Cristiano Ronaldo Crashed His Ferrari

Earlier this morning famous Manchester United football player and gay icon, Cristiano Ronaldo, crashed his 200 grand Ferrari into the wall of a tunnel. Ronaldo was on his way to Manchester Airport to A: talk to Real Madrid, B: escape the dreariness that is Manchester, C: hook up with El Divo for a romantic dinner for 5, D: all of the above. 200 grand of wrecked Ferrari look like this.

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Willy Wanka | Jan 08, 2009 - 7:48 |  | 
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He was actually on his way to the Carrington training ground wink He’s still a twat though.

xilv | 08/01 | 08:46 PM

Pity the horrble little cunt wasn’t killed at the same time.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 08/01 | 09:11 PM

You missed out E: deliberately crash his car, fake his own death, have plastic surgery, sign for Barcelona and make a comeback as Ossie Ardiles genius footballer son who he never knew he had.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 08/01 | 10:54 PM

Envy is such a stupid thing, grow up ppl.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 09/01 | 03:49 AM

He’s a bit keen isn’t he ... ?

There’s not many players who can manage to put one into the wall before they’ve left the tunnel.

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 09/01 | 01:55 PM

HE STILL CANT TAKE CORNERS

(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) | 10/01 | 01:56 AM
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