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My favorite Asian babe, Lucy Liu, also did a Maxim shoot, just like Keyra Augustina. Lucy Liu was one of the few plusses to come out of Charlie’s Angels 2 (not forgetting the gorgeous Cameron Timberlake of course). Lucy died a beautiful death in Kill Bill, but in the Maxim shoot she shows us she is alive and kicking.
Star Wars is all over everything these days. I can know, I work (fuck yeah I do) for a comapny that uses the SW franchise for some of its products and they sell like a motherfucker. This whole SW industry is sustained by mad peeps that sometimes take things to far. Take the guy in the following clip. Got the mask, got the lightsaber, got the fucked off girlfriend.
Miss Lima is one of the hottest and sexiest models out there. Recently Miss Lima went on a trip to some God forsaken exotic location to prance around in a swimsuit and get paid for it. We can all see those pictures in various magazines during the coming months. What interests me is what goes on behind the scenes of one of these photoshoots. As luck would have it you can find out here. More vids and gorgeous photos of miss Lima can be found here.
According to the Chinese we are supposed to be lving in the year of the goat, snake, monkey or whatever (I am sure on of you will enlighten me, so let me have it). I reckon 2005 is the year of the nippleslip. We’ve only just had Sophie Marceau’s little accident and already a new ‘celebrity’ has shown us her good unwillingly. This time it is Negar Khan. Who? She’s a Norwegian/Indian Bollywood star. Apparently. From the looks of the photos she’s had a few things nipped, tucked and lifted. Not to very good effect if you ask me. She looks so gross I would kick my dog off it.
We told you earlier about Keyra Augustina and her perfect ass. Keyra’s ass is very hot and more people are aware of this. Therefor she made a Maxim Photoshoot.
Friend of all little children Michael Jackson is a innocent man and this cop is very happy with the verdict. This cop is not so happy!
Maybe you have wanked to the Paris Hilton Hamburger Commercial and waiting for more, but we have to dissapoint you because Paris is thinking of her retirement in about two years. Luckily enough there is some real serious talent to entertain us with some horny shit!
Michael Jackson has beaten the charges against him. The King of Pop has narrowly avoided becoming the King of Pop That Ass and has saved himself the embarassement of having to clean his shit of Big Bubba’s dick. Great news for Michael. Not so great news if you’re a 12 year old boy or a music fan. Yes, Michael made some great tunes, when he was still black. Had the charges against him included the violations against good music for his last couple of albums been included he would have been foudn guilty for sure. Now, Michael beat it, but not to the sight of a young boy.
The jury in the Michael Jackson trial has reached a verdict. Michael Jackson is up on 10 charges and will soon learn his fate. Home free or years being banged silly by his fellow inmates. We will keep you up to date on the actual verdict when it is announced.
Update: The sun is out for this big day in Santa Maria. MJ looked whiter than white, thereby finally realising his dream of getting rid of any blackness in him.
Even if you don’t have any musical feeling at all you still can recognize Pojmasta. He’s soo bloody unique. Especially when he does that retro supermario bleep bleep poing thing! After making this "$10" remix people at XL asked him to do this "Galang" remix. Both are marvelous (as usual). Pojmasta also did some Daft Punk tracks as well! Talking about retro supermariobleeps “daftpunC64” is an outstanding example of that, and “Robot Rock” demonstrates another skill of our man: Glitching! Pojmasta goes where others don’t dare. He’s also glitching your ass off in Britneys "Toxic" Beyonces "Crazy in Love" and Missys "Pass That Dutch". Finally I got this big mix from this Brittish lad. The “UnScummer Mix” click here for the tracklist.
‘K I see you all survived the weekend… Great! To start this week I got this Great team9 mash. It’s John Lennons ‘Imagine’ vs The Temptations ‘Ball of Confusion’ and it got’s Jim Morrison warbling on about something. a really smoove relaxed mix called “Confused Imagination”. But if You like it more up tempo today I got this Blue Monday mash. Blo_up mixed Dizzee Rascals “Stand Up Tall” With New Orders… Yeh. Last week CompactRisk came up with a great noisy production called “House of Noise”. With the The Raptures “House of Jealous Lovers” acapella and the instrumental of Blur ft. Phil Daniels “Me White Noise”. And last but not least here is Churchills “Four Hundred People Are Watching Me” containing: Rockwell ft. Michael Jackson “Somebody’s Watching Me” vs Mylo “Paris Four Hundred”. Just 2 tunes, made for each other! Oh.. and don’t let me forget SIXXMIXX 88 and SmashMix 16. For the tracklistings you can look here.
Just as Nathalee Holloway is MIA, so the TC clown is MIA. He hasn’t been seen for months and I was starting to get worried. I really need for him to perform at my kid brothers 16th birthday bash. Yesterday I received an anonimous e-mail from Henry Hardcore. He has tracked down the TC clown to another internet site. To my anger the TC clown decided to take the porn route to fame and fortune without consulting us and thinking about the damage this porn connection could do for TC’s reputation. Beside this, clown porn fucking rocks. If you’re a clown.
The Wacko Jacko trial is turning in a farce. Thousands of fans and opponents continue to stand outside the courthouse. Fights have even broken out between them. And all this about a man/boy, who hasn’t made a decent tune in nearly 15 years and likes to play with his monkey. Triumph the blah blah dog decided some humor was needed amongst the waiting crowd and went to the MJ trial to speak to some real MJ fans. Sjamon.
The Canadian Grand Prix is about to kick off. Even the Americans can see this race on national TV. For me personally this is always one of my favorite races. Plenty (all relative of course) of overtaking opportunities. The grid is pretty mixed up. Williams BMW messed up and are in very poor positions. Michael Schumacher is back at the front and so is BAR. Renault and McLaren are still at each other’s throats and even Minardi driver Christijan Albers did well with a 15th place. Of course we still have to wait for the actual race to find out what strategies have been adopted by the teams, but I think it is going to be a very good race. Apart from rwcing a lot of other stuff has been happening in the F1 paddock. BMW and Williams seem to have fallen out and have started a war of words. Rumors are flying about that BMW is going to buy thr Sauber team and if this happens Williams will lose their engines, so they are courting Toyota and Honda. More Sauber news is that Mr. Sauber has said some not so nice things about Canadian hero Jacques Villeneuve, who drives for Sauber. All in all, another cracking weekend with plenty of speed and lots of soap opera antics. My prediction. M. Schumacher to win.
RACE UPDATE
Today The Red Bull Airrace will be held in Rotterdam for the first time. We know you guys don’t come to Rotterdam to drink a couple of beers with us so we bring the Red Bull Air Race to you. The whole event will be broadcast live via the internet. So check for yourself if one of the 9 pilots is not really a pilot.
Update: The race is over. Time for some more interesting shit!
We don’t bring you news very often (we aren’t the Crap News Network afterall), but sometimes we like to keep you up to date with what is going on in the world around us. Worthy of our attention now is Natalee Holloway, the teen Missing In Action on Aruba. M.I.A.? Yes, it seems that Natalee is not the innocent angelic teen that she is portrayed as in the US media. Three youths have been arrested on the suspicion of having something to do with the dissappearance of Natalee. The whole of the US has rained down on them and have already found them guilty even before trial or before finding Natalee. The three maintain innocence. TC has some local contacts on Aruba and we decided to find out what is going on first-hand. Read on.
In certain parts of North-America the police use specially prepared bait cars. These are generally expensive looking automobiles which are parked in run-down areas. (Talk about giving a donkey a carrot.) Anyways, these cars are rigged up with hidden cameras and anyone that tries to steal the car gets filmed and banged up for a little while. Some of these bait car videos can be seen here on the bait car website.
Just a quickie. For those of you that want to start the weekend of with a bang. In your ears. TC brings you the guys from housetime. At this moment they are spinning and mixing the biggest and bestes house tunes live via the internet. Get that beer out of the fridge and start your weekend with some decent beats and bleeps. WMP or Winamp. The choice is yours.
Hollywood’s dream couple split up some months ago. Boohoo, who cares? The National Enquirer and other tabloid mags for one. This kind of story is one major money spinner for them. Millions of wet-in-the-groin women around the world see this break up as a change to get it on with Brad. Dream on ladies. You’ll be lucky ot get it on with a vibrator. And anyway Brad already had his next shag lined-up in the gorgeous Angeline Jolie. In my eyes much better then Jen Anniston. For one, Angeline does not mind showing us her titties once in while. If you want to find out how Brad and Jen got it together and got it apart, watch this.
Friends are not there to make sure your OK when you fall your ass down a mountain when you’re on an extreme mountain bike trip. No friends are there to ask you stupid questions on your way down and to ask other friends if they managed to film it all. Yes, that’s what friends are for.
Your name is Tom Cruise. You get to fuck some of the hottest ladies in town. And what do you do? You go and whine on the Oprah Wimpy show. Fuck you, you mega-rich midget. Only thing to do with big cry-babies such as Tom Cruise is to make fun of them. Like Jimmy Kimmel did.
Lenlow is on his european tour and I’m going to meet him somewhere in A’dam this month! But before it comes to that, is here a Lenlow post. After coming up with some instant classics like: “Last Night” ,“Sweet Child O Ravi” and “To the Taxmobile!” he keeps coming those fabulous songs! read and listen more...
You know that saying that fat people have more fun? Well, I guess they have to cramb as much fun into their lives before they keel over from obesity at the age of 45. An unfortunate occurence of fat people having fun is that you, the hunky skinny dude, might get dragged into their ‘having fun’ time. Even worse is that you might get dragged into bed with one of those fat birds that became your desperate Dan fuck for the evening after you had 10 pints and the one looker in da club turned out to be a dyke. It doesn’t always turn out that way. Sometimes an ugly, fat bird chooses a mate from the same species. A sight not to behold. Trust me.
No doubt we have all seen the first Paris Hilton tape. There are rumours that there is a second and third tape but unfortunately we haven’t seen these video’s yet. But we have also good Paris Hilton news, because there is some new footage from the first video. Paris is just Easy Pussy!
I don’t give a shit if you are for or against the war in Iraq. My personal opinion does not matter either. All I now is that a lot of the soldiers that are there at the moment did not ask to be there. You join the army to defend your country and your people. At home, not 5000 miles across the world. Anyway, the guys and girls in Iraq and elsewhere are not having the easiest of times. There is a constant threat of suicide bombers and snipers. A lot of times the ‘enemy’ gets disabled before they can cause damage and destruction, but sometimes they succeed in their plans. Rapid mirror. Leaves me to wish all the troops, whatever nationality you are, all the best and a safe stay.
Lindsay Lohan used to look hot. Ok, do-able. Lindsay seems to have discovered cocaine or something and has started to lose that fresh look. She now looks like she did 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. In bed. Begs the question. Would you do her? Elle 1, Elle 2, Elle 3, Elle 4, Elle 5. Somehow I think I already know your answer. Of course you would. Anything is better than Rosie Palms and her five friends.
One of our favorite porn stars is Raven Riley. We have posted topics on her more than I care to remember. Especailly for all you American Raven fans out there TC gives you Raven and her guns. A pair of lethal weapons and some guns. What more do you want?
Remember Dimebag Darrell? No, neither do I. This rocker got shot to kingdom come by a disgruntled fan of the band Pantera, who blamed Dimebag for the break-up of the band. The shooting of Dimebag while he was on stage with his new band, Damageplan, was filmed and the amateur tape was recently released. Eventhough the quality is shit (did you expect anything else?) we tell you that watching the shooting is at your own risk.
I haven’t visited a Mickey D’s drive-thru in years. First of all, the food sucks. Secondly, the service sucks and thirdly, I always got a slap in the face everytime I tried to have a little feel. In certain parts of the world the service in a drive-thru is of a different class. The customer is king. Even if he wants to feels your titties. Can any TC visitor translate what is being said for the rest of us please? No funny jokes about flied lice, OK?
No updates from me the last couple of days. I was visiting friends in Germany this weekend and taking the opportunity to bomb it down the autobahn at 220km/h. Yes, I know. I am cool as shit. This brings me to the following real life counter strike boys. I know it is a cool as shit game. I know you leave a hot chick waiting in the cold just for you to finish a CS game. But is it cool enough to re-enact CS with your friends in the outside world? Including horrible German voice-over techniques. I don’t think so. Judge for yourself. Over and Out.
I myself am not a big fan of shaving. I am, however, a big fan of shaven ladies. I guess it goes the other way as well. Some women like their man a bit rough, others want him as smooth as a baby’s arse. Guess which version this lady prefers?
If you are at work or are preparing for your exams, don’t click the link. Leo Steel and the Aztec gold is rather addictive. Simply collect as much gold as you can and remember to avoid the obstacles in your way.
And you thought we didn’t have any more Alana Dante to show you. Well, you, and Alana, were wrong. This Alana Dante installment gives us the moment supreme. The Money Shot. Yes, Alana takes it like a true wannabe pornstar and licks it up. Watch Alana’s get that special facial cream here and you can download it here. Thanks to the mystery TC visitor who keeps sending us these clips. More to come. Hopefully.
As you might have noticed there have been no mash up updates on TC for a while. Pheugoo has been real busy lately, but he should be back soon. If not, I’ll just have to pay him and his boyfriend a visit. In the meantime I’ll post a quick update so you at least fill up some of that empty space on your 128mb MP3 player. Let’s start with another SixxMixx edition. Part 87 is now available for download, on rapidshare as Partyben is running out of bandwidth. Also good to listen to this week are a couple of single MP3 mixes. For example Franz Ferdinand merged with The Jets, a Don the Pirate mix using Mia and Les Rhythmes Digitalis amongst others. Also check out GHP’s site for some nice tunes and a noisehead mash up production using LCD soundsystem’s Daft Punk is playing at my house. N-Joy. Tracklist SixxMixx 87.
50 Cent and fellow G-g-g-g-g-unit member The Game seem to have a beef. Beefburger more like. Forget their pussy popping, drive-by shooting, lollipop licking shite and listen to what 60 Cent and Lame come up with after a trip to Micky D’s. This just proves that scoffing down a Happy meal a day makes your brain go away.
UPDATE: You ask we deliver. The MP3.
General Motors and its subsiduaries aren’t really known for their daring commercials. The big wigs in the US are always scared that their products would be associated with sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll. Using sex to sell one of their cars was always a very big no-no. Not any longer. Opel, GM’s Europan brand, launched their new Tigra Twintop car a few months ago. To promote it they used several commercial and by far the sexiest (and best) is this one. Now, it might not look much to you, but I have it on good authority that this was a bit of a culture shock to the folks at Opel. Yes, the cars might looker sportier, but that doesn’t exactly go for the folks that work there. Changing into a different pair of socks is a small revolution to these peeps. Trust me.
A lot of us can remember the original Live Aid concerts that took place 20 years ago. I loved them. Never before had so many world famous (and annoying) artists been seen in the same place and at the same concert. Organiser Bob Geldof is going to do it again. July 2nd is the date you should keep free in your busy diaries. Acts such as U2, Coldplay and REM will all be performing at the London leg of Live 8. For a full listing of the performers you can check here. It was rumoured that the Spice Girls would be re-united and would play at Live 8. This vicious rumor can now be thrown away and we can all look forward to Live 8 safely.
The dream of every climber must be to conquer Everest and stand on top of the world. I wouldn’t mind doing that but I am a bit of a lazy prick, so I think I’ll ask Didier to take me for a ride in his mystery chopper. Seems it gets you there just as well as any sherpa. And you get back to base camp (ie the pub) a lot faster)
Aiaiai caramba. If they ever make a remake of porn classic Deep Throat, this lady should get the lead role. She can deepthroat like the best of them. Even my slong would be no probs for her. Shame she isn’t that good a looker.
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