She tall, she pretty, she alittle bit edgy and she gets her boobs out for Thomas Wylde. Its Rosie Huntingdon-Whiteley.

Too much drink, bouncing music, a small dress, no bra and floppy tits will do this to a boobie.

Disney were post on when they commisioned this Lion King toy for little kids. You can start teaching them early enough about anal sex.

Chat Roulette. The service that slaps a semi hard penis in some unsuspecting cammers face every 23 seconds. It desperately needs more people like the piano improv guy.

If you want to be a rival atr rally driving your goal is simple. Clock a faster time. You can achieve this by simply driving faster than the other guys or you can slow them down by having some friends set up in a tricky corner with a very special lady to help them out.

Before you take to the field of play you need to get in the zone mentally and warm up your muscles so as not to hurt yourself when it comes down to it.Somehow I think this kid is going to skip going on the field of play after being hit in the head with a foul ball.

Happy St Patricks Day all you Irish drunkards. And lets be honest, on a day like St patricks Day everyone is Irish.

Today’s title is called That Gravity Game. It is another platform game where the gravity switches mid-level, but this time around, you play a wayward marshmallow trying to find his way home. When the gravity switches you can see it, the arrow keys move.

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I´m not that into volleyball to tell you the truth. A game for bitches and the gasy, but I´m willing to make an exception when a can of asses is pulled open like this one.

And it was going soooo well.

This little lamb gets confused on the way to the slaughterhouse. What a nice animal, makes you laugh before it fills your belly.

You can say a lot about the British, but you’ve got to give them credits for their sense of tradition. Their parades kick anyone’s ass and being a honor guard still means something in the UK. This dressed up soldier plays the standing still part to perfection. Until he is fed up with a bunch of teenie girls.

Brooklyn Decker is hot, but some of the Bare Necessities she is wearing are not so hot.

I just don’t understand these paparazzi. Why the fuck are they waiting outside a club in Denmark for 50 Cent to show his ugly mug? There are hundreds of hot women across the world to be photographed. Not only are they more beautiful and interesting to look at, but the likelyhood of you getting your ass whipped by a bodyguard is slightly lower. Get to it boys.

When I was a young lad still dreaming of becomein a pro football player and pumping loads of juicy pussy my dad took me to see a bull fight. Now, I know it is cruel but the rituals that go with an evening of bull fighting is pretty impressive. Colourful, horses, music, costumes and a couple of big black brutes that try to get at a man with a sword. 99% of the time they don’t succeed, but that 1% is so beautiful to watch. This time it is matador Jose Luis Moreno who is going to feel the pain for a little while yet.

Companies spend millions to try and break into the internet viral market. Some succeed but most fail. Us internet folks are a fickle bunch and we decide for ourselves what we like and what we don’t like. This is how Trololo guy came to become an internet phenom. Just like Gingers Have Souls and Epic Beard Man (he still alive?). And there is always someone how tries to combine two intenet legens with each other. This time it is Techno Viking vs Trololo Guy.

Sorry about the missing game from yesterday, folks, but the electricity has been out here for days and days. You see, even though I live in a first-world country, the power system here is that of a third-world country.Go U-S-A! Anyway, the game I have for you today is called Fishing Impossible. You must use the tire to bounce the little kitty up in the air to catch all the fish flying by. Don’t let it drop. Meow.

You think Mister Midget rubbing himself all over her wearing nothing but a thing got her horny for some real cock?  I doubt it.

Pssst, want to take your loved one to Paris, the city of romance, but can’t afford it. Then check out this site which has stitched together 2346 pictures taken bij Arnoud Fich to make one hell of a panoramic view of the Light City. Go on, show her what’s she going to be missing.

A charity event is always the perfect setting to settle a few personal vendettas. Just ask Agassi and Sampras.

Forget about the nose, for the rest Rosie Huntington/Whitely looks great in this Next bikini shoot.

As a soldier you need to be cool calm and collected in difficult situations. You need to be stealthy, avoid bulllets and dodge bombs. I hope this soldier trying to jump into a tree can do all those things as he failed at this.

Look at the little leprochan climbing the door frame. Until he falls on his face.

Yesterday the first Formula One GP of the new season was run in Bahrain and Ferrari pulled in a one two with Alonso winning and Massa coming in second. McLaren driver Lewis Hamilton came in third to complete the podium. It looks like its going to be an interesting season with Michael Schumacher coming out of retirement and three new teams joing the grid.

I love it when friends already think, know and expect you to burn like a motherfucker from hell. This guy is coming down the hill sitting on his skateboard and his friend is videoing his demise and another friend piles in to help out in style.

The only Vietnamese I speak is the numbers on their menus, so I have no idea what they are argueing about, but I do know this poor chick is in some serious trouble.

This woman has an amazing talent. Not only will she eat anything she can get her grubby little hands on, but she has found a way to clap without having to drop the food.

Two Belgian policemen who were meant to look after a parade ended up being so drunk they could hardly stand up. The two promised to never do it again and in true Belgian fashion are continueing to work on full pay until a review board examines the matter.

Someone fill me in on the rules of softball. Is she out or is she in?

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This kid has a long way to go before he can compete with the real legbreakers of this world, but this first fuck up is a fail in the right direction.

I know some people are desperate for attention, but what the flaming fuck is going on here?

Damn it. Ginger boy is going to get so much pussy after this new episode of South Park airs next week.

I’m still in doubt as to what this is. Is it music or is it beastiality? A man blowing a goat would fall under the latter, but when that goat makes music I tend to go with the first option. You decide.

The last post we did about Sunny Leone went down well with you lot, so here she is again wearing some chain lingerie.

Here she comes. Crashhelmet wearing blonde babe on a bike attempting to cross a stream over some makeshift shitty bridge. FAIL. She gets all wet and it is a shame we don;t have footage of her taking those wet clothes off and drying her no doubt sexy bod in the sun.

When you’re high up in a tree doing some wotk you need to be fucking careful about how you do that work. This guy wasn’t and it almost cost him his life.

The mystery has been unravelled. Michael Jackson is not dead. He’s Lady GaGa. She’s taking up the void when it comes to elaborate video productions with conviction. This is her latest effort for Telephone and credits due where credits due. it’s fucking weird, massive and over the top. And even kind of enjoyable to watch. She’s still a dog though.

So, have you ever wondered what would happen if they mixed Clue with Minesweeper, and threw in a bit of the Memory game for fun? Yeah, me neither. Well, Clue Sweeper is just that. As you click to reveal clues or a number which tells you how many clues are in the surrounding 8 blocks, you will eventually be able to figure out who did it. Or, at least, you are supposed to.

Two swinging couples from Britain - I made that first bit up - are holidaying in the States and come across a hearse on fire. Ironic? It is to them.

Chatroulette is the star of the show for the next few weeks and we need to milk it. Someone took the time to pinpoint chatroulette users across the globe on a Google map therebye creating the Chatroulettemap. I found two masturbating ladies (Purmerend in Holland and Moers in Nordrhein- Westfalen Germany). If you spot other interesting chatters drop them in the comments. Suffice to say this will turn into a NSFW topic soon.

During some construction and maintenance work at an Austrian coal mine things didn’t go according to plan. At all.

Reindeer Jolf was feeling horny and upon seeing his female zoo keeper he decided he wanted to poke her. She said NO but Jolf just would not take NO for an answer and even harrassed some of the male zoo keepers. Who, as a sign of affection, hit him over the head with a shovel.

It’s not nice of me to say, but sometimes I forget about Gemma. And then she comes popping back into our little Totally Crap lives. Fuck me, she’s hot. No need to photoshop her to bits though, just let her use her natural curves to play the boys.

Always classic when a psychic calls you a dickhead using nothing but a pen and paper.

23-year-old Robson Rocha Costa died of hemorrhagic shock Sunday, a day after the accident in a friendly match in southern Brazil. Witnesses say Costa was hurt after a sliding play near the end line. A small piece of the court apparently came off as he was sliding, initially hitting his thigh and then making it to his intestines. Costa was immediately taken to a hospital and underwent surgery, but succumbed to his injuries. RIP.

In Europe it is every boy’s dream to become a world famous football player. In the US it is every boy’s dream to one day play in the NBA, but seeing as white men can’t jump that priviledge - and the millions and bitches that come with it - is blacks only. This white kid can jump and he might have made it if his daddy could have just attached the rim to the house with more than 3 bolts.

Today’s title is Black 3. That’s the third installment of the Black franchise, not “Black 3,” like a codename or something. The game is a top-down shooter, where you have to use the AWSD keys and the mouse to aim and shoot. Make sure to take out the enemies right as you round the walls, or else you will eventually eat it.

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Here’s a fun game for you courtesy of Lindsay Lohan. Let’s see if you can spot her cameltoe while she’s prancing about besides her pool.

Talk about crazy, nuts, insane, off the hook, dicing with death. This moron, but cool, mofo lies down on a dirt track and lets a rally car jump him. Fucking insane.

Prepare yourself for some horrible Russian dance music accompanied by Russian pornstar Katja Sambuca - who once had herself eaten out by 84 men in a 4 hour timespan - getting her tits out at every possible ocassion. NSFW.

While I’m sitting here in my wank tank of an office pounding out blog after blog I could be standing on a beach admiring Alessandra Ambrosio’s ass. Some bonus Alessandra.

Here is a wonderful lesson in life. If you set your mind to something you can achieve anything. Even banging that tall leggy bitch you’ve been dreming about for weeks.

Haven’t got a clue who Natasha Poly is but she’s welcome to come by any time to explain herself.

I think we found our Ginger friend a new girlfriend. She has red hair, wears glasses and can’t sing to safe her life. Here on Totally Crap we call that a Triple Fail.

It was my b-day yesterday so forgive me for being a day late with some of this shit. Whenever I pick my son up from kindergarten I take extra care when crossing the roads. Will the speeding Beemer stop or not? Better to be safe than sorry I guess. This fuckwit of a mother should take that advise while she and her 7-year-old kid still can.

The game today is Ricochet. The name is misleading though, as the ball you use the mouse to move doesn’t do much “richoceting.” You have to use the ball to wipe out the yellow stars within the amount of bounces the level permits. You know the drill.

A guy by the name of Michael Barnes just gave every Modern Warfare 2 fanboy sticky pants. I have no idea how he made this but that it looks amazing is beyond doubt. No Russian could be how Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 would look if it were ever turned into a movie. Respect to Michael, but I’d still knife him.

She’s hot. She’s blonde. And she’s wearing nothing but lingerie. It’s Brooklyn Decker. Lovely.

We always applaud ladies who keep their rainforrest in check, but do it safely ladies. Please.

A wedding is always a happy occassion - unless your daddy pimped your 12 -year-old ass to your 56-year-old uncle because tradition dictates it. Plenty of song, dance and laughter, throw in some alcohol and high spirits and people can start to do crazy things. Like kill a guy on a bicycle.

Getting rid of packs of snow and ice on a roof is showing great initiative. It might even prevent the roof from falling on the cars parked below. I’m just not sure if the owners of those cars are too happy with where these morons are dumping the snow and ice.

Today’s little puzzler is called Joll’s Game. The object is to use the different colored creatures to collect their babies of the same color. Nothing like keepin’ the monster races pure, huh? Well, you should be able to figure this one out.

Okay, Jovit whatshisname can pack his bags. Susan Boyle can go back to being a recluse. This lady from Georgia shows us what real talent is. Slightly NSFW.

A couple of years ago we gave away some great Sumo beanbags. And we’re giving some away again. This time The Sumo Gamer. I tested one and I while still got killed playing Modern Warfare 2, I did get killed more comfortably because my ass was parked in the Sumo Gamer. Last time round I wanted you to send in pictures of your sorry ass chairs. To win a Sumo Gamer I want you to send in a photo of your crappy gaming situation like this guy did. Include a sign mentioning TotallyCrap.com in the picture or your entry will not be valid. Contest runs until March 8th.
Note: Open to US and EU citizens only. Sorry.

Pity the poor guy working his digger near the concrete silo, already damaged by the earthquake which hit Chile last week. The whole structure collapses on him and lands right on top of his digger. Suffice to say he didn’t stand a chance.

Shocking news this. A very local outbreak of mad cow disease was detected at the opening of a H&M store in the French town of Toulouse. It seems the local female population went nuts at the thought of being able to score some striped shirts designed by Sonia Ryckiel. The tore was through its stock in 5 minutes and yet months later women will be wondering why they bought the ugly things hanging in their closet without even trying them on first.

Look at this poor sod at the recycle center. He seperates his garbage and still it is not enough for the mad cow in the grey car. She - we presume - twice tries to run the greenie over.

Gingers might have souls, but apparently they don’t have friends any more. I think this has gone on long enough and the guy should leave his fun an games along and concentrate on getting some pussy.

I’m sure you’ve all seen the dramatic footage of a poker tournament in Berlin being robbed live on air. Panic, chaos, screams and shouts. Apparently 6 gunmen burst in waving around AK-47s and grenades. A real life movie heist but with real guns and less subtlety. Now take a look at this second video of the robbery. All I spot are two guys waving some iron bars about and one even gets caught by a security guard. In short: amateurs who might have had some help from the inside.

Today’s game is a fun platformer that I’ve got for you. It is called Babe Rescue, and if you like grainy, 8-bit, hand-drawn strippers, then you’re gonna love this one. The object is to blast your way through the places you go, all the while looking for stripper hostages and killing the bad guys. Arrow keys and A and Z keys are the order of the day. Have fun, and remember, strippers!

Hallelujah. Finally a gym with lessons I’d be willing to sign up to. Bring on the asses.

We Twitter. We facebook. We Farmville. We pay online shooters. We Skype. We MSN. And we tend to film ourselves doing silly shit while no one else is in the room. Why?