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Supermodel Kate Moss has ruined her carrier by snorting some lines of white powder. A big tragedy for Kate, but a big inspiration for some inventors and developers. Snort some dirt by yourself with the MossTril.
While we are talking religion let me talk to you about a Belgian policechief that has photography as a passion. He wanted to host his latest work in a local graveyard. Each photo would be placed on a wooden cross which would in turn be placed in the graveyard. The local council refused. The chosen date was rather unlucky, Allsaints, and the chosen subject was not very appropriate either. Or so they think. I happen to think Mister Bechholds did a great job in making these photos of sexy chicks in a graveyard. All for the love of art ofcourse.
Now, Willy here is not a big religion fan. It causes a hell of a lot of trouble all around the world. The only church Willy ever visits is the Church of Crap. Also known as TC. So, not a fan of religion, but I am a fan of my iPod. 60GB capacity and only using 4GB. Talk about a good rate of return. I am still looking for some cool gadgets to compliment my iPod and although it is not for me I reckon religious folks with an iPod might be very interested in the iBelieve. I might even become a fashion statement.
Making fun of other peoples’ misery is not nice. If you are the one that is being made fun of. Katrina and her waves caused some big ass damage in the South of the US and Wilma is going to give the old folks of Florida a good blow too. Cult show South Park is never one to shy away from making the ridiculous look even more ridiculous and in the case of Katrina they haven’t done so. So, enjoy South Park’s piss take on Katrina and the flooding of New Orleans.
I don’t know about the US, but in the UK there’s such a thing as Builder’s Bum. Whether we wanted to or not, we’ve all seen one of these construction site types with his pants hanging half way down his arse. Not a pretty memory. Now builder’s bum has nothing to do with a very funny and daring commercial for an industrial clothing company except that it features builders and a bunch of hot looking birds. I my eyes it is very refreshing to see a company make the plunch and do something very unconventional to promote their wares. Pay tribute and watch their builders cum.
We all know PETA as those animal lovers and anti-fur campaigners. I do agree with them on some points, but will not give up eating those beautiful filet steaks. The worse thing you can do to a PETA queen is confront him with something weird and wonderful such as a animal trsting lab. This is what happened in an episode of US TV show Scare Tactics. This PETA queen getting owned must be one of the funniest vids of the month and I know it has probably done the rounds already, but screw that it’s TC birthday and it is Sunday morning.
Nazi lovers pay attention. Prussian Blue are to you what the Olsen Twins are to the rest of us. Two blonde sexy looking (legally in about 5 years) twins that sing and dance. Lamb and Lynx are proud to be white and urged by mom (I once saw a Louis Theroux documentary about them) they sing about preserving the white race and its superiority. I say, book em now for the school dance and for a porno shoot in 2010. Getting gangbanged by a couple of 15” packing negroes. Don’t let them be victorious.
We all know women are not always stable creatures. This makes them unpredictable, but in my eyes very interesting. Now, don’t get me wrong here, not all unpredictable women are interesting to me, some I find just plain crazy. Take this crazy bitch, I think she needs to get seriously banged by a 15” cock or something. Otherwise she really needs to see a doctor and get some horse tranquilizers prescribed to calm the hell down.
Weddings or family do’s are often boring as hell until everyone has hit the 6 beers mark. Uncles and aunts start to show the love they had for each other 20 years ago. A distant cousin starts hitting on your woman and that annoying uncle with the camcorder from way back is constantly in your face asking you to say some good words about the happy couple. Around this time the band strikes up and you are instantly reminded of the fact that old people can’t dance. That sit-at-home-can’t-handle-his-drink uncle has also noticed this and decides to teach his woman the hard way to make sure she follows his lead.
Picture upload sites are often used by holidaymakers to share their lame-ass pictures of them drinking warm beer on some god forsaken beach. We always have hope that a tit or nip will be visible, but more often then not we are left dissappointed. What we want is all the good stuff bundled together. The folks over at flickrlicio have done that work for us. Thanks guys. And here’s another good site. Just stick to the top 100 and your weekend will be filled. NSFW.
MTV portrays itself as cool, fresh and pushing the boundaries. Fuck you MTV, you don’t push anything. Except censorship. Next weekend gives rise to the Amsterdam Dance Event. 30 CLubs, 3000 DJs and a shitload of drugs. One of the featured DJs is legendary Dave Clarke and he plays a part in a commercial for the ADE that MTV found too cool, fresh and pushing the boundaries that they decided not to air it. MTV, you suck ass!
After a night of broken links, fucked up stories and general crappiness it is time to add some more crap to your daily diet of crap. Big Brother sucks ass, but occasionally it produces some nice moments in time. Take the Bulgarian Big Brother. Their house had a couple of carpet munchers in it. They couldn’t keep their hands and tongues of each other and we can enjoy them enjoying each other here, here, here and here. Now, go home and love each other.
New mom and white trash pin up Britney Spears has turned from being the cute but sexy schoolgirl into a sex addicted, home video releasing, ass fucking (I am guessing here) bonafide hoe. And as befits the queen of hoes a good facial is part of the deal. Guys, Britney does leave you wanting.
I am not the cuddly type however much my darling wants me to be. I don’t like cuddly couples either. All that touchy feely crap. Don’t bother me with it. Especially if you are going to tape being cute together without going the whole way. A webcam used to be for showing your underage titties to overage perverts or for making an arse of yourself doping stupid shit. Luckily modern webcams can fit two peeps into a frame and we get magic such as this happy couple polluting our minds.
And no I am not talking about the kind that weird neighbour with all the dogs you have. People tend to like animals, especially the fluffy ones. There are always exceptions to the rule. Normally big fat redneck blokes that like to drink and shoot things. Well, the big fat fellow in this cute video certainly shows his love for a bear cub. If he treats his boyfriend like this I am sure they have some homely bliss going on.
Its been a long time coming, but we are back with a big mash up post that will add some light to that dreary shit you have on your iPod. Mark Vidler aka Go Home Productions is definitely a member of the board when it comes knowing his mash ups. He has mashed everyone from the Sex Pistols to Madonna together and regularly appears on Xfm. His latest installement for Xfm is his Superchunk. About 50 minutes of pure joy.
For those of you that are not new to TC will already know Hannah. She was our TC hotty and went out in a blaze of glory, getting banged in a hotel involving her, Luke and Karl The Loser. Hannah used to be with Luke, but they broke up. Hannah still wasn’t sure whether she wanted to continue with making some very sexy pics and vids, but during the last week or so many TC topics have been spammed by Hannah’s new site . People of TC and all over the world, I belief it to be a big con unless proven otherwise to me by the lady in question herself. Don’t send them any money for something you could get on TC for free. Hannah we still miss you and your gorgeous pics and vids.
The church always asks us to pray for peace, while in fact religion and the church are some of the biggest causes of war there is, ever was and ever will be. But. This is no time to start talking politics. It is time to look at some breasts and stuff. A much more appealing (to me anyways) way to help the world to peace is masturbation. Don’t use those hands for praying, use them for wanking people. I have no idea what the reasoning behind Masturbate for Peace is, but I presume that if those hands are busy wanking they can be busy killing. To help you, some lovely ladies have volunteered to show you their breasts for peace. I bet the ladies of TC can do much better and I want to see the Pussies for Peace hitting my mailbox in the coming weeks.
It is a bit of a cliche, but it is always said that men like to have more sex than women and said women tend to have headaches when said men want to pound away with the meatcleaver. I always thought the simple solution was to either throw the bitch out or introduce Mister Meatcleaver to Rosie Palms and her five friends. Apparently not. A pharmaceutical company has come up with a headache solution for both women and men. Marriageol is going to be the next big thing, so start buying those shares.
The new Robbie Williams is here. Not for you but for your ladylove. Intensive care is the follow up to his highly succesfull (everywhere except the US) 2002 album Escapology. Do you care? Not a flaming fuck. All you should care about is getting part 1 and part 2 (via rapidshare) so you can surprise your lady and you can get some head as a thank you. Now, I know it is via rapidshare and that sucks (unlike your bitches), but some Russians (don’t blame us if your PC explodes) have made a handy tool to get rid of the waiting times. Get it here and here. Change the english language version from “usdownloader~.lngâ€? to “usdownloader.lngâ€?.
Some bitch moaned about me not posting any music lately to fill up their iPod with. I’ll get to that in a couple of posts time. First it is the turn of that old Japanese party pasttime favorite, karaoke. Singing in the lain, Rove me tendel all the classic have been raped one way or other by some no good high strung suicidal businessman in Tokyo. That it is not only the Japanese that murder these songs is proven by the Karaoke King.
They are such friendly folks those neo nazis. All they are doing is protecting and using their right to protest, voice their opinion and say whatever the hell they want. They are only standing up for what is rightfully theirs. Or so they like to think. Toledo, Ohio, was lucky enough to meet some neo-nazis first hand last Sunday. It was supposed to be just a stroll in the park, but it turned into a full-blown riot.
I know Yanks always say everything is bigger, better and bolder in the US, but NBC newsreporter Michelle Kosinski is really taking the piss. She either thinks we are all fools or I just saw Jesus and his brother walking on water. Extreme flooding my arse Michelle.
OK, I lied. I have found something funny over on heaven666. It is a clip of a couple of Russian (unemployed and drunk?) wankers trying to pick a fight with another man. It is all handbags at 12 paces really until the funniest thing you will see in the next half hour happens. It really is a classic moment in amateur fight videos history. Don’t belief me, and why should you, watch these dumbasses go at it like a bunch of lame dicks.
I am not going to talk about Xzbit promotion vehicle Pimp My Ride. It has been done enough. In the keeping it real real world cars get pimped every day. Pieces of junk get a whole new lease of life. As you know I love cars and whether you like it or not this effort is pretty goddamn fabulous. Ghetto fabulous. It means there is hope for all you Corolla and Saturn drivers out there.
Becoming a spy is something many little wankers dream of, but for 99% it is not to be. They’ll be stuck pumping gas, filling shelves or writing crappy blogs while some other lucky bastard is half way around the world shagging gorgeous women and ordering martinis. Or so the movies tell us. In the UK spies (or spooks) were mostly recruited in gentlemen’s club or through the old boys networks. Not any more. MI5 and MI6 are allowed to double their number of employees in the fight against terrorism. They don’t have time to come to you so why don’t you go to them. Don’t forget us when you are called Boris and deal in semtex.
I hadn’t really heard of Anne Hathaway before a Crapster made me aware of the fact she is quite a looker and actually gets her tits out in movie Havoc. I haven’t a clue what the flick is about, but in the most important scene Anne and her horny friend go into a bedroom with three Hispanic gangbangers. Anne pulls out, but not before giving us a peek at her price assets. Via Big Daddy.
Practical jokes are the best. Non-suspecting folks getting ripped to shreds (no not like those poor raccoons) by friends or strangers. Often funny as hell, sometimes hilarious but rarely classic. I happen to think that this practical joke is a classic. The poor guy must still have nightmares about this and his medical degree can probably be binned as he will be too nervous to touch anybody for a long time.
I have just read something very disturbing. I have just read that my beloved Arsenal might get a new member of the board. None other than hippy da hop king Jay Z might be interested in buying a share of the Gunners. I can think of only two good things to come out of this. Thierry Henry keeps his ass at Highbury due to him liking Jay Z and the half time shows might now feature Jay Z’s sexy sidekick Beyonce instead of a lame penalty shoot out. Will it happen? About as likely as Chelski actually not spending any money come transfer time.
I like a nice coat as much as the next person. I don’t mind buying my lady an expensive one either. However, I never really understood the principal of the fur coat. In Russia or somewhere very cold yes, but in uptown New York or posh London? No, not really. There must be better ways to show of your wealth. Especially after you’ve seen how the fur for some coats is ‘made’. Pure fucking animal abuse and it really needs to stop. Via Carlonsky.
And yes, we are running slightly behind, but the link-up between the rest of the world and my skanky home is running at half speed due to me not paying my bills in time. Rodney King is alive and kicking in New Orleans. Not the real Rodney ofcourse, he is back on welfare after blowing the settlement he received straight up his nose. A new Rodney has emerged in New Orleans. Already a troubled city after Katrina, a bunch of policemen beating a elderly black man is all the city needed. Well, the got it. 3 Fuckwits jump on an old man, beat his face, try to break his leg and when a bystanders says something he gets Dunkin Donuts customer of the month Mister Fat Fuck the policeman on his case. At least now you’ll know what that tax increase was for. Rodney II’s settlement.
It has been a long time since I did a post on one of my favorite past times. Photography. Samatha Wolov is a brilliant photograper and the good thing for us is that she likes to capture sexy scenes on film. These range from luscious lips to licking lips. You can view more of Samatha’s work here. So, this was your bit of culture for the next 3 months, you may now sleep easy. Via Fleshbot.
I am sure the following video clip featuring Amp is meant as a commercial for his sexual exploits. I just happen to think it is funny. Amp fucks everywhere. Some of it is clearly staged, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that for Eastern European standards (just look at thh clothes of the bystanders) it is quite good. It also means being an extra in a movie doesn’t need to be boring anymore. Amp, why don’t you make TC a vid? I am sure the peeps here would love to see you bang a nice chick in a public place.
We all have the urge to smack someone’s teeth to the back of their throat every now and then. Whether it is your boss, a customer, a teacher or your bitch. It doesn’t really matter, as long as the person is an annoying twat. Well, twats-a-plenty in celebville. Want to punch 7 colors of shite out of Michael Jackson or Osama. Just punch here.
The video you are about to see must be one of the most stupid you’ll see this year. Lets start with the fellows. To treat a woman like they do in the video is just fucking sad. Secondly, the woman in the video is just fucking stupid. No one in their right mind would agree to something like this. And yes that is Steve-O in his early days.
Update: Mirror
Viral videos and commercials are the way to go in advertising. People enjoy the laugh and don’t feel pressured by the traditional messages of advertising. Loaf Video must have thought long and hard about what kind of viral clip to make. They couldn’t come up with a better idea than a hot blond getting her tits out and getting creamed. Well done lads, its a winner. (slightly NSFW)
I am a car nut and love anything that goes fast or makes you think you are going fast. Currently this wanka is trying to score a Mini Cooper S (potential sponsors please contact me). I am not the only one that loves going fast in a car (safely of course) and during the weekend thousands of meets are held all over the world. Amateurs showing of the power of their cars in illegal street races. Straight line dragging or some cool drifting competitions are common place nowadays. Just one bit of advice to the peeps that come to watch. Don’t stand in the middle of the fucking road.
My apologies for the lack of posts today. Willy was a tad bit groggy this morning after a late night. It has been a weekend of parties and appointments, but I promise it will never happen again. Then again, never say never. Early this morning, too early for me, the Japanese GP was held and won by none other Kimi Raikkonen. It was a most brilliant race. Due to certain uncontrollable circumstances (the weather) the favorites for this race all had bad qualifying times and had to start at the back. Kimi (17th) and Alonso (16th) started a race to the front. Both drivers were overtaking cars left right and center. Great driving and great to watch. Once again Kimi showed he was the quicker man and with 4 laps to go was in lying in second place (behind Fisi’s Renault). Kimi pushed and pushed and managed to take the lead in the last lap of the race to win his seventh GP in this years championship. Here’s hoping the last race of the season will be just as exciting.
America’s jail population is growing out of control. Millions of men are stuck behind bars costing the taxpayer billions of dollars a year and in the process breeding a new group of backdoor bangers. The sad thing about this is not the jailbird doing time, but the loved ones waiting outside the fence for that one hug, that one kiss, that one quick poke up the jacksy. Besides the missed love, these family members have to explain where daddy is at every party or gathering they go to. No nice holiday stories to tell, no holiday pictures to show. Thank the Lord help is at hand.
A fight between a snake and an alligator would be a no-contest in my eyes, but when the snake is a 13 foot python I’d be wrong. These two predators went head to head in the Everglades and the snake won. However, it got greedy and tried to eat its victim as a trophy meal. Wrong move. Said snake will now be made into handbags for rich old ladies after it burst its gut.
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