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I had heard of the Camel Toe phenomenon, but not yet of the Whale Tail craze that has been sweeping the land of female buttocks across the world. After years of the world putting up with the infamous ‘builders crack’ this is a welcome and refreshing change. The Whale Tail is, however, very vunerable. It only looks good on sexy girls. The danger is that it will get abused by the not so fortunate. If you are a Dumpsterslut, please leave the the Whale Tail alone. Otherwise we might need to call Greenpeace and your big ass. Thanks Garv.
When will people learn not to be over-confident when fucking around with the forces of gravity? Never hopefully. We have found another two dumbasses that have a trick go wrong. The first guy is trying to show us his ‘look no feet’ trick. Wham, bam thank you man. The second guy is showing us how to get down the stairs quickly. While wearing skates. Being clever is not always the smart option.
This is what I call a proper spread. Tons of pictures of Silvia Hackle who was Miss Austria 2004. Now she is a hot dame posing in the German Playboy edition. For more (international) Playboy shoots go here. Go Bunnies Go.
71 Days 14 hours 18 minutes and 33 seconds. This is how long Ellen MacArthur, a 28 year-old British woman, took to sail solo around the world. She has tried for several solo records in the past, but was often unlucky with either bad weather or with damage to her vessel. This time she hit the jackpot. She had the balls to keep on trying and (a lesson to us all?) has overcome. TC praises where praise is well deserved. So, well done Ellen.
Update: Read Ellen’s day by day account.
Time for some sporting news. Hours before you yanks were watching grown men with tons of padding act like divas and gangstas for 3 hours, across the Atlantic in Europe the Rugby Six Nations kicked off. One of the games was Wales against England. England were World Champs not long ago and Wales had not beaten England in 12 years. One Welshman decided to have a bet. He’d cut off his balls if Wales beat England. Hail Mary mother of Jesus. Wales beat England. What everyone thought was a joke became reality. Bye bye balls.
Wow. This girl knows how to suck a guy’s cock. And swallow his load. Although I am not 100% certain that this is what she intented to do. Did someone say protein shake? Check it out for yourself here as a bittorrent or download part 1 and part 2 directly. (to get around the rapidshare hourly download limit, remove the rapidshare.de cookies from IE after downing part 1)
Now we want the pics of this sporting event please. We don’t think they have to be ashamed in anyway whatsoever. So. come on, if you find them let us know and you’ll get a honourable mention.
Update: We have 3 small pics of the event for you here. Now lets go find the rest (20 in all apparently). Thanks Droog.
While America watched the game, the rest of the world just waited for the commercial breaks. To non-lovers of American Football that is the best part of the whole show. If you missed them (and there is a pretty big chance that you did) you can now watch them courtesy of Big Boys.
Ever have an old dear just walk to the front of the cue thinking it is OK as they are old and you are just a lame-ass student that has time to spare? Apart from the latter probably being true, it is fucking annoying. When it happens to me I often want to give them a slap, but just end up telling them that I don’t mind them skipping the cue as they have not long to live. The guy in this clip has his own way of dealing with a cue-skipper. Support the NRA and keep concealed weapons legal. Yeah baby.
After our initial Webcam Honeys topic, we bring you Webcam Honeys part 2. A feisty little chick that shows us what she’s got. And take it from me, what she has is nothing to be ashamed off. Please, send us any other webcam honeys you may find. If we love them we will post them. Cookies and some milk for Josh for tipping us about this one.
This week’s theme is Pot Luck, and I ain’t talking about the smoking kind fellows. Just a bunch of links that either you like or you don’t. If it is not enough to blow your load to you’ll find plenty of other NSFW posts on TC. Cum and get this weeks links here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here. Happy camping folks.
Last year’s Super Bowl stood out not because of the game (who won?), but for a little seen incident involving Janet J., Justin T. and a boob. Steps have been taken to ensure that something memorable like that will not happen during this year’s half-time show. All you fans will have to make do with the football instead. Good luck. If you feel like involving the wife in the whole Super Bowl event why not check out how to make Super Bowl related sex toys. Brings a whole new meaning to giving someone the finger. Via Fleshbot.
A Dirty Sanchez is not something you give your girlfriend or wife for Valentine’s Day. Your relationship might not make it to the 15th of Feb. if you do. Dirty Sanchez: The Movie, however, is extreme social satire which involves a lot of uphill gardening. I just think it is funny. Via WTF
I had a busy day today, so this will be my only post. I am sorry that it is NSFW once again. I know you guys don’t like that sort of thing. This is part 2 in the Skinny Puppy installment. I am no expert, but Skinny Puppy seems to be losing his composure in this one. What already?
Ask and we will deliver. If we can. In this case someone asked for more of Skinny Puppy and we could deliver. Skinny Puppy is a bit of a phenomenon. I have no idea what the story behind the persona is, but I do know that the women in his vids always do what he tells them to do. And respect goes out to him for that. The girl in this clip seems to be really enjoying herself. Way to turn on the lady my friend.
Every Friday evening between 19:00 and 0:00 GMT a Dutch online radiostation called Housetime is playing the best house music. Today they play the best harder styles of house. You can listen to Housetime with this Mediaplayer stream or with this Winamp stream. Enjoy!
I was told this video was old, but as we hadn’t posted it before I felt obliged to do so. I think it is a classic. An ordinary guy from the streets gets the chance to have nookie with a gorgeous woman the likes he has only dreamt off. Things is either he fucks her of he gets fucked. Now, guess what happens next? Apparently the guy started up a website to say it was all a pack of lies. Now, this is what viagra was invented for.
Update: You can get also get it here (26MB)
OK lads, read this carefully. This post can save you some serious cash and give you something sexy to look at on Valentine’s Day. (Even if you don’t have a ‘special someone’ you might want to read on just in case you strike gold in the next few weeks.) This gift can be bought on eBay, but the carefull viewer will quickly realise how to make one himself. Go to your local office supplies store and spend just 15 minutes a night for the next 10 days and I reckon you will have a garanteed night of pleasure on the 14th of Feb. Make sure you get her size right, as we don’t want those clits and nips pierced. Unless you like that.
Religion is not my favorite subject. I am not religious whatsoever and don’t really care whether you believe in God, Allah or Buddha. What I do know is that in Europe the church going public is getting older and older and moving ever closer to their date with the Holy Spirit. Could this music video bring back the young ones to the benches? I still don’t feel tempted, but then again my mind has been corrupted way too much with all things sinfull.
Either you love Star Wars or you loath it. I personally love the original 3 films, but loath the 2 new ones (and probably the third one as well). This morning some exclusive new footage came across my desk which might entise me to go watch this third episode. Not sure what these fans will make of it though. You wanna be in my side, my side, my side? Wanna be in the dark side, dark side. Hell yeah.
Your very own TC Team had a little party last weekend. We managed to keep the footage under wraps until now. Randy brought the music and yours truly brought the crisps and coke light. Thank God Steve’s sister turned up to provide some much needed light entertainment. While we were getting into the swing of things, Steve was stuck in his dorm room, but I have it on good authority he enjoyed himself to the full. Pump Up The Jam dude.
There She Blows gave us a clip of mainly blowjobs. We now bring you another amateur vid which features someone named Samantha. It has a good money shot at the end, but the best thing about this clip is the way Sammy keeps her glasses on in bed.
Receipe for disaster: Wet track, 500+bhp race car, 20+ participants, no line of sight. All of the above were present when this horror smash occured. I have no idea if the anyone got seriously hurt, but when I see something like that I think back to that faithfull day on May 1st 1994. Buckle up folks!
Sometimes you know what is going to happen, but it is still funny and well made. This is the case with this commercial for a pair of boots. Biker, stripjoint, strippers. They all make an appearance. Even a pair of nipples has been booked. But only as a supporting act
I wonder what sort of people go to Prattville High School? Mull over this while you watch a bunch of them beating the crap out of some Stanhope Elmore kids (click the link under “VG Nett video�). Actually there’s a lot of chair throwing and running around but not much actual fighting. I’d like to see Prattville Kids vs. London Inner City State School kids. Then we’d see who was brave! – McKnob out!
We have had too much laughter today. Time for some NSFW. You might have seen this before and if so, please accept my deepest apologies and go and wank off to some other homemade porn. If you have not seen it before this is a clip of several blowjob moments mashed together. The underlying music you are hearing is Leftfield mashed up with the Beastie Boys made by our very own Randy McKnob.
You’ve pimped your ride. You’ve pimped your bitch. You’ve pimped your crib. Now pimp your search engine by using Gizoogle. For all you D.O.G.G. fans or wannabees out there. Oh, and it actually works.
Having naturally blonde hair has both good & bad points. I don’t have to dye it and risk looking like a twat, but I can’t grow a sweet beard or moustache on command. If you are in the same boat as me, then prepare to feel inadequate as I present to you…The World Beard Championships. These are held every two years (apparently), the next one being this Oct in Berlin. If you think you got what it takes then think again. – McKnob out!
If you have friends with little ones, you will know that after every feed baby has to burp or major spillage is the result. You can find a nice little summary of these lazy parent that didn’t make their babies burp with major spillages as a result here. Either this makes you want to rent The Exorcist of or make babies. I am not entirely sure of what I want to do yet, so I’ll just stay safe and buy Rosie and her five friends a nice cocktail tonight.
This is what happens when two women get into an argument and things start getting out of hand. I might be a dumbass (feel free), but if I were the lady in the blue car I would think twice about retaliation after having taken a look at the shitty yellow car. Seeing as the blue one is worth about 5 times as much. Then again, it wouldn’t have given us this clip. I believe this is from Malcolm in the Middle.
Dick Cheney is probably the wealthiest Vice-President the US (and the world) has ever seen. Did you know he was also the most fool-mouthed VP there ever was? No? Check Dick auditioning for a part in the next remake of Pacino classic Scarface. Come on play with my little friend, you fuck.
Sick of your bog standard Arial or Verdana fonts? Want to brighten up your school report or business presentation with some kick-ass, hard-rocking, mind-blowing fonts? If so, go and check these music fonts and be a rebel.
A girl has to make a living somehow. And what do most men look at when chatting to a gorgeous female specimen? Correct. Her titties. Shaune Bagwell has hit on the novel idea of selling some ad space on her bust. You can bid on the available billboard at eBay. Anyone making a winning bid and having her walk round with totallycrap.com on her front will receive a T-shirt and a cookie. Via Fleshbot.
The Idols format has spread like the plague all around the world. The first few episodes are fun, cause you basically get to see shite performers who think they are the shit. In the US they had Leroy-Wells. You can’t understand a goddamn word he says, he is as hyper as a dog in heat and even has his own posse to accompany him wherever he goes, he is even good fun to watch and probably has a talent somewhere hidden inside of him. It just ain’t singing. Can you dig it? Yes, we can Leroy.
Update: Find Leroy here aswell (rapidshare alert).
This guy has used the Megan’s Law website to find the location of sex offenders living in and around Disney Land. Yes you did read that right, IN and around. According to his map there is one living somewhere near the California Adventure area. I’m betting on Peter Pan, I never liked that smug mother fucker! - McKnob out!
I think I posted these before, but I am not sure and I can’t be bothered to look. I don’t think you guys will mind though. Copy this link into your browser, save ass and wank away. You can change the last number all the way up to 20 (update: 861). In total it should last you until the weekend. Now, go and play.
Earlier today we showed you what happens when you have a wheelie go wrong. Now it is the turn of the car affecionados. I have no idea what this dumbass dildo is trying to do, but I reckon he watched too many Hollywood movies and thought they were the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. His face hits that bumper a right treat. Extreme makeover candidate number two is good and ready.
After our earlier meeting with Japanese fuckiness, we have found some more weird shit from the land of the rising sun. It looks like stills from cams placed in Japanese homes, but to me some of it looks a bit staged. Doesn’t matter. Still loads of funky and weird shit. Even the family dog makes an appearance. Rest of the pics can be viewed here.
Children are our future. This isn’t any different for the peoples of Iraq. After seeing these pictures of Iraqi kids (some you may find disturbing) I can’t but wonder if that future for Iraq is bright. I reckon we could be looking at a second Lebanon here. Decades of trouble and no a way out.
If you don’t know what you are doing when getting into a car or on a motorbike don’t get into the car or on the motorbike. It might save your life or mine. The pillock in this video clip has made himself the perfect candidate for Extreme Makeover in just about 2 seconds. Is there a doctor in the house?
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