I wasn’t sure what to make of this next video. At first, i assumed it was just some chap perving on some young sun-bathing girl. But then as soon as i clocked that the girl was Japanese, i knew it was all going to be down hill from there. At first he just starts with the usual dirty old man behaviour, stroking, poking and exposing, but after a while the ‘sleeping’ young honey has a bit of a sudden urge. I was expecting her to wake up and start screaming, but oh, how wrong i was. (NSFW)

When i watched the first few seconds of this next clip, i thought it was going to be from one of those sex documentary shows that tells us how and what we should be doing in bed. Seen it all before i thought, but how wrong i was. For this little documentary, the creators have strapped a load of little cameras all over the couple doing the demonstrating. One on the nips, one strapped to his cock and one stuffed right inside the poor girl who is about to try and squeeze his length in there too. As soon as i saw the internal shot of his cock sliding in and out of her pink, ribbed love tunnel, that whole tingly feeling that was starting in my balls vanished quick time. Still, at least there is a cum shot at the end. (Most definitely NSFW)

A while back it was announced that Dustin Screech Diamond from Saved by the Bell fame had made a porno flick. It was given the title Screeched and featured a Dirty Sanchez moment. Great stuff, but all we got to see was a little preview. Fuck that, we have got a real preview for you. If you want to see it of course. The story goes that The D (as he likes to call himself) was invited up to a hotel room by a bride to be and one of her bridesmaids. They had a jolly good time joking and fucking around. Lets just say the chicks in question do not really look like seasoned brides and bridesmaids to be but more like pro’s of the porn business. All this does not matter as the two chicks ge to work on The D and each other. Enjoy the preview and a little birdie tells me you can get the whole damn thing here, here, here, here and here.

After the last post i bought you all, i thought i should make it up to you by posting a hot chick. And don’t worry, it’s an actual woman, not me just trying to mislead you in to some sort of false sense of security and then upset your night by showing something that will make you want to gouge out your own eyes with a rusty spoon.  Honest, it’s a real hot young thing who somehow manages to advertise some French clothes line, by getting all tied up in knots and squirming around naked. I wouldn’t upset you chaps twice in a row would i? (NSFW)

They might call us evil. They might want to destroy all things Western, but somehow, somewhere that quintessential Western tradition, the homemade sextape, has made its way to Iran. Iranian soap star, Zahra Amir Ebrahimi, probably pissed off an ex-boyfriend at one point in her life as a sextape has made it out into the open. Zahra should have thought long and hard before she allowed her bloke to tape it all as her life in Iran will no doubt become impossible. You can see a little fragment of the video on TC and you can download the whole damn thing here.

The concept has been wanked dry. This social experiment is only on air as it still draws voyeurs and it si cheap as shit to make. Now, you can sit through endless hours of crap or you can just watch the highlights of the good bits. This clip from the Swedish BB is one of those highlights. We get a shower scene, some touchy feely crap and a little suck.

Teenagers all over the world have been having the same old problems for years. Where can they have sex without getting caught? If you can’t do it at your parents house, where can you do it? Maybe at the local internet cafe? Well that’s what these pair of young Indian lovers tried to do. But surely they would realise as it is a internet cafe, full of computers, they might have some form of security cameras in there. Well, at least the manager waited till they had finished before he walks in on them. (Slightly NSFW)

The last time i saw a stripper was at my old boss’s birthday party. She was rough as old boots, with flat saggy little tits, stretch marks all along her ass and a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. We managed to get plenty of pictures of him, cavorting with her and kept threatening to have them developed and posted around the office if he didn’t let us finish early on a Friday or pulled a face when he caught me looking at smut on company time. Still, for a couple of hundred quid (Or even £50 in change for my situation) you can get some half decent bird to dance around and then have her picture taken, hovering her ass over one of your passed out mates. Just like these chaps did. (Again, NSFW)

Oh my fucking god! It’s one of those momentous times again chaps. Prepare to be be equally repulsed and strangely aroused by the next video. I think we may have found the successor to the world famous Octopussy movie. And i don’t mean the 70’s camp-fest with Roger Moore. This time, instead of various forms of sea-life being inserted in to each and every orifice, those crazy Japs have now moved on to worms. Yes, worms. And it’s like a car wreck, that you have to watch through your fingers. I was going to have spaghetti for dinner, but i think i will leave that for another time now. (NSFW, if you hadn’t guessed already)

Fuck man, this is the funniest sex video you will see all year. It features Stefan Postma. Who? Stefan is the current goalkeeper for Dutch football team ADO Den Haag. In his illustrious career he used to keep goal for As(s)ton Villa and Wolverhampton Wanderers in the UK. Last year it emerged that Stefan liked to have kinky sex. He even bid against a UK tabloid to make sure the DVD did not get out into the public. Allas for Stefan he can’t stop something this funny. It is a video of Stefan Postma being banged up the ass by a bird with a strap-on. Good luck Stefan during the upcoming match against Ajax Amsterdam, I am sure they’ll be kind to your sorry ass.

One of my favorite porn stars of late has been Joanna Angel and her production company, Burning Angel. I like her because not only is she little and pixie looking, but along with the rest of the girls in her movies, she is covered in tattoos. Her movies are not full of silicone enhanced girls in soft focus setting with a crap saxophone soundtrack. She makes real porn with hot punky girls who are just my type. Now I’m not sure if she is actually in this movie, but i would love to see it if anyone knows where i can get a copy? It tells the story of the exorcist, but with a whole new way of dealing with the problem, a sexorcisim. OK, so it’s a bit of a comedy porn, but it’s better than most grumble flicks that get made (NSFW)

Porn is fun, porn is healthy, porn is always good for a laugh.Who does not raise a smile when you see a bottle blonde porn actress try her hardest to make it seem as if she is cumming? Who does not raise a smile when a male porn star gets a shitty dick? If you enjoy situation like that you’ll love these porno bloopers.

Virginie Gervais was once a FHM France babe, but just strutting her stuff in a fancy magazine was not enough for her. She wanted a kind of different fame and fortune. She wanted us to see the parts that FHM cannot reach. So she went out and got herself fucked on tape. As this is the internet you don’t have to go to your local sexshop to rent it out. No, you can see part 1 and part 2 right here on TC

I can’t even remember how many Sybian riders we’ve had here on TC, but one thing is for sure. We simply can’t get enough of them. Whether it is your grandmother or a bloke with a fanny. It is all good. Moaner on duty this time is porn star turned politician Mary Carey. Fake tan, weird looking tits, a bald snatch and the eagerness of a nun getting it for the first time. Ever. Here she rides boys.

Howard Stern has a habit of getting all sorts of professional ladies to, well perform for him and his studio audience. Granted, these types of ladies are used to performing in front of a crowd, so there’s not much new for them, but it’s always fun for us. Now i’m not sure weather the lady in this next video really is Howard’s ex wife, but she must have done something pretty bad to be booted out of Stern towers. You could forgive a lot for a body like that.

The SYbian is a trusty old tool visitor here on TC. If you want to know more about who got wet sitting on it, please use our search function. That is all in the past, time for the future. Here is Ginger taking place on the Sybian and my god does she LOVE it. Next up (after a proper clean of course) is Savannah. And last but not least is Gina Lynn. No need to tell you to turn the sound up as far as it will go, invite the work colleagues round, get a brew on and have a jolly nice time.

Pharrell Williams is one lucky cunt. Not only has he made some of the coolest music around (Well, up to the last NERD album, it was all good) He obviously gets an extraordinary amount of pussy. If there ever was a chap, who any straight man can say is good looking, it’s Pharrell. See, i can say it and not sound bent. I know i’m pretty, but i’m not as pretty as him. So now to go with all his cash, platinum records and flash cars, he’s now taking photos for Playboy of some bird called Sandra Hubby. So that’s Pharrell. As i said, a lucky cunt, but a cunt all the same.

I’ve always had a thing for Asian honeys, but deep down i’ve always known that the best looking ladies come from right here in the UK. And to prove this, some very dedicated people have created a site that celebrates British honeys to their full extent. Over at Simply Gorgeous, they have compiled a very extensive collection of gallieries from Page3 girls through to amatur girls who have never got them out before, but always wanted to. As well as all these fresh faced sweeties are all the best bits from all the lads mags. Which saves you having to buy the waste of paper and skipping past all the crap adverts for clothes you would never wear. Not too NSFW, but i suppose it depends what everyone around you thinks.

We have been bombarding you with nakedness from Imagaination69 for the last few weeks, but we aren’t done yet. We didn’t just take pictures but also some good (and not so good) video. If you are feeling bored and lonely, why not check out part 2 and part 3.
Update: Also check out the Sexy Hardstyle video mix Raphael made. Not of imagination but of naked chicks in general.

It is hot hot hot. This means, short skirts, shirts and flirts. Yes, when the sun is out the ladies know how to entertain us men. It is a joy to behold. Mostly. After a long hot day at the office building up that sexual tension the smart Crappers visit the TC NSFW section as soon as they get home. For those that have not found our holy grotto of porn a little sampler of what you can find there. A couple banging away like a pair of energizer rabbits.