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It has been a busy week. We introduced you to two new bloggers, Telemachus and Krazy4speed, and after their first week of sniffing around crap I hope they’ll really start delivering the goods to move TC along. Hopefully I’ll be introducing a third new blogger in the coming week, so bookmark TC or get that feed going as we’ll be moving it up a gear.
Last week’s caption competition was won by luetchyboy with his caption Don Vito was disappointed when no children showed up to his beauty competition.
If you want to win a TC shirt, all you have to do is come up with the best, funniest or weirdest caption and you might. PS stop fucking posting 10 captions in one reply, pick your best and stick to it.
Lt. Dick was calling in the heavy artillery up on Brokeback Hill.
Telemachus and Krazy4speed join the Totally Crap Army.
The US forces new uniform, “invisible camo”, was way too efficient
the us marines initiation into the iraq war was getting to be too much
The British troops had been complaining about a lack of equipment for some time, but it was beginning to get ridiculous!
Special guest designer Elton John has sadly missed the point of army fatigues.
After shitting himself fifteen times in the run up to program Ross Kemp is foced to go native.......
despite their best efforts, and despite being totally kitted up, the sperms Ricky and Mickey were totally crappily lost.
In ten seconds Bob and Dave figure out that paint-balling at the nudist colony is a REALLY bad idea.
The gay pride parade in NYC took a turn for the worse when the military showed up to salute all the dicks!!
Gordon Brown’s cutbacks left some army recruits looking somewhat exposed.
New recruits misinterpret the order to “go commando”.
We had the little plastic green army men when we were kids. If this is the new generation’s version, they can keep it.
a misplaced comma led Israels troops to inspect the Gaza, strip......
This is the basic instruction course in : Take a shit in the bushes. - At the current stage, the too soilders are getting trained in scouting for the best suiteble object for wiping their own ass. God bless the military!
Looking for a few good men
Well boys, we finally got you that body armor you’ve been asking for. Here’s the catch…
After so many failed attempts by the MOD to equip their soldiers with appropriate clothing, Lt. Carver just said “Fuck it. Let them go in the nip”.
Some of the top brass had their reservations about the promotion of Party Boy (of jackass fame)to leuitenant . . . . . it wasn’t long for their worst fears to be confirmed!!!!
“Say hello to our little friends!”
Completely misinterpreting Colonel Mack’s orders, the boys went Balls Out on their mission.
US army soldiers looking for some US navy semen… err, sea men.
While on holiday in Mykanos, George Michael asked his body guards to look the other way while he had a crap in the bushes.
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