Earlier this morning famous Manchester United football player and gay icon, Cristiano Ronaldo, crashed his 200 grand Ferrari into the wall of a tunnel. Ronaldo was on his way to Manchester Airport to A: talk to Real Madrid, B: escape the dreariness that is Manchester, C: hook up with El Divo for a romantic dinner for 5, D: all of the above. 200 grand of wrecked Ferrari look like this.
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He was actually on his way to the Carrington training ground
He’s still a twat though.
Pity the horrble little cunt wasn’t killed at the same time.
You missed out E: deliberately crash his car, fake his own death, have plastic surgery, sign for Barcelona and make a comeback as Ossie Ardiles genius footballer son who he never knew he had.
Envy is such a stupid thing, grow up ppl.
He’s a bit keen isn’t he ... ?
There’s not many players who can manage to put one into the wall before they’ve left the tunnel.
HE STILL CANT TAKE CORNERS
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