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Brooke Hogan summed up in two ideas. Killer Body. Fugly face. Here she is taking her fake puppies and a drowned cat for some swimming lessons in the ocean.
In any job you start at the bottom and have to work your way up. In TV land this means you start by making tea and coffee and wiping the news anchor’s ass after he’s had a shit. Once past that you get to do a bit of in-front-of-camera work on locations other more experienced reporters avoid like Courtney Love’s pussy. One such location would be a pig farm in rural Japan. I don’t understand why she looks away as she might learn something.
For centuries us humans have been the rulers of the animal kingdom. We hunted them, we ate them, we stuffed them and we made them work for us. With the invention of the steam engine and motorvehicles we have much less use for animals that work for us. Horses, for example, used to work themselves to the bone for us before we turned them into glue. And in certain backwaters that is still the case. But sometimes the horse strikes back. With a vengeance.
Dita Von Teese has moved from stripper to mainstream babe. Even being invited by Wonderbra for their ad campaign. You think they know she has implants?Anyhow, she still has an amazing body, but uses a bit too much make-up for my liking. I’d love to she her skanky look early in the morning before it is applied by three Mexican builders.
After years of asking Who let the dogs out...we finally have an answer. Spider-dog
Two words. Holy and Shit. And yes I bloody would. Damn Maria Sharapova looks mighty fine and my lord what legs.
I’m not really sure what the hell the guy who lit the skater on fire was thinking, but i kind of doubt the skater realized what was going to happen. I don’t which part is funnier, that the flaming skater couldn’t get his pants off or the that every time you thought the fire had died it popped back out by his feet.
While this video is comical and adorable if your an animal lover. Something about the cat stalking up towards the camera is just disturbing and freaks me out.
Love is a funny thing. It is simply unpredictable who we, humans, will fall in love with. Some might find your wife ugly as sin, while others wouldn’t mind stuffing last night’s dinner a bit further up her bowels. Shakespeare said Love is blind and the old fucker was right and still is. This drunk man is living proof. He took fancy to a Toyota truck and after a few sweet words he got consent and was on his way to making sweet love to it. Until the police arrived and arrested the drunk man for having sex with a minor. The truck was only 6-years-old you see.
While you were still swimming around in your daddy’s ballsack, one facial away from death, the world was being introduced to Danny Zuko aka John Travolta and Sandy Olsson aka Olivia Newton-John and their starring roles in Grease. One of the hit songs in this musical movie was Summer Nights. It stems from 1978 and the world has changed somewhat since then. High time for a ghetto remix.
It continues to amaze me that the young men and women of today will do anything for a bit of funny video footage. With a bit of thought this dumbass could have saved his balls from making out with a tree. Being dragged by a car while standing a plank with a few wheels is never going to end in joy. Except for us.
Everytime I hit the roads in my car I look on in amazement at the dumbasses who managed to get themselves a license to drive. Mirror, signal, manoeuvre has defnitely left the building with regards to their driving. Checking for other traffic coming your way is also a definite no no for loads of them. I think the driver of this black van belongs to that dumbass fraternity. One good thing to come out of this is that the driver of the Porsche can now go get himself a normal one instead of a Cabrio.
Ricardo Patrese is the Formula 1 driver with the most Grand Prix behind his name. He has driven in more than 250 of them. Last week he took his, not unattractive, wife on a fast lap of the Jerez circuit in Spain in a Honda Civic Type-R and as you can see he enjoyed torturing her.
We know our sites on which you can take a guess at Amy Winehouse’s time of death or Britney Spears’ time of death are in bad taste, but they aren’t half as bad as this Maddie McCann site.
Shes been wowing the nation recently by appearing as a judge in this years X Factor. Simon Cowell revealed that he has always admired Cheryl and thinks she brings great empathy and honesty to her role as a judge. But Im pretty sure there was another reason why he chose her.......and who can blame him?
I think we need to add Guy in a bear costume to the hurricane preparation checklist for next year.
She went from little shit kicker on her first album Frank to alcoholic drug addict on her second (and last?) album Back To Black and she looks like No Way Back. Amy Winehouse can sing, but she got a druggy for a husband, a bunch of fucking Yes men who think everthing she does is genius and an adoring crowd at every gig she plays. Add a unstable and twisted mind and you’ve got a public disaster waiting to happen. It’s bad for Amy, but it could be good for you. Amy Winehouse really does look like she’s at the end of the line at the moment and that could earn you an iPod Touch. Get your bets in quick.
I hope you’re ready for your first encounter with a new star in Hollywood. Paul doesn’t know it himself yet, but I bet big shot directors and studios will be lining up to sign him once they’ve seen him in action trying to sell your sorry sleepless ass a bed. Keep practising Paul.
In a time long forgotten it used to be that Geraldo Rivero would get owned by some members of the KKK or Aryan Nation, but then Geraldo followed his dream of becoming a top class journalist. So he joined Fox News and now he spends his time going to disaster areas to do on the spot news reports. One such disaster spot waiting to happen was the Texan coast when hurricane Ike hit. It was the battle of the titans. Geraldo vs Ike. And guess who won?
What can I say about Fran Drescher? She has an annoying voice, but during her early years as The Nanny you’d still give her a quick poke. In and out, nothing more. But Fran has really let herself go. Sure, you could tell from a mile off that she was a lady with little class or style, but this just makes her look like an old Madamme with no whores.
This past week some disturbing images of a group of dickheads punching a kangaroo in Australia hit the net. You’d think the kangaroo would hit back, but I guess cartoons don’t always portray what real life is like. The Australian RSPCA is looking for the dickheads that did this. Oh and the kangaroo was killed.
Random clips of people taking balls and walls to the face
This game, which is loosely based on the Star Wars Clone Wars events, is basically a stripped down RTS in flash format. In Elite Forces Clone Wars, you must use your army to capture the nearby enemy base by sending half your troops to capture it. You basically point at the enemy base, and click until they are dead. Of course, it gets harder and harder, and eventually, you have to actually use your brain. Not for the first few maps, though.
Texas is bracing itself for hurricane Ike to hit it with all its force. It will not be pretty, but then again storms never are. Getting yourself caught in a hailstorm might look cool to start with, but pretty soon you’ll be whining like a little bitch about crap in your eye and needing a helmet. Dumbass.
What comes to mind when you read the words More Cowbell? I bet it’s Bruce Dickinson aka Christopher Walken doing a Saturday Night Live skit featuring Will Ferrell as a fictional cowbell player to turn Blue Oyster Cult’s classic Don’t Fear The Reaper into a smash hit. Unfortunately the cowbell got cut out of the final edit, but fear not, if you want it back in or more cowbell into any song for that matter you can now visit More Cowbell and let the cowbells work their magic. The Stones sound as if they could conquer the world with more cowbell.
I’m just throwing this out there, but perhaps an unstable surface covered in rocks isn’t the best place to be speeding. This seems like one of those ideas that sounded great until you were actually doing it.
Bill Gates has said farewell to leading Microsoft and Jerry Seinfeld hasn’t done anything of note ever since he stopped making Seinfeld. Basically they are to jobless guys with loads of money. And they’ve teamed up to make some infomercials for Microsoft. Of course to counter the Mac vs PC ads Apple has been making for the last zillion years. The Bill and Jerry tactic is not to highlight the flaws of another product but to highlight the good of Microsoft. At least that is what I think when I check out the videos. The first one was weird, but the second one is actually rather funny and good.
Let’s face it most politicians march to the same drum with very few differences between them. Sarah Palin however stands out among the crowd offering us one thing no canidate has offered us before, material for the spank bank
Remember her? She was on Saved By the Bell……….Beverly Hills 90210………. Still nothing? Not suprising, as its been a while since shes been on the tv. Well not to worry, I thought I’d post some pics of her taken back when she was a hottie hoping that it will help jog your memory. . . slightly NSFW
A day after the anniversary of the day tat changed the world we live in we received this in our linktip inbox. Muslim Massacre. The rules are simple as it just involves you killing as many Muslims as you can. In these times of lack of humor and sensitivity a storm of protest has hit the game with Mr Mohammed Shafiq, Chief Executive of the Ramadhan Foundation saying Encouraging children and young people in a game to kill Muslims is unacceptable, tasteless and deeply offensive. I’m assuming here he also thinks the same things about young Muslim kids being paraded around with guns, Hamas banners, suicide belts and told to hate the West and all other infidels. You can download the game here. Tx 2 Silver Bars
Are you sick and tired of these pretend gangstas posing with thei guns, red or blue hoodies and self-inflicted scars? I am. Real gangstas should look like these gentlemen. They need nothing more than a cool pose, a mean look and loads of ice to convince you they mean business. I hope they’re paying Mr. T royalties.
Watching drunk people make a fool of themselves is almost as much fun as being the drunk person making the fool of themselves. I personally can sit on a bench for hours and watch drunk people go about their drunk business. It is especially fun if the drunk person in question looks semi-respectable. And it becomes even more fun when a non-drunk (or less drunk person) is trying to get the drunk person to do something. Yup, this is someone’s mamma spreading her legs out in the street while being very very drunk.
Our first game today is called Maverick, and it is a shooter/platformer. Actually, it is nothing but a shooter. You use the mouse to aim and shoot and that is it. I mean that is all, you do not even use keys to move, you simply point your guns in the direction you want to push yourself towards, and shoot. The momentum of the bullets leaving the gun will propel you forward. You then go flying in the opposite direction, and sometimes bounce off the walls. Enjoy.
- Holly Madison does innocent nip slip
- Nikoletta Ralli will make you drool
- Funny freerunning faceplant
- Megan Fox does Maxim
- Gabriela Vergara makes you coffee
- Sizzling beauty Alexandra Kamp
- Strip dodgeball
- Nadine Velazquez Sizzles In FHM
- Carmen Ortega is f-ing hot
- Sophie Monk does a bikini
- Girl Krysta Ayne is fine
- Backflip Head Smash
- Jennifer Ellison’s Ass Is Rear Of The Year
- The 11 Coolest Wheelchairs In The World
- College Co-eds telling you to come to their school
Blockout is a nice, easy, 3D version of the Tilt Maze puzzle that we have played before. The object is to use the arrow keys to move the block around the board. The only thing is, whatever direction you press, the block will keep going along that trajectory until it meets with an obstacle, be it wall, or other.
Jessica Simpson has gone country music and she flying across the States to promote her new crap. During a performance on ABC’s Good Morning America Jessica was playing around, but we got the last laugh. Or did we?
We all know that guys love to watch the football games. Our girlfriends and wives have a hard time during those periods. They need to shut up, don’t stand in front of the tv and don’t talk to us either. But how big is your girlfriends love if she gives you that extra something when watching the game; that’s wedding material.
Sony Ericsson is readying the world for its Xperia X1 phone. It is meant to take on the iPhone and features a touch screen and slide out keypad. And it looks bloody good too.To launch it Sony has come up with the concept of Who is Johnny X? its shot all fancy and rough and looks like a mix between Memento and the Jason Bourne movies. The question is what this has to do with the phone. All I want to know is, how does it work, can you phone someone with it and do I get one for free. ou don’t need a whole viral campaing to asnwer those questions.
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