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I don’t have kids myself, but I have seen other people’s kids. And I can imagine some of them not being too happy with what came out from between those spread wide open legs. Basically the term sweet was invented for ugly babies. As it is not done to leave your just born in the fresh vegetable section of your local Wal Mart you are stuck with the same brat for the next 18 years. Your whole family vibe gets ruined and your life starts to suck like the little one on your red and blistered nipples. But rejoice, help is at hand. The solution to all your child problems is called Child Trader and they will sort you out with a kid that suits you.
can I trade my sister with Olivia? hehehe
would love to see the hits on her profile, LOL gotta be huge… I know I clicked on 2 links, one at top to see wtf, then scrolled and hello Olivia…
This has got to be the same thing as that “Marry Our Daughter” thing. I mean check this out:
This is what the “Parents” of this 11 year old girl wrote:
“Weaknesses: She plays with cabbage patch kids. While that may be cool with some parents, it’s not with us, and it’s a big part of why we’re looking to move this unit of creepy little girl.
Desired Trade: We are looking for a comparable model girl, a white one in the 9-12 range, preferably good in sports and/or scholastics, and with only Barbie inclinations for dollies. No cabbage patch, period. (Not negotiable)
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What kind of sick fuck would you have to be to write this stuff about youre OWN fucking daughter. Im calling it and saying that this shit is fake!!!
Got to be fake, very well done though. Check out the FAQ’s, at the bottom it has a little quip about the world being flat.
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