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There is a rumour going around that Tiffany Teen is stepping out of the internet porn business. Reason for her quitting is that she has been found out and highschool yearbook pictures of her have appeared on the net without her permission. A real shame as Tiffany Teen is a good looking woman. Thank God we have Hannah who will hopefully be stepping into Tiffany’s shoes to brighten up our day soon. Check out our TC News topic on how you can get Hannah to pose for you (well your suggestion anyway).
Sometimes taking the effort to read something is worth it. Now, I am not going to list my favorite authors for you, but I will direct you to a certain someone or something that goes by the name of Bloodninja. Bloodninja’s goal is to piss cyber hungry chicks off big time. The transcripts to some of the chats are f-ing hilarious. My personal favorite is the one with a girl named Sweet17. So, if you are having a bad day and need a cheap laugh, just start reading. Thanks Kronos.
Ever wondered what it must feel like to jump off a dam and land unharmed on the ground below?...Just like 007 himself? How about jumping off the same dam, not opening your parachute in time, smacking your face on the side, having your parachute collapse and falling the rest of the way on to a load of sharp rocks? You’d probably feel like this guy looks. Base jumping might be cool mate, but at least I can walk! - McKnob out.
Not not David Beckham. A real pig. Yes, the folks in the UK most have loved watching this on telly. Hot looking babe Rebecca Loos, who became famous for wanking off David Beckham, has now turned to wanking off a pig for some sad-arsed TV show. I know you have to milk your fame for all it’s worth, but how low must you have fallen to star in a bit of beastiality on national TV?
And girls will be girls. How many times have we seen a spurned boyfriend make public photos of his ex-girlfriend on the internet? Countless times, I am sure. We have found another one. She is very good looking and we are very lucky she dumped the bastard that took these pics. One thing I can’t understand. Why are there still girls out there that are willing to pose for their boyfriend, while in fact they are nothing but the flavor of the month and their pussy will be all over the net as soon as the relationship is over?
Update: Keep ‘em cumming boys
Gina-Therese has made a previous appearance on TC. She was the chick that had a half-hearted attempt at imitating the Call on Me video moves. Well, that wasn’t such a success in my eyes, but some of her other vids are great. Especially if you love big round booty. Come on you naughty girl, shake that ass, show me what you got.
This is just fucking brilliant. NWA’s classic, Straight Outta Compton, brought down to earth by Nina Gordon. Nina’s version sounds like something you might put on when romancing your lady friends or when putting your child to bed in a non-Michael Jackson kind of way. The edge has gone, but the song is not worse for it. I love this version. You can find other musical efforts by Noan Gordon in the Sights and Sounds section of her website. She doesn’t look bad either.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I know a bit late, but hey, this bloke did not have to have a wank tonight to get his pressure released. Enough about my sex life. Over to yours. We have some fine South American babes for you here, here, here . We also have a big-titted lady cleaning off those last bits of spunk from that gangbang she had earlier. Find her here. For the voyeur amongst you readers we have a couple of galleries with sunbathing ladies here and here. And to finish off we have a bit of culture for you right here. For those of you that want more, check out the Mid-Week Edition of WWW for wankloads of vids. To improve the product I would like your input. Email me with your WWW links for next weeks edition.
Some people have no shame. Well, shame on them. After the Tsunami distaster charities popped up out of nowhere and exisiting big guns such as the Red Cross and Medicins Sans Frontiers came to life again. Unfortunately disasters such as this not only brings out the best in people but also the worst. Some lowlifes have taken it upon themselves to open up a FAKE Red Cross site which asks for your donation for the disaster victims. They even ask for your ATM Pin Number. So be careful, don’t fall for it, but do support the real charities. Here is hoping that the real Red Cross gets onto Elizabeth Cantrell‘s case pretty fast. Thanks Lula.
Eventhough we, your number one source for news, did not report it, you must have heard about Prince Harry’s little cock-up. Now, personally, I didn’t see much wrong with this kind of humor. I am sure it was just a teenage prank. What I find much worse is the dildo that went to this party and decided to sell the photos to a tabloid newspaper. A real rat. And rats bring me neatly on to the topic of this post. Nazi PC Games. Yes, you can now spent your precious little spare time hunting rats in a concentration camp, playing nazi ping-pong and all kinds of other shit. I for one will not leave the house today. Jawohl, mein Kommandant.
We already know that some folks will do anything to get on the net. Or do anything for a sexual thrill. The guy in the following beheading pictures is surely ripe for the nuthouse. Gsus, if ever I saw a mental patient that needs protecting from himself it is this fuckwit. Now, you may feel a little prick, but it is nothing to worry about.
It is always very nice to see a girl playing with a dildo. In this short movie of 6 minutes you see a girl first thinking..hmm am I horny or not. Then after a moment she get’s her dildo and starts to play with it. Just grab your dick and doubleclick
Wow, I have never seen this many pussies in one video and not want to fuck any of them before. Yes, you the viewer is in for a right royal treat. Pussy Galore. Is it sexy? If you think so. Is it funny? If you think so. Is it totally crap? I think so. Before PETA get involved, I will say this, ‘I cannot promise that no animals were harmed during the making of this video.’
One drop of rain and certain folks lose all ability to drive a car. They keep to the left on motorways (right if your are a limey, aussie, kiwi or anywhere else where they drive on the left), seem to break about 300 meters before the traffic lights, even if it is green etc. Can you imagine what happens when snow and cold hits town? Mayhem. Fucking chaos. Here are some tips when driving in snowy condition. First, if you do not feel comfortable driving in bad weather conditions, stay the fuck at home and stop being a weapon of destruction. And second, never ever use your brakes when on a snowy underground, use your engine to brake, I admit kinda difficult when driving an automatic, so get some proper driving lessons and buy a car with manual gearshifting. If you do not follow these instruction things might get ugly out there. Morons.
After several weeks of bad weather on our server we have found a solution. We are moving to purehosting. TC should run much better, which should make it even more enjoyable for you and for us. We are not quite sure when the move is planned, but it should be within the coming week. In the meantime, you might have noticed that yours truelly has been a bit lonely when it comes to the logging front. I will be joined by several new loggers soon and we will also have two guest loggers. Yes, none other than Luke and his gorgeous Hannah. We love them and they love TC. We will be posting some of Hannah’s private photos after our move and Hannah will also pose for a special TC photo-shoot. They have asked me to ask for your requests, which you can leave behind in the comments. They are allowed to do only non-nude at the moment, but it can still be very sexy, so be creative and keep it decent.
Luba must have one of the greatest bodies on the web. Her pimp and husband Peter Hegre knows very well how to get the best out of his wife. But paying for his “art� is not really Totally Crap style as you know. So enjoy this free collection of Luba “the body� Hegre.
Who? Yeah, I didn’t have a clue either. Teri Polo plays one of the daughters in the apparently very funny boxoffice smash hit movie Meet The Fockers. After seeing Teri Polo in Playboy Bobby DeNiro is no longer the only reason to go see it. As dessert you can also gawk at the Fear Factor Girls. Whoever they might be.
Most PCs older then 2003 look kinda shit. Especially if you both it off the shelf like I did. My Packard Hell has that awfull grayish, yellowish color that is probably designed so not to be to intrusive in the home. Thank God most manufacturers have caught on and now have at least one design PC on the market. You could ofcourse go it alone and design exactly what you want. This is how the Deco Box came to be. In my opinion, if that counts for anything, it looks pretty damn cool, fat, dope whatever. If only he had changed the neon color to red and gone for that classic whorehouse look. Thanks Langlois.
The man in this cumshot clip has a pair of gonnads the size of large grapefruits. But wait, that is not the only amazing thing to see in this clip. The guy can also fill up a small swimming pool with his cum. The girl that has to endure one of the man’s facials better invest in a lifejacket. WTF and NSFW.
We are not called totallycrap for nothing. This post is totally crap and the clip you will see is totally crap. In fact I have no idea why I am willing to give these two fat jackasses with way too much spare time on their hands any attention whatsoever. Probably as a warning to all you budding parents out there. Give your kids love, but treat them hard. Make sure they don’t turn into these two. The kids in the clip are wannabe Jackasses. Will you or I tell them they are jackasses, but not in the way the think they are. Fuck me what a waste of 5 minutes. RCSYA (right click save your ass)
Every Friday evening between 20.00 and 24.00 Dutch time a online radiostation called Housetime is playing the best house music. Today they play “the history of hardcore”. You can listen to Housetime with this Mediaplayer stream or with this Winamp stream. Enjoy!
It is always a joy to find little treasures such as the following clips. She is hot, willing and able. He is...uh...well....fuck him, we are here for her. They lick, suck, fuck and God knows what else, so I won’ t keep you any longer. Part 1 and Part 2. (Unfortunately you can only down one part an hour, but is better than nothing.) It is on TC you found, so spread the word around.
I am a little ‘Tsunami-tired’, not very politically correct to say this, but you can’t help what you feel. Thousands of kids in Asia died or are left without parents. All very shocking and terrible, but lets not forget all the sick shit that goes on in our own respective countries. There are plenty of adults and especially children living amongst us that need help as well. Take Christian as an example. As he can’t tell you his story anymore, we will. Christain was adopted by a very well-off couple. They couldn’t have kids of their own so decided to adopt. However, Christian was not really what they had in mind, so they decided to give up on him, punish him by force-feeding him salt and treating him as you would treat a spare pillow. Christian was hoping for a better life, but all Christian got was a one-way ticket to the afterlife. The 5 years this couple got is, in my eyes, way to little.
Have you ever wondered how a vagina makes it’s moves? Well in this short educational video you can see how the vagina really works. Just sit back and enjoy this piece of art
Life for the US Marines is tough out in Afghanistan (yes they are still there) and Iraq. What better way to pass the time then blowing up a washing machine with a grenade. Yup, I can’t think of anyhting better to do either. It must be nice to see your hard-earned tax dollars being put to such good use. Via Big Boys.
They say the internet is supposed to make you smarter due to you being able to look up all kinds of interesting facts and shit. I reckon the opposite is true. All people use the internet for is porn or they act the jackass so they will appear on the www. A group of friends decided to use a, I guess home-made, flamethower on a car. With someone in it. After that some victory shots into the air and an attempt at a forrest fire. What fun. How long before one of them has to go to hospital with 1st degree burns and sues his friends for being dickheads?
Bambi we all know as that cute vunerable little deer that Disney sent into the world. Bambi is also the nickname of Holland’s top female darts player. Yes, darts. Normally associated with fat, hairy, beer drinking blokes in a pub. This female player, however, is not fat, is not too hairy and if we are lucky does drink beer. She appears in the Dutch edition of Playboy. Bambi requires double top to finish the match. Here we go. Cover, photo 1, photo 2, photo 3, photo 4, photo 5, photo 6, photo 7, photo 8, photo 9, photo 10. Bullseye.
Because we went away for a bit and the site was down and then when it was up it was slow etc etc we have found you a little pressie to keep you entertained till...oh....Sunday. Porn Videos Galore. The vids go from 1 to 110. So, just change the number at the end of the URL. When saving make sure you change the file name accordingly. Lube. Tissues. Ready. Steady. GO!
China will be the USA of the 21st century. Not quite the land of the free yet, but definitely the land of opportunity. It will only be a matter of time before we are bombarded with Chinese musical acts. Snoop Dogg and Maroon 5 will get some major competition from acts such as How Yu Lyk Dog and Springrolls No.5. One such act that are sure to hit it big in the USA and the rest of the world are The Notorious MSG. From stir fry to stir crazy. It is all in a days work for the MSG.
Imagine youself in the middle of the ocean. With some friends. In a kayak. Being videotaped by some excited Japanese tourists. All is going splendidly well, when all of a sudden Willy the killerwhale decides he wants to play a game of tag with you. You can’t really refuse after 6 ton Willy asked you so nicely now can you, Mr. Flat-As-A-Pancake?
As the most famous pornstar in the world, Jenna Jameson has a huge following. Time for ladmag Maxim to take out the camera and for Jenna to take of some clothes. The result are stunning.
I wanted to post this a couple of days ago, but as you might have noticed we have had some trouble with our server. The site has been slower than cowshit through a sieve. The problem has not gone away altogether, but at least the patient is stable while we work on a permanent solution. The guy in this video also has an affinity with cowshit. His brain is made of it, but I am glad there are people like that in the world, its what makes me feel better about myself. I’m not sure what his motivation is, probably alcohol or garden herbs. Whatever the reason, this guy took a stun gun to the two most sensitive areas of his body and he doesn’t look very well afterwards. That’s probably because he just put enough volts through his left nut to power the Indy 500 starting grid!
This is the sad story of a US marine who didn’t want to go back to Iraq for a second tour of duty. The 19-year-old marine went AWOL from his base on Saturday night and ended up going on shooting spree, killing one cop and injuring another in the process. Luckily it was all caught on security cameras. You can watch them here and here (right-click and save your ass) Now, that’s what I call a good Saturday night. Via Ogrish.
We have had all the lists telling us what was good, great and unique about 2004. Someone has gone to the trouble of compiling a list of the 100 worst things of the year 2004. We think this trouble should be rewarded as it cannot have been a pleasant experience having to think up all these ‘worst of’ items. If I were a betting man, I’d place a bet on No.14 having a pretty good shot at being the highest climber in 2005’s list. OK, I am off down the bookies.
Read this carefully and get ready to start looking. If you find it, let us know, cause we are a few from those millions of eager folks that want to watch this thing. If you have any other celebrity home-made vids that we need to know about (even if they are only famous in your part of the world) give us a shout by using the linktip button on the main page.
We would appreciate it if you all went and checked out Ellen’s homepage for us and told us what you think about it. You can even tell Ellen what you think about her and her site. Just leave a message in her guestbook. Don’t forget to stock up on lube and tissues before you go in. Via VK (thanks Babs). Mirror of all the video clips in one file.
Update: Someone that answers to the name of Trig has also being trigger happy with the digital camera. Enjoy.
What is one of the worst things that could happen to you when you are about to have sex with a beautiful lady? Not getting it ready for action is one, but another is surely her getting an eye-full of your dirty underwear. Never, ever wear white briefs. Just stick to black boxers.
Soundhog is a bit of a legend in the world of mash-ups. It is time you found out why. Soundhog has come up with one of his trademark As heard on Radio Soundhog mixes again. Get Radio soundhog vol.5 33 Problems now. You can get the artwork and tracklist from this zip. Bittorrent lovers can find the appropriate link here. Get those heads bopping!
The dread of every male (and female) is getting caught with your pants round your ankles, tissues in hand, by your parents. This time a mother gets caught playing with the-little-man-in-the-canoe by her daughter. She doesn’t jump up, but tries to send her daughter away while she continues to perform. Someone give this women a parenting badge of approval please. The “I’ll show later” line is sure to become a classic. Mirror.
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