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Partyben’s site and its bandwidth have been overrun by the enromous interest shown in the Sixxmixx editions available for download. That is why we have waited until now to tell you about the Sixxmixx 78 edition being out and ready for your pleasure on the site. To relieve the site of much of the bandwidth usage and to be nice to us a clever soul has decided to up all the previous Sixxmixx editions to rapidshare. You will have to be patient to get them all, but trust me they are worth it. If you are a budding DJ or bootlegger yourself and have a mix ready to go, let us know, and we will be more than happy to promote your stuff. If it is any good.
Earlier in the week we brought you the story of the Numa Numa guy that has folks imitating his imitations. It seems more and more wannabees are jumping on the ‘lets make a silly lipsync video and get fame on the internet’ bandwagon. Ofcourse we are more than happy to help these Milli Vanilli’s along in their quest for those 15 minutes Andy Warhol promised everyone. Wake me up before you go go. Yeah right. You think this dude gets his willy sucked by boys just like George? I do.
All you King of Pop fans out there, Do Not Worry. Should Whacko fucking Jacko get found guilty and go off to spend some time with Scotty Peterson in San Quentin, his replacement has already been found. MJ’s long lost brother??? Frank Ejara has even made a teaser tape for you all to enjoy. Ooh he’s bad.
Durex is well-known for its condoms, but it has also stepped into the self-pleasuring market with several buzzy products. For one such product they have made a funny commercial on a trusty theme. Next grandma will be using it to brush her teeth with.
Iran could become the West’s next target for attack. In situations like that you always send out a scouts party to gather intelligence on the kind of military might you might encounter. In this instance Iranian state television has offered a helping hand. Should we be worried? Me think not.
Thank You, Thank You, Thank You. We hit 5000 members today. Less then a month after the 3500. It is nice to see that all the effort we put into this site is appreciated. I am still trying to figure out what stuff you guys like best, but I have a feeling it is the FPS and other porn related posts. Please correct me if I am wrong. So, without further delay we bring you 2 cumshot and some outdoor sexual activitities. Roll on the next 5000 I say, but don’t forget, we can only bring you the best en newest shit if you help us, so submit your links to us and if we use them you’ll get that honorable mention.
Update: The Rookie has provided us with a torrent in which both files are incorporated. So, give torrents a try.
We, as a human race, have shot everything we can think off into space. Dogs, monkeys, ants, frogs, germs, and even a pensioner. One thing that has thusfar not gone into space is man’s amber nectar, beer. And lets be honest, when the time comes when we can all get a return ticket for a fun-filled bachelor weekend on the moon, the party would not be complete without a cold beer or 20. H.E.L.L.O. is our answer.
The whole digital animation motion picture scene exploded when Toy Story made its appearance. One of the first real alternatives to the Pixar/Disney produced stuff we got to see was Ice Age. It was good, but not as good as. In 2006 the sequel to this animation is going to hit the screens worldwide. Will be it be a movie to knock Pixar and Disney of its perch? Who knows. Judge for yourself by viewing a teaser for Ice Age 2.
When I saw this a spontaneous smile came across my face. First of all, monkeys are almost always funny and second of all, this is a clever monkey that knows it is being funny. This monkey takes the piss out of two not-yet-adult tigers by swinging over their heads and smacking them once in a while. The description says that it is in the wild, but I find that a bit hard to believe. Still very funny and clever of the monkey though. Via Big Boys.
After all the laughter it is time for some tears. Tears of joy that is. Yes, we have not had a bunch of galleries in a long time. I’ve been focussing on the moving image side of porn. Thank the porn lord for $100 Babes. They provide us with galleries from lesbians with dildo to Polish tits. What the $100 has to do with anything is still very unclear to me, but maybe that is because my sight has gone to shit because of last weeks Wank-a-Thon.
When Kelis shakes her booty all over your TV screens it is considered fucking sexy. When your schoolteachers do it is just plain wrong. Unless it is Miss Jackson from the third grade. Here’s us waiting for the PE teachers version of that ulitmate sexy music video Call on Me. The boys are waiting.
Some kids will know at an early age what they want to become later on in life. Most will probably say Rich. The I-am-my-own-person crowd will say Happy and the jocks will say The Next OJ/Jordan/Tiger. According to a recent survey 10% of all males will say Cheerleader (right click save ass). Happy dancing.
The Trial Of The Century. The Train Of The Millenium. Call it what you will. One thing is for sure, whether MJ gets found guilty or not, his life will never ever be the same again. I know you shouldn’t enjoy other people’s misery, especially as it seems more and more likely that they are being fleeced by money hungry she-devils, but I am sure that God will punish me for it. Whacko Jacko did not get his nickname without good reason. It would therefore be no surprise if he took the two-barrelled way out. You can get up to date info on how close MJ is to that 300 foot drop into the ocean at Jacko Suicide Watch. And if you fancy a gamble on the event taking place I am sure there are some online bookies that are willing to give you the right odds.
Following on from our Chubby Amateur Anal post I feel it is my duty to inform you about the dangers that are involved when performing anal sex. Your partner might want to disown you, kick you in the nuts or simply tell you she is going to insert a cucumber up your rectum. You can also catch all kinds of diseases when performing anal sex on either your girlfriend or boyfriend. Not least of all fallusshittus.
This woman knows what her man wants and he wants it up her arse. She doesn’t stand in his way. So enjoy.
Playing paintball in your birthday suit is not recommended for anyone. Taking one in the ass must hurt like hell, just ask our FPS coming up later tonight. But what to do when you have a roommate who insists on singing in the shower, but whose singing qualities qualify him as a first round drop-out at a talent contest. That’s right, you take you gun to his ass.
OK, the guy doing the Numa Numa webcam broadcast is well know by now. He has even been mentioned on VH1, and countless other US shows. But the ultimate tribute must be that this lipsyncing dude has fans that lipsync him lipsyncing. Can you still follow? No neither can I. Just watch this mass lipsync to understand what I am talking about. Here we go y’all...Numa, Numa Ye lalalalalala.
We would all love to sneak a peek into a hot dame’s bedroom/livingroom/bathroom (take your pri...uhhh....pick) when said dame is getting her freak on. This is one such occasion. Yeah, I know this video is not really a voyeur video, but it is done in that style and as we have not had any of these in the FPS series I thought ‘what the hell, why not’. She looks hot, she does the business and thats that. Take it or leave it. I’m putting my money on you lot taking it. Just like she does.
Update: A friendly soul has decided to create a torrent for this file. So, if you are into torrents try it out and if you are not into torrents, start trying it out.
Why, Tony Danza of course. But did you also know Tony ‘The Mule’ Danza is not just a loving father from a TV series, but also a closet sex addicted pervert that likes to call up his female fans and arrange dates for a threesome between them, himself and his Mule. No? Well, you will after watching this. Who’s the boss? More like Who’s Your Daddy?
Man, we just love it when pranks go wrong. Especially if the prankster gets himself a serious headache for his troubles. This is one such occasion. We have all done this before. You stand behind a door, wait till your friend opens it, then quickly slam it back shut so you scare/injure/kill your friend. Laughter all around. How fucking hard can it be. Just watch. Footnote to all budding cameramen out there; Always leave the fucking thing rolling, No Matter What Happens.
It’s that time of day again. You’ve just come home from college or work and all you want to do is unload that pressure you’ve been under all day. Well, fellows, let it rip on Dominique. I think she is quite good looking and is definitely hot in the sack. Dominique gives you the whole package: Handjob, Blowjob, Fuckjob and a Cum-On-My-Face job. All we need now is the required Analjob. So, if you are watching Dom, please please us soon. Footnote to the dude in the clip. You’ll get better traction if you take your pants of mate.
Talking of MILFs. Sharon Stone must be the ultimate MILF (not sure if she has any kids, but she qualifies in my eyes nonetheless). Ever since she lit up our screens in Basic Instinct this lady has produced the goods in the looks department. These fresh pictures of her sunbathing topless just confirm my statement. I’d hit it.
If you are into your porn you will have heard of and cum across Asia Carrera at one point in your wanking career. She has fucked and sucked her way to the top of the porn ladder by making such films as Deep Pink and Loaded. She has now used her vaginal skills for what mother nature intended it to be used. Childbirth. Yes, Asia Carrera has become the newest MILF on the block. Congratufuckinglations Asia.
The weekend has just passed, but it is already time to bring you some big beats that will liven up your week and bring you safely to the next weekend. Fasten your seatbelts and listen to DJ Riko’s Superchunk mix from 27th of Feb 2005, which was aired on XFM. We don’t just leave at that this time. From LA we bring you DJ Paul V who had two of his mixes aired on Indie 103.1FM and has now put these mixes online for us to shake our booty to. His Smashits 01 aired on the 25th of Feb. of this year and his Smash Hits 02 aired on March 4th of this year. Get them while they last. Tracklists to all the mixes in this Mashup Galore can be found here.
Iraq is the place to be for beheadings. Since last year more than 50 persons have lost their lives after they were beheaded. The next movie is a new beheading, but this one isn’t taped in Iraq but in another dark place. I would recommend you not look at the film because it is very cruel. But if you’re still anxious just click this link and watch this beheading.
Well, I grew up with Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote, Sylvester the cat and Daffy Duck. Now, I have pretty bad memory, but I don’t remember any of these cartoon characters interacting with kids in the way this new ‘Xtreme’ Bunny does… Just wrong.
9/11, Madrid 2004, Afghanistan, Iraq. Arabs do not have that good a reputation around the world at the moment. We think they all wear burkas, don’t drink alcohol and behead people as a sport. However, it is not all doom and gloom and Allahs word that determines the way Arabs live. This clip shows that some know how to have a bit of sneaky fun. These even like Bush.
The Poolice is supposed to protect and serve, but in this instance all they do is beat the crap out of a 64 year old man. The Poolice, your best friend. Fuck yeah, when have they ever helped you? Into a poolice vehicle does not count. If anybody can translate what it says next to the video, please post it in the comments.
After London in 2004 and Melbourne in 2005, Rotterdam will get its own F1 experience through the busy streets on August 7th this year. All sounds very exciting to us and TC will be hoping to be in attendance at this event, especially as Holland’s only F1 driver, Christijan Albers, will be driving his Minardi. To give you a little taster of what such a ‘street race’ involves, apart from a massive crowd (over 200.000 it was reported in London) I ask you to take a look at the pictures XC03TF04 took when he visited the street race in Melbourne and the F1 GP afterwards. Thanks for these and I hope to see plenty more from everyone that is going to visit a F1 demo or GP this year. Send them in.
Yes, the FPS series has not appeared for a couple weeks (or is it days), but we come back to you with a rather specialist video. I, myself am not into these kind of chicks (or blokes), but some of you might like the gothic look these two have. Not a lot of fucking but plenty of sucking. Enjoy.
I can’t believe it. The new categories I ordered are in. This means you’ll be able to find new and archived posts on Beats, Movies and Sports much easier from now on. Yes, the more members and visitors we get the more professional we become. Expect a new lay-out soon (suggestions are welcome in the comments) and expect Hannah and Luke’s site to be up and running within the next week. I have assurances that even the messed up archive is being worked on. Tip: You can use the categories to scroll through our NSFW, WTF etc archive. All in all, plenty to keep to coming back for more. If you are new to TC, don’t forget to check out our Sun Tan TV exclusive.
To keep you lot entertained while I cook up a fresh batch of amateur goodness I bring you a piece of Rachel Rotten and her annoying bloke. There is a nice cumshot worked in here somewhere. I wonder who can see it. Not sure Rachel can.
Hidden camera shows are a dime a dozen these days. When they were new to our screens they were kinda funny, but nowadays it is just a bunch of crap. Unless something like this hits your screens. Can this young man walk the streets without feeling stared at? I hope so for him otherwise he might be confined to a lifetime of wanking.
On December 14th 2003, the world learned that Saddam Hussein had been captured by US Marines. The pictures of his arrest soon spread around the world. From the official news briefings we also learned that Saddam had been hiding in a hole in the ground when the US Marines found him. This official story has now been put into serious doubt by a US Marine named Nadim Abou Rabeh. Ex-Marine Sgt. Nadim Abou Rabeh claims that he was part of a 20 man search force that found Saddam hiding in a house. Only after heavy resistance did the ex-dictator surrender to his captors. Should we believe the official story or has the world been lied to again by the Bush regime. And if so, what were they trying to achieve by fabricating such a story?
The last few weeks has seen us post several bittorrent links on TC. Many of you are probably not yet aware of the possibilities of what a bittorrent client can do for you. The original BitTorrent client has been upgraded to version 4.0.0. and this is as good a time for you to become familiar with the bittorrent world.
As a TC member you get access to our exclusive Sun Tan TV. Lots of fun watching shaven ravens or bushy babes getting their weekly tan top-up. A Brazilian paysite has upped a stream of what its ladies get up to when preparing to meet their clients. Big Brother or The Real World for grown-ups really. Now, these ladies don’t run on coke or speed and do need sleep sometimes, so don’t bitch if the only thing you see are snorring chicks.
Sssst don’t tell any one, but it’s Willy Wanka’s birthday today. So instead of Willy bringing you guys the hottest chicks on the web, maybe it’s a good idea that you bring him the goodies today. You can drop your shit in de comments. I know he’ll appreciate it. I’ll start with this little gallery.
Update: Willy says; Make ‘em fucking good boys, in-laws coming round soon and I’ll definitely need some after-care by the time they have left again.
It is late at night. You are with a friend. Nothing is going to happen to you, is it? Wrong. You shouldn’t have worn those ‘popular with muggers’ shoes mate. You want to know how certain types of peeps get those nice clothes and shoes all the time. This is how (the previous statement was a gross generalisation, please don’t shoot me). 3 Against 2 ok, but kicking a man when he is down, that just makes you a pussy.
It is my birthday today, but here is my present to you. The final installment folks. I hope you enjoyed the first 5 parts and that you have the will to download the next two. One thing is for sure, Roxana has entertained us all and her antics with a bottle will not be easily topped by any celebrity. Maybe I should put down a challenge for any celebs reading this, but somehow I don’t think they read TC or are willing to have a serious crack at bettering Roxana. Thanks again to Locotezz for notifying TC about this vid. If you yourself have any celeb porn vids or homemade porn vids we definitely can not afford not to post, let us know. Oh sorry, nearly forgot, Part 6 and Part 7 are waiting for you and Rosie Palms.
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