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Some people you get introduced to 5 times and the sixth time you still don’t remember who they are. The same can be said for boyfriends or girlfriends. You might’ve spend 25 hours a day together for 3 whole weeks in Cancun, but 6 months down the line you’ve not got a clue who gave you that STD 5 months ago. No such worries for this dude. His chick will remember him for the rest of her life. For all the wrong reasons.
Some neighbours you boirrow sugar from. Some neighbours get to cope a feel with. And some neighbours you just want to avoid like the plague. Which category does this lovely neighbour fall under?
Having a baby does somethign to a woman. Christina Aguilera is walking and living proof. here she is showing off her new puppies in London.
I don’t know what kind of shit this guy must have done to think he was better off killing himself with a shotgun to the head rather than going to jail. Either way I’m relieved he turned the gun on himself rather than on the cops chasing him down.
Tank Bears is basically exactly what the name suggests. In the game, you play a cute little stuffed bear who is “stuffed” into a little tank. Your object is to not only collect the power-ups that fall onto the maze-like game map, but also to destroy the other players on the board, who are likely live people. You use the arrow keys to move and the mouse to aim and shoot. Good luck!
Ok my heart is filled with sympathy and terror all at once. I can’t help but feel really bad for this chipmunk cheeked butterball because of his obvious weight problem and how he will be teased for it. However that being said this kid freaks me out a bit, its that unexplained fear that i experienced during the stealth cat video. The weirdest things disturbs me.
Sarah Michelle Gellar, vampire slayer numero uno, sat down and looked sexy for a photoshoot by Slavin. Good enough to drive your stake into or would you beat her off with a bag of garlic?
Some people dedicate their whole life to a hobby. Others just sacrifice their balls. At least it will look about 4 times the size dude to the swelling.
With Sarah Palin running for President all the talk has been about Hockey Moms. And that is a real shame, cause that means that the famous Soccer Moms have been driven to the background. And we’d still prefer a warm blooded MILF that hangs around balls all the time to a cold blooded MILF hanging around pucks. Therefore, we’d like to pay this tribute to all the Soccer Moms out there.
Oh dear. The once so lusted after Tara Reid is starting to look like a street corner hooker who’s been around the block about 1500 times. Saggy tits, blubby ass and a stomach that only a mother of 7 would be proud of. I bet she still parties like an animal in bed though.
This is from Sarah Palin’s much anticipated Saturday Night Live apperance. While this clip doesn’t make me like her anymore at least it shows she can take a joke. The moose part made me laugh the most.
Update: Rest of the skit
Poor Katy jumps into a cake that is apparently cardboard covered in icing. However the real problem arises when she tries to walk off stage while covered in icing. At least she seemed to be a good sport about it.
I bring you this game today in the spirit of Halloween and the harvest season. It is called Pumpkin Head, although a better name for the game is Orange-testicle-head-side-stepper, as you will see when you look at the main character. This game is pretty simple though, you use the arrow keys to avoid the falling projectiles, andyour main man is a weird looking Pumpkin-headded (supposedly) dude. Have fun on this lazy Sunday!
Sarah Palin gets her ass owned by big black Terry Tate. In a 100% SFW. Drill baby drill. Tx 2 GS
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s rude and obnoxious interview style hit the final presidential debate this week. It’s amazing that even after all these years triumph is as hilarious as ever.
We all knew that school was full of shit, but now we have proof. Can you imagine the smell in that classroom?
Well now that Barack has admitted to being Superman I guess we can conclude that McCain is Lex Luthor. In all seriousness it’s good to know that the candidates have a sense of humor.
Damn it man, Sylvie isn’t just any old WAG, she’s an actress turned WAG, who married her love on live television in Holland back in the heady days of 2005. That makes her one heck of a gal, and Rafael van der Vaart one lucky cunt.
In this game, called Nuclear Eagle, you must keep all the surviving humans away from your nest of chicks. You can do this by using the mouse to pickup the people with your eagle and throw them off the screen by literally flinging them with the mouse/eagle. You will get the hang of it, I’m sure.
it’s been a while, but the winner of the last caption cafe is haybarner with Snogging the invisible woman was certainly something new for Simon, but he clearly enjoyed it. He get’s to pick a t-shirt from our Totally Get It shop and if you write the funniest, rudest, most ridiculous caption that tickles my balls for the 25th caption cafe you get to pick a free t-shirt too. So work it bitches.
In this simple yet quirky Japanese game, that I think is called Pepsi Ice Smash, you play the regular man in a business suit. Of course, as you run along the blue hallway, random walls of ice appear. You must hit your mouse button at the perfect time in order to smash your way through the walls. I made it to 7. See how many you can smash before you run straight smack into one!
I don’t think it was intentional, but car maker to the old and criminal, Mercedes Benz, has found a novel new way to create some sparks around its brand of cars. The solution is simple. Three wheels and a low hanging spoiler.
After the bouncing ball, the exploding paint, the jumping rabbits and floating foam come...falling dominos. Sony New Zealand went to work and filmed a new Bravia cvommercial in India, a land in which the average person can only now afford a 23-year-old Sony Triniton TV. Nevermind, the commercial looks quite cool and there is a making of too. And here’s hoping Sony finally graces me with one of their new ZX models. The cheap bastards.
I was thinking this video has got to be from South America, simply put because if this was the states it would have been guns. No matter where it’s from you have to hand it to the lady she really showed some balls to pull out a machete.
Apparently even during the current financial crisis some people at the New York Stock Exchange still have a sense of humor.
Sometimes you’ve got to try something different to reach you goals. And this Russian footballer did that in spectacular fashion. Give that man an extra bottle of vodka and a night with the chairman’s 20-year-old daughter.
Rihanna wannabe Mya Harrison steps out onto the beach in a pink/purple bikini number and gets caught by the paps. To you I pose the question. Is Mya hot or not?
If you are fortunate enough to be one of the millions who have seen ladies perform tricks with ping pongs balls you might want to skip this video as it won’t impress you. Much. If you have never seen chicks do tricks with ping pong balls this will get you going.
The final debate between McCain and Obama turned into some sort of match about who could mention a Joe The Plumber of Sopranos fame the most times. I think McCain won that battle, but as a good soldier he knows that one battle does not win a war. If McCain wants to beat the black guy in 3 weeks time his brain needs to kick into action and it doesn’t look as if that final debate did it. Maybe a threesome with him, his wife and Sarah Palin will get it going. It sure as hell would make in interesting video. Tx 2 Andy
Update: Oops, Did Joe The Plumber get found out?
Our first game today is a great little platformer called Final Ninja. In this game you play, what else, a Ninja, and you use the arrow keys to navigate up to 20 different levels. During your quest you must defeat enemies of all shapes and sizes, and eventually you will reach the final boss. This game is good enough to be sold in a store, at least I think so. Have fun with this time waster!
Imagine just sitting around waiting for a bus to take you to work or school and then having a car slam into you. I’m actually surprised he wasn’t killed instantly.
Eddie Adcock a bluegrass musician was encouraged to play banjo during brain surgery to check the effectiveness of the procedure.
Scarlet has loads of talent. She’s full of it. And to show it off she climbs on top of a tabel. Wrong move Scarlet. You climbing on that table has caused other people in your neighbourhood crawling under theirs for fear of an earthquake hitting the local area.
The Ayran Brotherhood is best known for being a cosy family friendly bunch of guys. More often than not they live together in a big housing complex. They can do this from anywhere between 5 years up to the rest of their life. And as you can see they don’t mind of bit of good old fashioned headbanging either. Still not convinced they mean nothing but harm. Check this.
You’d expect a professional sportman making millions a year to know how to practise his trade. I think Devin Harris needs to go back to school after he got his ass handed to him by Stuart Tanner in a one on one game in London last week. I know I’m late with this, but I was away and I thought I should still post it as it is fucking excellent. So there.
After counting running Mexicans I’m sure you’re after some wholesome blonde showing you her goodies. Her name’s Decker. Brooklyn Decker.
Continuing the Zombie theme today, here is a Stickman killing game where you fight Stickbies (stick zombies, of course), called WPN Fire (don’t ask me about the name). You can choose your weapon, but the rest you pretty much have to fill in using your own imagination. This is why it is tonight’s game instead of today’s game. Good luck you stick killaz!
Here’s a fun game everyone (who can count) can play. It’s called Count The Illegal Immigrant. See how many you can count when this van crashes.
Shock. Horror. Let me introduce you to La Pequeña Sarah Palin. If this does not give you aboner nothing will.
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