OMFG I don’t believe it. After we installed a Totally Crap Twitter account we recently added a Totally Crap Facebook Group and now we’ve gone totally..like…web 2.0 community pep rally gung ho by adding Facebook Connect to Totally Crap. This means you can give a comment on Totally Crap content using your Facebook account details. Your comment will appear on Totally Crap and on your Facebook Wall for all your friends to see. This has benefits for us both. You get to comment more easy and we get to tell your Facebook friends what a great site we are and how we’d live to welcome them to the Crap family blah blah blah. Now go fucking join the Totally Crap group and use that Facebook Connect thing. It will get your girls (no guarantee!).
i7 Intel chip, 8gb DDR III ram, 2TB of storage, the latest ATI graphics card and a face tracking webcam. All the features will work for your regardless of race except one. Can you guess which one it is.
The Burj Dubai is a super tall skyscraper that goes up 818 meters. It is the tallest man-made structure in the world and with a bit of luck and some extra cash it will be ready for occupancy come January 2010. This is video of a fly by and it puts the other tall buildings into perspective next to the Burj Dubai. You don’t even want to think about that thing collapsing on your ass.
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Okay, his name is Андрей, but let’s just call him Andrew. One of the best Parkour / Urban Runners I have even seen. No, he’s not wasted. Although he must be a bit fucked in the head. Who in his right mind would try stuff like this...

- Weightlifter shits in pants
- Leave it to the pro’s
- The Strangest Story you read today
- Ask propecia the crackwhore
- Thief hits clerk with iron bar
- Too drunk to handle a shotgun
Yes, another edition of the Rimjob and Handjob Linkfest and yes, we received our first complaint about some wanker telling us that he don’t like this linkfest. Well, you little scum, this is only because Wanker Willy is searching his inner soul on a holiday and your mother calls us twice a day to get some serious plumbing Handjob and Rimjob Style.