. This is why we install our own airco. Fix our own plumbing. Paint our own house. Sure, it costs us hours and hours of free time and days of nagging by the wife and all because it saves us a couple of bucks. But hey, I fucking fixed it didn’t I.

In the white corner we have Scott Nicholls. In the blue corner we have Emil Sayfutdinov. Gentlemen, let’s get it on. Fight.

Alison Armitage is quite a busy lady. Doing tv work, bad movies and commercials. We still prefer her fixing our car and blow drying her hair.