This chick wears a clowns mask while attempting to imitate Beyonce’s Single Ladies dance routine. She then goes and headbutts the TV. The evidence is clear, she’ll be staying single for a while yet. Although she does bang some great head.

Around this time last week the King of Pop popped his clogs and went to hell/heaven. Millions of fans mourned the loss and thousands dumped homemade tribute videos on the world wide webster. This is a video of how not to make one as it might get you in trouble with his adoring fans. We loved it by the way.

Millions around the world still mourn the loss of the King of Pop Michael Jackson, but none more so than Adolf Hitler himself. Hitler was throwing a big party this weekend and Michael was supposed to be playing a set. And then the fucker goes and dies on Adolf. Who was not amused.

  This video reminds me why I have always waited to get meaningful body art, instead of generic bullshit.

What happens when people wearing shoes meet a freshly tarmaced bit of road in Russia. Yup, they get stuck and we get to laugh.

During Bruno’s recent Sydney premiere Bruno got well and truly Bruno’d by a fake Bruno arriving in a pink Hummer limo. Fake Bruno was not as funny though.

Us men like faffing about with DIY crap. We’ll fix this and we’ll fix that. As long as we don’t have to get an expert in for hundreds of bucks. We want to feel usefull, we want to feel smart. This is why we install our own airco. Fix our own plumbing. Paint our own house. Sure, it costs us hours and hours of free time and days of nagging by the wife and all because it saves us a couple of bucks. But hey, I fucking fixed it didn’t I.

He’ll never live down trying to stick a remote control up his ass now.

  This video reminds me of the Futurama version of Nixon, except I feel Nixon wouldn’t be taken captive and turned into a car.

  At least the kid in the car kept a level head and attempted to defend himself by shaking his arms back and forth in a threatening matter while simultaneously evacuating his bowels. 

  Remember it’s not a sequence of a events and it’s worse to fuck out of wedlock than to commit murder, for a Catholic

Bruno is on his world tour of gayness and let’s be honest, it’s pretty funny sometimes. The murder this man gets away with all because he is wearing a blonde wig and clothes Madonna would die for is amazing. Bruno also made a stop over at the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien and The Ginga got himself a nice lap dance and a whiff of crotch sweat. Something Perez Hilton would die for.

I think it is safe to say that attorney Larry Wilder knows how to party. How do we know this? Well, Larry was found asleep in his neighbours trash can. Party on Larry.

It’s bad enough being a Take That fan, but there is nothing quite as sad as an English Take That fan wasted out of her fugly skull and falling over in her own piss. She won’t be giving the boys blowjobs backstage any time soon, but she might be yours for a take away curry and some herpes.

Click. Listen. And agree with Jon Lajoie take on Michael Jackson’s death.

Nope, of course not. But the fuckwits working at Aussie TV channel 9 thought so. We think they became the buttend of a joke that has been doing the rounds for years. In fact, I just read that Tom Hanks fell from the same cliff.

Dogs are great. They’re loyal, they’re protective and they can lick their own genitals. Two of theses traits were on display when this dog took it upon himself to attack the London cop trying to arrest its owner. Go dog go.

  The comedy duo delivers another weird yet enjoyable sketch video. 

  This is one of those videos that brings out the inner nerd.  I spotted references to Star Wars, Battle Star Galactica, The Matrix, Lord of The Rings and Peter Pan, did I miss anything?