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The world famous Indy 500 is coming up and that means practise, practise and more practise for the hopefull. Danica Patrick will be one of the few women to take part and on May 9th she had a slight incident happen to her in the pitlane. It was only slight to her as the guy that got run over had the bigger issues.
Not one of my strongest stuff but here is Miss Tirol & Miss Austria 2008 winner.....Marina Schneider, who was crowned by Christine Reiler, last year’s winner and the first Miss Austria to place among Miss World semi-finalists in 19 years.
This game is called Cursor Quest. It pretty much is exactly what the name says. You move a bigger version of a Windows arrow around the gameboard in order to collect the dots. As you progress, different obstacles and other object appear on the levels for you to interact with. You will get the hang of it though, as when new things appear the game gives you a rundown of what to do. Enjoy!
I was way too hot to watch any motorracing this past weekend. Felipe Massa won the F1 GP, but the more interesting story was that of Bruno Senna (yes, nephew of the late and great Ayrton). He was driving along at the front during the GP2 series when he met his match and crashed. Can you guess what it is without scrolling to the end of the clip?
The world is turing slurtty and we love it. This kind of shit never happened during my Prom, but maybe I was just to fucking high and drunk to notice.
You could say that people in a marching band are a bit nerdy. But who knew they had a good sense of humor? The kid on the receiving end of an outstretched leg does.
The question is simple. Is Ferrari’s new baby supercar, the Ferrari California, hot or not? To me it looks like a cross between the Honda S2000 and a TVR. And that is not hot.
In a battle between a man on foot and a car on wheels the car will win in 99.9% of the cases. This Russian case is no different. Nasty ass footage, so you are warned.
I could tell from the first second I saw these two (drunk?) chicks that they’d go down easy. And I was right. Slightly NSFW as there is nakedness on show.
Bill O’Reilly knows how to piss people off like a champ. The funny thing is that he himself is easily pissed off too. And that gives for some funny TV moments. I am still trying to figure out whether Bill got pissed off with the teleprompter or with the fact that it was Sting playing him out and not his beloved Arian Nation’s Marching Band.
One of our female forum treasures has the guys (and some girls) all in a twist. She is unleashing her sexy self onto them in the form of photos. And as a special treat she’s done a photoshoot just for us wearing nothing but a TC shirt, some TC undies and NOTHING. For those you need to check out our 18+ site Totally NSFW. If you are at work or in a SFW environment you can check her out here and get an idea of what you’ll be seeing once you get some private time.
Our next game today is called Bombchain Unlimited. the object of the game is to use the bombs that are provided on each level to form a chain reaction that will destroy every bomb on the board. The hard part is figuring out how the damage will affect the other bombs on the map around the one you start with. Also, and here is a hint for the first level, you can stack bombs on top of each other in order to increase the range of the bomb’s damage (try stacking all 3 bombs on top of each other on level 1 in the center of the map). Once you figure out the first level you will be all set. Have fun!
Megan Fox was recenltly named Sexiest Bird In The World and she also recently did some movie work for a movie called...ah fuck that...WHY? Why use titty tape? And did someone spot that nice little landing strip in one of the pics?
Almost a year to the day I posted a video of an elephant going nuts in India during some sort of procession. It ended up killing one man and scaring a hell of a lot more people. It was only a short video, but we’ve just found the longer version. And it didn’t become any prettier.
Our first game today is called Flying Furries. The object of the game is to help the little baby critters reach the balloon that is waiting at the top of the screen. The good thing is the game is a one-click title. All you have to do is click once on the little baby animals and they will start floating up to their escape vehicle. Of course, there are obstacles in the way, but there are also power-ups.You have to time it correctly. Since you can just click and play, it is easier to hide when the boss comes! Enjoy!
Here’s Gary Lineker’s girlfriend buxom Danielle Bux looking like she’d earn a place in any dream team. Danielle, 28, hit the bra (and pants) when she posed on a sofa. And she sported the finest pair of strikers Match of the Day host Gary will have seen this season.
Big tits and a pretty face. And if Gemma Atkinson in Cuba is not enough for you we suggest you wander over to our 18+ site Totally NSFW and check out some of the Birds and Future Pornstars we have on display there. Once again, I said 18+ so if you are under the age of 18 please ask your dad to check the site first and give his seal of approval before you head over with your pants at half past 7 and a bottle of lube.
Hulk Hogan’s son, Nick Bollea has been sentenced to 8 month of butt fucking, sucking Bubba cock and cleaning toilets with his tongue. The reason? He crashed his soupped up Supra into a palm tree and damaged his friend for life. We hope the 8 month inside will do Nick some good and allow him to work on his wrestling moves in peace and quiet.
The sun is attempting to give us all skincancer today so I am going to take it up on its offer pretty soon, but not before we bring you a public service announcement letting you know drugs are good for you. Think about that tonight when some sleazebag offers you some coke or a tab.
Our second game today is a veriation on the car park genre. The game is called Park This Car, and the object is to fit 3 or more cars into their parking spots. It is pretty straightforward, I don’t this i have to explain it to you. Check it out.
Christa Campbell, a model-turned-actress, has become somewhat of a cult-favorite among the fanboy crowd who like their zombie movies full of two things: Chicks and gore. I would have suggested another reason......
Being the weatherman on TV must bea tough job. One day your moment of glory follows a highspeed chase involving a celebrity and the next your lead in by a couple of dogs doing silly shit. It just can’t be easy and it almost brought the poor guy to tears.
Are you a game addict? If so, I’m sure you can sympathise with Sn4tchbuckl3r. He needs to go on a treatment program to get rid of his addiction and it just doesn’t look good. This is from the same people that brought us You Suck At Photoshop so you know it will be good. And it is.
Our first game today is called Chronotron. As you can probably tell by the name, the game has something to do with time. Well, in this game, you must use a past version of yourself to help the current version of yourself pass the levels. For instance, in one level you have to press a button to get past, but you cannot step off it, well, you must use one of your past selves to stand on the button, while the present version gets to the exit. Don’t worry, you will get the hang of it.
You know what is coming yet it still brings to special feeling to your gut when you see the backflip go wrong. It must have felt like being hit in the face by a hammer.
If we are to believe dead and buried Ronal Reagan Russia was in the Dark Ages during the Cold War. And we were in Cloud Cuckooland presumably. The fact of the matter is that Hollywood classics such as Terminator, Midnight Cowboy and Cattle Queen Of Montana did not make it to Russian livingrooms until the mid 90’s. And lets be honest, it takes a nation that drinks a lot at least 20 years to come to terms with the idea of movie effects. Breaking a bottle on someone’s head simply isn’t a case of grab and smash. Yet, this imbecile and this dumbass still try. And FAIL.
I had an uncontrollable urge to find you what the hoodrat skank was yelling in the subway clip from a couple of days ago. And thank the lord Allah that I don’t have to wonder the barren dessert of incomprehensible English anymore with these helpful subtitles which where added to the benefit of normal people everywhere. She still needs to ..., though.
In the strict sense of the word every man has paid for sex in their life. Whether it is just a straight exchange of cash for a BJ in a back alley or buying the women you want to poke dinner and some flowers. We’ve all done it, we’ve all been there. Isn’t it about time the tables where turned? isn’t it about time the ladies start paying for a bit of when 2 become 1? Take a leaf out of this man’s book and how he owns a lady of the night. I bet she wasn’t expecting that to explode in her face.
MTV is about as far removed from Rock n Roll as can be. It is difficult to spot any music videos through the crap that is reality TV shows and pointless dating programs. Yet, MTV still proclaims to be the voice of a generation and a music television channel and to prove this notion they come up with some cool commercial for MTV itself. Rock is Hard is true Rock n Roll. MTV still sucks, though.
If you move about in traffic it is a good thing to understand what green and red means. Green means walk/go. Red means stop or check carefully whethere there is any police about and if not make your move. Trouble wih this dumbass is that he checked for police but not for other cars coming and he is made to pay big time.
Ahhh, this brings back memories of the 70’s. A good old topless protest against the hypocrisy of the church. The best part about this protest is that the woman doing the topless protesting is the niece of a high ranking cardinal in Spain. Magdalena Rouco Hernández took of her kit to protest over her say one thing do another thing right-wing head of Spain’s catholic chruch, Cardinal Antonio María Rouco Varela. He says the family unit is the most important there is, but when Magadelan’s mother lay dying he never called. And a saucy detail is that the Cardinal has invested money in Pfizer shares, they who make Viagra and Dep-Provera, an injectable contraceptive for women. Well done Magadalena, just such a shame she didn’t do this before she had two kids and turned 19. Slightly NSFW.
Our second “game” today is actually quite impressive. The author took an entire professional drum machine setup, complete with all the electronic mixers, pedals, and effects processors, and turned it into a flash setup. I mean, it is truly amazing how complicated this one is. You can even use this to make music as a beginner. Check it out, even if you dont plan to use it, it is impressive.
Eva Mendes is an American actress with a lot of Cuban blood in her. But who cares about that. She whipped her boobs out for a photoshoot for the Italian Vogue. Be quick or be sorry.
Years ago car manufacturer made some cools ads involving their cars turning into robots. Everyone loved them and Chevrolet noticed. Being the sponsor of the movie Transformers the Chevy advertising agency came up with something really funny and original. You’ve guessed it, one of the Chevy cars (the crappy Aveo) turns into a dancing robot. If ads say anything about the product they are advertising I wouldn’t buy a Chevy to save my life as basically its a Daewoo in disguise.
I used to work for an adult website, which featured new skin flicks along with classic porn from The Golden Age of Adult - You have to admit, in Adult, Golden is a risky term to use. Regardless, I’ve seen A LOT of weird and hot shit, usually the weird shit happens in German and Japanese features (what’s with the sick smut from those countries defeated in WWII?) Sadly, all porn looks the same after a while, and it gets old fast. But just when you think your dick can’t get much softer here comes Miss Porno Public Service Announcement. She will tell you how porn can be used as a marital aide, and that jerking off can bring mental stimulation. Great lady, thanks, but for Christ’s sakes I already have to fast forward past the bad acting before I can batch! This PSA ran either before or after HUNDREDS of adult films in the 1980’s, believe me, I kept count.
Our first game today features two favorite childhood characters that you all must know. At least, I hope you do. Tom and Jerry, the famous cat and mouse team that started it all. You can pick either the cat or the mouse, and your job is to aim and hurl your ammo towards your enemy (the cat or mouse depending on who you pick). Enjoy!
In her past you needed to be a terrorist or some other form of evil to be able to spend 24 hours with Elisha Cuthbert, but these days all you need to be is an ice hockey player. Would you still do this girl next door or would you leave her by the side of the road?
A treadmill is for running on, not for trying to headbutt it with your full weight.
It’s another hot day and all I want to do is lie by a pool checking out the honeys and maybe going for a ride. Down the slide. But unlike this numbnuts I’ll make sure the pool art the end of the slide has some water in it.
I walked around in my 2 Girls 1 Cup tshirt this weekend and had two people come up to me to ask where I bought it and if they could buy one. Can you imagine the level of interest that is going to be shown to this nutjob and his 2 girls 1 cup tattoo. Sure, it is fun now, but what if little Joey asks what it’s all about.
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