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After Lucy and Jodie time for some more babes. This time supplier on the block is Front Magazine. Their August 2008 magazine is filled with some nice tits and ass. Slightly NSFW
It is hard to get yourself noticed in today’s world. We’ve done loads and sen most of it before. But you really want those hits on Youtube. Time for drastic measures. Time to use the baby to good effect. Cause, everyone loves a baby rigt. Especially one that flies. Such a bastard that the police have discovered Youtube too.
Lucy Pinder has some huge assets, but Jodie Marsh knows how to get herself noticed too. For more babes and bopbs visit Zoo Today. Slightly NSFW
A laugh a day keeps Mr Grumpy away. Everyone likes a good laugh. So go for it.
Action Driving is the game of the day for hits July 4, 2008. Those of you who do not celebrate American Independence can at least enjoy this BMW-esqe flash racing game. Just don’t crash and watch out for cops, baby! Police are always out in force on July 4. Ha.
- Moon Bloodgood looks bloody good
- Vanessa Hudgens has some cleavage
- Hot Gemma Atkinson gallery
- Marla Maples does American bikini
- Alicia Keys Topless (sort of)
- Faceless Droids Stalk The Wealthy
- Terry is turning into a bird
- Denise Milani looking heavenly
- Kyla Cole likes strawberries
- More Denise Milani and her assets
Gisele Bundchen is a supermodel we know from her sexy poses and her want for you. Michel Comte did a photoshoot with her and somehow managed to make Gisele look like a $20 crack whore desperate for her next fix.
Did you jump on the big ass tribal tattoo bandwagon years ago? Are you feeling sorry now? No? Good. It means you can jump on the laser etch machine tattoo bandwagon. Instead of injecting your skin with ink, all it does is burn the top layer of your skininto a nice friendly and fun pattern. Piece of cake really.
Remember that cat with no face? Well, it’s called Chase and even has its own blog. It was in an accident (dog ate it’s face?) at age 4 weeks and is in no pain. Chase might look different, but it is one happy little camper that is dedicating his life to helping people with disfigurements come to terms with it. I hope some caring cat food company is reading this and will Chase a life time’s supply of only the best a cat can get.
Playground toys are for kids wanting to play. Not for oversized kids wanting to be funny. One face full of concrete coming up.
She hasn’t changed from yesterday. Elisabetta Gregoraci is still hot enough to tap. Several times over. And Flavio Briatore still looks like Santa Clause without the suit and beard.
We shouldn’t laugh. it isn’t easy being a woman driving a Chrysler Neon. A green one at that. Things can get stressy in a green Neon. Especially when you are confronted with a situation that falls outside of your baking cookies and having a yard sale box. This poor dear feels the wrath of having to exit a car park through a ticket barrier. She almost makes it without hitting anything. Almost.
I have no idea what they are talking about. All I know it is about gays and prostitutes and that the blonde bombshell is firmly in the corner of the anti-gays. A brunette bombshell does not agree with something that is said around the 1:30 mark and the cat fighting starts. It is the most excitement this show and the presenter have had in 10 years of TV in Croatia. TX 2 Brew
From the doom and gloom of Chinese water torture to a pair of huge breasts. We’re talking Lucy. Pinder. My creative mind got to work after seeing Lucy get busy with that ice cream cone in the Loaded shoot. Why not have an eBay auction in which people can bid for the right to lick that melted ice cream of her two lovely jugs? The money could in turn go to Amnesty International. Fun and morals in one go. Brilliant. Thank me later. Slightly NSFW
Euro 2008 just finished. Wimbledon is going into finals week. The Tour de France is kicking off on Saturday and in August we can look forward to athletes fencing, shooting, riding horses, lifting weights, kicking, smashing or stroking a ball, running 20 laps, throwing a pointy stick and trying to walk 50km as fast as possible. Yes, the Olympics are almost here and all that goodness needs to go paired with a bit of common sense. Not everything in China smells of roses and Peking duck and Amnesty International wants you to think about that when cheering on your favorite badminton player.
Our game today is called Super Metal Armor. This tank-game is your basic shoot-em-up in which you use the arrow keys and keyboard to kill all the other tanks in sight. This should help pass the time before you go on holiday tomorrow. If you do, that is.
While out adopting half of Africa and making babies with Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie has managed to make a movie or two. Wanted is one of them and in the US it took an obscene amount of money during it opening weekend. The movie was promoted on the net using probably the viral video of 2008. If you’re still not convinced if you want to see Wanted, maybe the first 7 minutes of the movie will do it for you.
Forgetting to apply your car’s handbrake when parking the thing can have some unpleasant consequences for cars parked behind you.
For some reason I find dressed up midgets funny as fuck. And when they get drunk and angry they are even funnier. Not smarter though. Thinking your really 6 foot is fine, but actually acting as if you are 6 foot will only get you slung across the hall way and pwnt.
Jennifer Aniston spends alot of time lounging about in verious sexy phtoshoots these days. With her finances basically taken care of thanks to that TV show, she can afford to work on her tan a lot. For her, life is grand and seems to be one giant vacation.
Respect to Mr. Flavio Briatore. This 58-year-old greasy Italian Formula 1 mogul has tapped many a fine lady’s ass. Naomi Campbell could not resist his millions good looks and Heidi Klum even let him father a child with her fine body. And now Elisabetta Gregoraci has fallen for his millions charms. Lucky bastard. Slightly NSFW
If your grandma’s birthday is coming up why not get her a dildo. It sure as hell beats the shit out of a pair of knitting needles and is much more comfortable up one’s fanny.
Our second game today is called Sling! You basically play a slime-like creature with one head connected to one foot. Your one leg is stretchy and you must use this stretchiness to fling yourself from handhold to handhold until you complete the level. It is a ton of fun. Enjoy!
Nothing funny with that title right? People do die in hospitals, but this poor lady died in a waiting room. And none of the other people in there did ab-so-lute-ly nothing. Great stuff.
Life as a helpdesk dude isn’t easy. People constantly phoning you with stupid question while you are looking at internet porn, skyping with your mates or recovering from a hangover. On the other hand it can be the source of loads of fun.
It look like your average day in the peaceful English countryside. Until all hell breaks lose and some poor dude riding his scooter is sent flying into the air by a car. It looks like he was wearing a helmet and that is a good thing as this could have been nasty.
After viewing this video you’ll take away one important lesson. Never hit the close button before you car has left the bloody garage. A local tv reporter thought he could save a few milliseconds of time by hitting the close button before he was actually out of the garage. Mr. Dumbass then proceeded to stall the car and the end result is plain to see for everyone.
We should give everyone a fair and decent chance in life, but no matter how many you chances you give to some people they just don’t take it. They’d rather spend there day burning some flags. I wonder what would happen if I went out tomorrow, bought myself some Moroccan flags, pissed on them, wiped my ass with it, unloaded a nutsack full of cum onto it and finally set them alight. Not forgetting to post the video on the world wide web of course. Somehow I think the world world would be too small and that is why I’ll only be dreaming it. If they don’t like us, why don’t they just move to the country they feel closest too instead of benefitting from all the crap the West has to offer them?
There’s a new child born every 5 seconds on this planet. Unfortunately that means there’s a dumbass born every 10 seconds. This one was born about 16-17 years ago and should count himself very lucky he is not sitting in a wheelchair after his head made friends wth a playground toy.
if you are thinking of moving to South Korea and you are the type of person that likes a good protest we suggest you take a look at this riot police stress relief video. Still want to go?
Admit it. We’ve all done it. Put on a bikini top and bottom and danced our asses off in front of a webcam just to have some fun. Even your daughter might do it one day.
It’s all good and well trying to impress your friends, but it is not worth it if you’re going to crapping out all your front teeth for a week.
Our first title today is called SmallFry, and it is a bit different than most of the games we have played before. You must use the mouse to drag the little man around the map, and get him to the other side of the board without getting hurt. Of course, it sounds easy, like most, but it gets hard. It will certainly help to pass time on a lowly Tuesday.
One of the first things a new government does after years of oppression is build up the army and judicial system to maintain law and order in the country. This means many police forces throughout Eastern Europe are equipped with not too shaby equipment. But what do you do if the people you are chasing have not moved with the times?
I’ve just seen Daniel Craig effing and blinding in the excellent Layer Cake and it is kind of weird ot see him portray a more gentlemanly type of rogue in the form of James “007” Bond. James Bond 22, Quantum of Solace is still a little way away, but the first trailer hit the net and I’m looking forward to finding out more about this no doubt excellent movie. Tx 2 the forum.
Sophie Marceau appeared in the James Bond movie The World Is Not Enough, Braveheart and Lost and Found. She is also France’s most popular actress. Although I have a feeling this helped. . .
Our game tonight is called ParaSpammer, and it is basically Missile Command. You must kill the incoming parachuting spammers using the ground-based guns. You have to fire where they will be in a few seconds, remember, not where they are when you shoot. Also, take note of the things they say, you will really want to shoot the ones that ask you if you are satisfied with your penis size.
Silvia Van Der Vaart-Meis used to be a Dutch TV actress. She fell in love with a footballer and moved to Germany with him. Then she married her footballer Rafael Van Der Vaart and they became Germany’s answer to Posh and Becks. She was even voted most sexy footballer’s wife during the recent Euro 2008 championships. I suppose she’s not bad, but I’d rather find Ronaldo’s tart in my bed.
A drunk man in Swansea, Wales has managed to get himself stuck in a hole dug for a lamp post. The story goes that he dropped his lighter in the hole, but that seems unlikely as he would have been stuck ass up for two hours. Not only is the man a dumbass, but he is also not very entrepreneurial. He could have taen his jacket it off, placed it in front of him and asked for some money as he was a legless git with no home and work.
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