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Chatrooms used to be the perfect tool for the sad, lonely middle-aged fat bloke or bespectacled spotty-faced ugly bird to pretend they were a 16-year-old blonde BJ goddess. Thank god we never fell for it. Having survived this trickery, the improved quality of mobile phones with video capabilities and the speed at which these beauties are flying out of stores means you will never again be sure which goods are worth spending your hard earned money on until you’ve actually taken them out of the wrapping.
From Krazy Kimbo to Crazy Crocodile. Everybody knows not to mess with one of the longest surviving species on the planet. After seeing this dissection of a crocodile, which puts your biology efforts on a dead frog in the shade, you will know that not everyone knew not to fuck with a Croc. Only view if you have a strong stomach.
Kimbo is one fucked-up crazy negro. He fights anyone, anytime, anyplace for $5.000 to $10.000. While in prison he was given the nickname Slice. After seeing this new video of his you will know why. Kimbo is one person to definitely avoid when walking down a dark alley.
Update: The guy that won the fight is called Sean “the Cannon” Gannon. You can check some info on him and the fight here and here.
Hell, I am in a good mood. This site gives you the opportunity to unload your load and should keep you in a good mood for at least a week. Keep the tissue box handy, lock the bedroom door and give it your all.
It’s out. The game all gamers have been waiting for has arrived. Half-Life 2. You can wait for Santa Claus to bring you a copy or you can get yourself hooked up to the bittorrent network via a bittorrent client and find it here. As always we would like to ask you to buy the game if after playing your “borrowed” copy you liked it.
It seems that not only David Beckham likes to play away from home. His lady, Victoria Beckham formerly known as Posh Bitch, likes her share of away games too. Not really, just kidding, Mrs. Beckham is a wonderful mother with just a slight attention seeking problem. This on the other hand is a dir full of DP action and other dirty sexual acts.
The Ultimate Driving Machine, better known as a BMW, has again come up with the goods. A new mind-blowing car you ask? No, some mind-blowing commercials. Although you can’t exctly call them commercials as they are slightly longer than your average Superbowl half-time flick and are of a slightly higher calibre as well. Directors such as Guy “Mr. Madonna” Ritchie, John “Face/Off” Woo and Ridley “brilliant” Scott combined with some superb acting by Clive Owen have made these clips the Ultimate Viewing Experience when it comes to commercials. Shame about the car. Watch them here.
Could Gang Bang: The Musical mean the end for Miss “luv you long time” Saigon and Les “fucking” Miserables? Who knows, but this would be one musical you wouldn’t mind your ladyfriend dragging you along to.
A quick post to liven or brighten up your Tuesday morning/afternoon/evening. Tits and Ass and also something for the lover of slightly older women. Use Strip Dir to view open dirs on one page. If you want to that is.
Update: Another large offering of luscious ladies because we are feeling generous.
Colin Powell has resigned his post, he should have left years ago, the poor man got mixed up with the ‘wrong’ crowd. Probably he wanted to finish the job. Job well done and dusted, we’ll try to forget your debalce in the UN. Maybe you should try the Democrats next time round they couldn’t be much worse. Could they?
You all heard of the Gumball rallies? No, check this link and do some background research on these real life Cannonball races. One of the loyal participants is a big fat German called Kimble Smitz, who would sell his own mother (or yours) if it would get him on TV. Kimble is not satisfied anymore with the challenge the Gumball rally poses to him and his mates. He has decided to organise his own Ultimate Rally. 100 Cars. 200 Drivers. 3000 Miles. 7 Days. 2 Million dollar price money. In short, easy as taking a piss. Don’t worry, if you are not able to enter this race, and we can’t think of any reasons why you can’t, you will be able to follow the whole 3000 miles from the comfort of your own desk-chair. All cars will be kitted out with digital cameras. Hooray for the big fat German.
When is a threesome not a threesome? When they are more then three people involved obviously, but also when one of the players is left standing there with just his own dick for company. This is what happened to the third wheel in this menage a trois, which was caught on CCTV somewhere in a back alley in a world which is to deep, down and dirty for us at TC. Big Brother was watching. Now you can too.
After our post on Dutch soap star Georgina Verbaan appearing in Playboy, we have another treat for you. This time it is Denise Richards who appears in the latest US issue of Playboy. Denise Richards became famous for her role as uhh...fuck it I can’t remember, just enjoy the pics.
Update: A new link with the pics
This topic is about one thing. Music. And how you can add tons to your already large collection. VPRO is a Dutch broadcasting company that carries music in the right place. One of their websites is filled with shitloads of concerts and DJ sets. As far as I know you cannot directly store the music onto your PC, but with a program such as Total Recorder you can record the music to your hard disk. If you know any other music filled websites send us an e-mail or post the link in the comments so other can enjoy it too. Now enjoy!
Made big by Conan O’Brien on his NBC Late Night Show and a nuisance to all who are unfortunate to cross his path. Triumph the insult comic dog does not care who you are or what you are. Whether you are a German Sheperd or Poodle. Triumph offends you as if you were a pussy and not part of the same species. Hollywood and Eminem also get the full two barrels from the front. Even the Presidential elections were not safe from Triumph, who seems to have a gift of lowering the standards of decency wherever he shows up. If you want to see Triumph insult others just check the NBC page dedicted to his appearances on Conan’s show. Triumph also allows us, the visitor, to make use of his insult talent. If you would like Triumph to poop on someone for you, just fill in the url of the site here. This way you can tell Bush what you really think of him.
Meet Sheriff David M. Reynolds of the Porter Country Sheriff’s Department. Sheriff Reynolds is determined to make your little wander into the world of crime a pleasant experience. And all this from the comfort of your own living room. You don’t have to leave the house to find out which of your neighbours are Deadbeat Parents or which men like to hang around outside schools and look up ladies’ skirts. There are a whole bunch of these fine upstanding citizens to be found in Porter County. Three hurrays for Sheriff Reynolds for naming and shaming these dirty crooks.
Earlier this year The Prodigy released their new album. (Yeah, I had forgotten about it too.) As this album was available from your regular download store much earlier, a remix album of the new album came out at the same time. Now an old Prodigy album has been subjected to a remix. The classic and excellent Music For The Gilted Generation has had a make-over. The initiator has a good heart and wants you to think of Superman when your are downloading his work of art. So, be a sport and do so.
No funny intro. No witty comments. We just don’t want to delay your viewing pleasure any more than absolutely neccesary. See if you can find this Roos’ thorn.
This promises just as the titel says. Hardcore pussy action. Stop there, we have a special treat for you today. It is in fact some hardcore same sex action. Get that lube and towel ready, this is your moment.
The male part of The Netherlands has been waiting patiently for next month’s Playboy. In it Georgina Verbaan, a former soap star and general wank material for Dutch teenage boys, hides nothing of herself. But, why wait for the issue to come out, when you can view all the photos right here at TC. Enjoy! If the link is down try either this link or that link.
First it was the bad banana that got the chop. Now it seems that world famous actress Demi Moore is in danger of becoming the latest victim of this sickening new trend, beheading. Could this become the newest Hollywood must have ‘things that have happened to me’ story?
Could this be the first beheading in The Netherlands. Who knows? Well, lets hope it will at least be the last one and that Mister Cucumber and Misses Carrot are safe.
Update: More evidence found of banana torture. Stop this now!
Earlier this week we informed you about the almost ritual assassination of Theo van Gogh. Since then things have not got much better in The Netherlands. Death-threats against politicians. Bomb explosions outside islamic schools. A christian church set on fire. And yesterday, the day of the cremation of Theo van Gogh, a muslim school was burnt to the ground. All in all, not the sort of developments The Netherlands is used to. Today things got just that little bit worse. Read On.
Update 1: All units have been told to go to the highest level of readiness. The police stream can be listened to here. It is in Dutch…
Update 2: At around 17:00pm it appears the building was stormed. Shots (about 8-10) were fired. A short time afterwards 2 persons were arrested. One of whom has been taken to hospital. Shortly before a fight had broken out between two groups of onlookers. Clip 1, Clip 2, Clip 3.
We all remember Baywatch. Miss Anderson has cum a long way since then. In fact, we all have. We have all seen all of Pamela Anderson by now. So, why does this fully paid-up member of the MILF club still appeal to us so much? Just check the pics of her 2005 calender and find your answer.
We have all heard the stories of folks meeting each other in internet chat rooms. Describing themselves as hunky, big-boobed, young and handsome. Hell, you may even have participated in this ritual of ‘play pretend’ yourselves. Some folks are even stupid enough to meet up in real live. More often than not things don’t turn out as planned and you end up having a nightmare of a date with a fat 50 year old grandmother looking for a bit on the side. This flash shows the other side of that coin. She is hot, he is not.
The American South is well known as the place where President Bush first saw the light of day. Not the best of advertisements. Fortunately The American South has promotional activities that do make you want to visit. Rodeo and nice looking chicks, for example. To make the ultimate promotional video the two were merged as you can see here. No bush to be seen for miles around and in this case that is a shame. To make up for it some rather tasty looking ladies that support the Michigan State Football team in a novel way.
We all know what a hazardous time can be had in Iraq by those not prepared to put the effort in. The Americans like to use lots of force and show what big men they are. The British go for the more gentle approach. Now, some ladies decided to use an ancient technique to try and calm down the resistance movement. Sex. The News of the World (always a reliable source for gossip) has seen a tape in which two female squaddies from the Royal Engineers perform sexual acts on each other while the male soldiers cheer and jeer. We would like to ask all TC readers to be on the look out for this video and you can mail us the link or post it in the comments if you find it. It will then of course be posted here.
Vincent is cute. Vincent is furry. Vincent is loved by little girls all over the world. Vincent even has a celebrity fan named Richard Gere. However, Vincent is fucked. Unless we help him. Send in your money or this group of students will make Vincent their next victim. If you don’t believe them, check out their previous ‘funny’ prank. You have until December 5th to get action groups, petitions and money raising dinners organised. Thanks to Georgina.
We live in dangerous times, or so our elected leaders keep telling us. War in Iraq, hostage crisis in Beslan, oil prices going through the roof, Arafat on his way to his maker and the rise of islamic extremisme. All of these news items and more can be found with the 10x10 photo-viewer. They say a picture tells more than a 1000 words. Well, in this case, the words are thrown in for free.
Everybody knows Conan of course with his hilarious TV shows. But after the elections George W Bush is still a good subject to fuck with. Check out this hilarious TV show and have fun. So everybody have some fun with this link
Tara Reid was drunk as fuck on a P Diddy party and there she made a good nipple slip. For all those who think the earlier pics of Tara Reids nipple slip were fake here is the video.
Every self-respecting bloke loves his motor vehicles. There are even ladies who are into bhp’s and V10’s. And apparently not all gangsta hoes. Whether you own a Ford, Volkswagen, Opel or Hyundai, we would all love to drive a so-called super car one day. A Porsche GT, Ferrari Enzo, Lambo Gallardo or, my personal favourite, the Aston Martin DB9. Who wouldn’t want to own one? Read on
Just type your order and see what special surprise Tammy has for you. Isn’t she lovely? You can see here a complete list of orders.
Revenge for the first two shitty Star Wars episodes that managed to capture not one tiny bit of the sparkle of the original Trilogy? Will Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith be any better? We hope so, but make up your own mind by checking out the trailer. May The Force be with you and Natalie Portman.
The world is gearing up for a night of fireworks on New Year’s Eve and the UK just had Guy Fawkes Night. Denmark does not celebrate Guy Fawkes Night, but just couldn’t wait for New Year’s Eve to come round. They decided to fire things up big style. In Iraq they seem to have taken a liking to this Chinese tradition as well. Does this mean the country is finally grabbing its given democracy by the nuts or was it just a major cock-up?
Power to the internet, after leaking Eminem’s new album Encore there is another victim of piracy. Download U2’s new album here. Or you can wait till 22 november and buy the album when it arrives at your local music dealer.
Imagine this. You meet a girl and visit her house. Then you start kissing her, and she likes it very much. In fact she is saying: “Come on and fuck me!” Then you want to put your little stick in her, but she is still a smart girl and askes for a condom. Well, a scene like this you can see in this short movie, but beware if her parents arrive at home. Then you have to use the condom like bubblegum. To view this link you have to click right and save your ass!!
Everybody knows Paris Hilton. It is a public secret that she is a real horny girl that likes to party, and has sex (and videotape it) with almost everybody she meets. The rumour is Paris wants to visit Amsterdam, because she says that Amsterdam is the place to be if you want to smoke dope (it is!) and have lots of sex (no idea where, sorry). Well, beware if you are in Amsterdam at the same time as La Paris and she is staying in the same hotel as you are. This is, however, very unlikely so you’ll have to make do with a bunch of sexy snaps that can be found here. Have fun and don’t forget the tissues.
Centraal Beheer is a Dutch insurance company and always good for a funny commercial. “Even Apeldoorn bellen” is their slogan and roughly translates as “Just/Better call us”. Well, see for yourself.
Update: If you just can’t get enough of those funny commercials and ladies with lower back tattoos, here’s one that will get your heart racing.
Crash! Bang! Boom! What a show! To the sound of thumping housebeats this clip shows what can go wrong if you don’t know what you are doing when behind the wheel of a powerfull rally car. Don’t forget to buckle up.
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