Our game on this lowly Satuday is called Text Mate. This game is for those of us who like a little brain-practice now and then, this time using words. You have to pick the last few letters of the word and fill in the blanks to make the best word you can. Each letter you fill in will tell you have many words you can make with the empty spaces left. It should be fairly straightforward.

We know Vinnie Jones as a peace loving and caring ex-footballer who never got into trouble on the field and who never gets in trouble off the field. It is therefor highly surprising that Vinnie let himself get roped in what is sure to be the next big thing when it comes to losing weight and fitness. Move over Zumba, here’s Vinnie Jones with his Attack Cardio.

This game is called Stackle. It is a mix between Jenga and, umm, well, Jenga. It just happens to have multi-colored blocks instead of bland, wooden-colored, pieces. You have to pull the blocks out of the bottom of the stack and put them on the top, without crashign the entire stack down. The higher you pile the bricks, the faster your score will increase. Enjoy.

... and while we’re at it, neither is your friend’s face or head. 

Just a short bit of news from the Totally Crap front. We’ve switched to the RTMP protocol for our flash videos. This means you can watch the first 5 seconds of a faceplant video and skip straight to the moment of truth. We think this is a great step forward for us, but I’m sure it won’t work great for some of you. If you experience any problems please let us know via the contact form or in the comments. Always make sure you tell us what the problem is and which browser you’re using. Enjoy.

  Apparently a lady suffered a heart attack suffered while driving which lead her to lose control of her vehicle and crash into a parked car.  The parked car was then sent through the store front of Springfield Music.  Had it been one parking spot over the music store manager would have been in the hospital, lucky guy.

This lazy Sunday before St. Patrick’s Day we can use a rest in preparation of the drunken debauchery that is coming in a few days. Well, this game uses one mouse button—that’s it. It is called Filler, and the object is to fill a certain percentage of the game screen with circles before the bouncing balls hit you. You can make the circle as big as you want by holding down the mouse button, but as soon as a ball hits the circle or as soon as you let go, the ball will break off and be complete. So, stay away from the bouncing balls and make your balls as big as you can. Balls.

Our friends at Meltgames have our first game today. Remember the game series called Bloons that we used to have months back? Well now there is a new twist on the Bloons theme, called Bloons Tower Defense. It seems that they have made the bloons into the attackers in a tower defense sort of game It is just as in-depth as any other defense game, with defenses to buy and money to save. Check it out, it is one of the more fun TD games.

  I’m not a gymnast and I don’t think that guy is either.  It’s funny how he just seemed to lay there at the end in his own failure, then again he could have been knocked out.

We haven’t had one in a long long time, but you know the rules. Funniest caption wins a shirt. The last caption cafe was won by ty1220 with Oprah felt good about her new makeover. You want that shirt you start being funny in the comments.

The game today is called Snap 3. On this Superbowl Sunday, those of you who have time to spare, the ones who are not watching the big game (in other words, all five of you), you can check out this flash game instead. The object is to use the mouse to highlight 3 of the same objects and make them disappear from the game board. They do not even have to be touching one another like most other games.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL ... LOLOLOLOLOL ... LOLOLOLOLOL ... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ... and still I’m laughing.

As some of you might have noticed TotallyCrap is living up to its name again the last few days. Videos not working, photos not showing, slow site and a new forum theme. For some reason we keep breaking things and today our server hamster broke. The poor fellow kept our whole network going and simply could not handle the responsibility anymore. We’re sorry and we’ll be working overtime to correct the problems. In the meantime you can join our Twitter server, fill up Totally Up Yours with your own crap or simply keep hitting F5 to see if you can break the site a bit more for us.

  Calling this a cat fight would be an injustice.  Unless by cat you mean lions or tigers.

Thanks to all those that entered. The correct answers were;
1. Hilter Does Angry German Kid
2. Kid Driving Fans Crazy
3. 11-year-old vs AR 15 machine gun
4. Youtube Idols Indian Style
5. Bill O’Reilly Goes Nuts
Easy when you hear them now.
The winners have been picked from the back end of a willing animal and are: PS3 goes to Toenail, DS Lite goes to Vasco and the T-shirts go to Kathrin. I’ll be contacting you asap.

  American idiots like to set themselves on fire and faceplant on skateboards. Apparently Bulgarians like to jump on buses stuck in traffic.

  ...come flying out of this car.  One of those guys got at least 30 feet off the ground before slamming into the pavement.  Remember always wear your seat belt or you could end up like these dummies.

If you are a tight Crapper and don’t want to pay for your Totally Crap shirt, eventhough they are on sale for only 15 euros including shipping costs to anywhere, you’ll just have to come up with the funniest, most original caption out there for the above picture.
The last caption cafe was won by gomezzz82 with Fat Migel’s famous paella fountain trick . No go and be funny or upload something on Totally Up Yours.

  I’m going to go ahead and hand this victory over to the mirror since it didn’t seem shaken by the cat’s valiant attack on it’s reflected self.

  I can’t even make fun of him for wiping out while doing some sort of ridiculous trick because he freaking wipes out while going straight. This guy is a good candidate for motorcycle training wheels.