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Our next game today is one we have not seen yet. It is called Confusebox 2, and apparently it is the second installment of the game. While not terribly exciting or graphically impressive, it does provide some challenge. You must rotate the connections on the gameboard to light up all the lights and wires with electricity. You will get the hang of it, I’m sure, there just is not much to it. Try to enjoy.
It sounds like a bad movie or musical and it was. The Las Vegas police were left chasing a dumbass who tried to steal a bait car last Monday. After running the suspect aka guilty as fuck dude made his way onto the local golf course. There he proceeded to par the 3rd and 5th holes before stealing a golf kart. Now, even I know a golf kart is not fast enough to make you lose the police cars and two damn helicopters, but then again, there is a reason why the dude was caught stealing a car. Dumb as shit comes to mind.
In one corner we’ve got the wildebeest ak a gnu. Weighing in at an average of 400 pounds. In the other corner we have several Rhinos. Weighing in at a good 2000 pounds each. And still the wildebeest starts a game of chicken with those same rhinos. Either a very brave animal or dumb as a buffalo’s backside
Can you just imagine the amount of times the poor guy must have chaffed his balls or almost broken his legs practising for these jeans jumping tricks.
Boys and their toys. When you were little you had alittle kite. And now that you are bigger you want a bigger kite. And then there is Dan. Dan just needed to have the biggest kite of all. He found out the hard way never to overestimate.
Today, let’s meet Bianca Deacy, a glamour model and go go dancer from London, UK. Bianca has only been in the modeling scene for a short period but has already been signed as a Special Editions model for Playboy magazine, appearing in their Nudes and European Beauties issues. In the meantime. she also is working as a go go dancer in the London club scene.
Our first game today is called Bubble Panic. You likely have played a similar game before, but it is one of the more popular web game genres. In this one, you must use your magic wand to pop the bubbles that escape from your cauldron. Of course, once you pop it once, it breaks into two, and so on. Enjoy the time waster!
Yo Yo Yo listen up y’all, I’m da girl Hoodrat and am gonna drop the flow in this old lady’s here face. Cause I’m a cool fly chick from the streets on her way to Hamburger College. Someone needs to pull those extension out and kick her in the ass.
If you’ve ever been drunk you’ll know that your balance can be slightly off after 12 beers and a couple of shits. Climbing tall structures with nothing but solid underneath is therefore a definite no no. Bruce had to learn this lesson the hard way when he climbed his drunk ass to the top of a bridge in Australia. Luckily for him the firebrigade arrived just in time. To give us an instant internet classic.
This is a lesson in how to scare your parents half to death. You go on a tour of duty to Afghanistan. You go on patrol and meet some unfriendly Taliban. You get in a firefight with them. During said firefight you bump into the side of your humvee and your cell phone activates and calls the last dialed number. Your parents. They let the voicemail machine pick it up. After coming home they hear you popping caps and swearing. They try to call you to find out if your OK. You don’t answer for two hours. Parents are left shitting their pants and worrying themselves silly over you. Mission complete.
The festival season is about to explode in our faces. Good music, loads of booze, the occasional joint and hopefully some nice weather to get those ladies out of their clothing. A festival is like a 3 day party that leaves you with a hangover and a huge overdraft by the end of it. The latter can be helped if you are allowed to bring your own booze, but you’re not. That hasn’t deterred these Danish lads from inventing the beer cannon so they can supply themselves and their friends with cheap beer during the Roskilde Festival. Nobel prize winners 2008.
This dropping Mentos sweets into a Coke bottle is getting a bit old, but I thought you might like to see it all in slow motion on a hot day like today.
This game is called Colorfill, and you may find it familiar. This is because the game is somewhat like an old arcade game called Qix. You must use the cursor to section off parts of the game board until 80% or so is covered. You can only section off a part of the map when the moving cursor is not in it, mind you, and you cannot section off a part of the map when the cursor is the same color as the section. Don’t worry, just give the instructions a quick read, you’ll get it.
Is Amy Winehouse on her way out? If these pictures are a measurement of how bad she is doing we’d say she is doing worse than bad. We recommend you be quick about getting that bet in on Whenwillamywinehousedie.com
No more vodka for this old lady taking her 17 inch PC monitor for a walk around the block. She can go back on the juice once she gets herself a proper 22 inch widescreen TFT.
Our first game today is called Armed With Wings. This is a side-scrolling sword slasher, done is the graphic novel style. I suggest you play the tutorial, as the game’s controls are a bit complicated. Oh and, it seems like the author of the game did not have much experience with spelling the English language, so bear with him. The game should keep you busy for a long time though.
A buddy of mine once shot one of these Canadian geese out of the sky with his shotgun. Took two goes as the bastards are pretty hefty. I heard they had a nasty bite too and who better to ask than the dog getting his ass pinched in this video.
The man that got shot like a billion times and haslived to tell the tale over and over and over and over and over again lost some valuable bling during a concert in Angola, Africa. That’s what you get for pretending to be from the hood and flashing a collection of bling bling ice that is probably worth more than the country you are performing in. The thief got away cause you know, it is mighty hard top spot a black man wearing a yellow shirt running like his life depended on it.
Gary Numa Numa Brolsma has long been forgotten since his 2005 lipsynching hayday. But could Numa Numa be making a comeback. After seeing these mantits go wild we have to think the worse.
There are several ways you can pull a hot chick. Fill her with drinks, look like Brad Pitt, tell her you are the 2008 State Cunninglingus Champion, be funny or do something not many other people can do. Mister Flexible goes for the last option. Reckon it gets him pussy?
Time for a fun history lesson. We celebrate the liberation of Europe in 1945 in May and we normally forget about the sacrifice the Russians made to make it possible. Their victory during the Battle for Stalingrad was instrumental in defeating Hitler and his Third Reich. It was even the Ruskis that made Berlin drop to its knees. Be sure to think of that when you play Stalingrad II: The Fall of Berlin.
The man in the thumb is a pedofile who likes nothing more than having adult orientated fun with little boys in Thailand. Interpol are looking for him and they’ve asked for your help. Have you seen him? Do you know where he is? Is he your aunt, uncle or dad? Report the bastard to the authorities and help the world get rid of at least one piece of human waste.
In the world of weightlifting they have a routine which involves the squat. And when you attempt a record breaking squat it could all go horribly wrong. Painful to watch and hellish to experience.
If you really want to piss your dad off either fuck his girlfriend or take his prized Ferrari Challenge Stradale 360 for a spin and crash it to kingdom come. Finally an excuse to by that Lambo.
I speak a few languages and Russian is not among them. I hope someone with some knowledge can help me out here, cause I really want to know what the poor bastard in the green did to deserve a knock out slap to the head like that. Something to do with Armenia?
Scaring people half to death can be quite good fun. Especially if you do it under the false pretense of “teaching them a lesson”. It justifies the crap you are about to unleash on your victim. And unleash it this prankster did. His aunt, the victim, loses it completely and he should count himself lucky she did not pop out a Glock and cap him one.
If you ever get near this lady, just make sure you stay the hell away from her tits. She’ll smash you skull in with them.
Evangelina Anderson, who is an Argentinean supermodel and actress has posed topless for Playboy magazine (whats new?). Here are some pics NOT from that publication and decide if you wanna see her in the buff?
Our first game today is another fantastic puzzle game. Obsessive Compulsive Tournament is the name, and it is something we have not seen before, thankfully. It seems that web game authors are just as fed up with the same old games as we are, which is great.The object of the game is to place the blocks which change the falling ball’s direction on the gameboard in order to steer it towards the exit. The first map is easy, but as per usual, it gets much harder. See how many levels you can beat!
I know Bear Grylls is a bit of a fake with his survival shows, but the stuff the man puts in his mouth would put a rent boy to shame. It could be that the lady in the previous post saw the show, tried it out and almost shat her pants.
If you are about to have a peanutbutter sandwich for lunch I suggest you do not watch this skank of a woman. There simply is no excuse for wearing pants like that.
If I didn’t think this was animal cruelty I’d be laughing my ass off at the sad state of affairs these sad people are in. A pet is for loving and for company, not for dressing him up to look like a bloody ninja turtle. That is why I won’t guide you over to the DIY Unicorn kit for your dog. I hope he bites your balls off.
A Monday should always start off right. It should get you in the mood for 17pm and the rest of the week. These two chicks might have done that for you a few weeks back and that is why we present you part 2 of 2 Chicks 1 Sexy Dance on a silver platter. Thank us now, not later.
The 1st of May is a national holiday in loads of countries and is often associated with socialism, unions, 8 hour working day etc. Basically it’s a day for people that want richer people to pay even more taxes so they don’t have too and a day where socialists balem every one else for the world’s problems except themselves. Well, the driver of this white BMW was not gonna take it anymore and he plowed straight through a crowd of people in the street. Power to the people. In cars.
Last week it were the cars that showed us how to crash and survive. This week it is a MotoGP driver. Jorge Lorenzo was bombing along when he got it wrong. In a big way. His dismount is a 7 but his headbutt on the tarmac is a definite 9.
Bad girl Sophie Anderton seems to be all the rage at the moment. I figured I might as well do an obligatory post for all you Anderton Hunters out there looking for her. Apparently Sophie was prostituting herself because she was lonely? I thought she was trying to raise money to buy a house. Someone who’s lonely actually gives sex away for free. That’s how it works. Lonely, please hold me, let’s have sex.
I have no idea who Daisy Fuentes is and after checking out her IMDB profile I still have no idea, but she goes topless while on holiday in St Barts and that is good enough for me.
If the sun isn’t shining and you don’t have any fine scantily dressed honeys to look at in your hood, you could always play Swear Bingo. It is sure to relief you of boredom and it might even get you a night in the hospital.
Many of you are ready to leave the current school year beind you. Just those fucked exams to complete and Summer partying is a fact. But for those 2months of joy you’ve had to endure some major pain in the ass lectures. Trying to keep your eyes of the hot chick next to you. Trying to keep your eyes open whenever the teacher started going on about budget deficits and macro economics. Trying not to vomit after drinking too much at a party the night before. Basically you felt stuck in class. School’s Out. If you want it to be.
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