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I have to bring my car to the garage today. Some bastard drove past it, scratched it and drove off. Luckily a good samaritan took down the plate and the cock can expect a hefty insurance bill and a police caution and fine for leaving the scene of an accident. Hahahahaha. My car (the chick didn’t come with the car) isn’t exactly a babe magnet. It doesn’t drive too bad, brakes are a bit iffy, but I understand we can’t all drive Porsches or Aston Martins. But who says we need them anyway to score the hot chicks. Whether it be stick or automatic. (last part is highly NSFW)

 | Willy Wanka | 18-05-05 | link | |

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