Maria Lapiedra is a Spanish pornstar who got dropped in the Spanish version of Big Brother, Gran Hermano, to spice things up aka get the viewing numbers up. One of the other housemates had obviously not discovered internet porn yet and wanted to see what all the porn fuss was about. The result was that Maria Lapiedra lost her dress and showed her fake titties on national TV.

Ahhh look, it’s little Dan playing with Thomas on the swings..OMFG…is that Miss Defanti sucking on a cock? Yes, 5th grade elementary teacher, Crystal Defanti, accidentaly included part of her sexual adventures on a DVD sent out to parents and students to commemorate the finished schoolyear at Isabelle Jackson Elementary School. If you’ve got the DVD, please send it to us.

Here’s another prime example of what happens when a fuckwit runs a red light. The guy in the first car getting hit is very very lucky to get out alive.

  While Michael Jackson will be missed the great music he made, he was also known for his amazing dance moves.  While he truly was a gifted dancer, we have to remember he wasn’t the first amazing dancer and he was most likely inspired by some of the people in this video like Fred Astaire and Sammy Davis.

Here’s a handy safety video. When doing parkour always inspect your surroundings for dangerous objects which good get in the way of your awesome skills.

Can I get 20 liters of petrol, a couple of Mars bars, a can of Red Bull, a nudy magan overturned car and a near death experience. Please.

A lot of sports are less about the physical aspect of kicking your opponents ass than the psychological aspect of fucking with their mind. Baseball Barry here has that part of the game down. He plays with is bat as if it were his meat stick and he’s trying to impress the girls. Or gym teacher. It looks really cool, but can the guy actually hit a ball out of the park?

Driving a big truck takes skill and above all concentration. An accident is just around the corner and when a truck causes and accident it normally takes someone along with it to hell. I’m not sure if the truck crashing off this hill and leaving a trail of dust behind it took someone along for the ride, but it does look cool in a certain weird way.

The boys and girls of the Armed Forces can’t be shooting at Taliban or Al Kaka 24/7. They need to be entertained. And seeins as watching hot sexy babes wriggle round poles is getting a bit old Jay Howell of The Queens Royal Lancers got his coffee cup drum kit out and started banging away. I know we have a lot of loyal visitors in the UK and US Armed Forces and we’d just like to say a big thank you and keep the entertainment coming and we’ll keep you cumming.

- The Hand Bra
- Miss USA Takes A Mouthful
- Janine Habeck
- Solange Knowles in Spandex for the Gays
- Mariah Carey Is Trying To Punk Eminem
- Angelica Dynasty
- SFW boobs
- Miss Great Britain 2009
- Cristina Del Basso
- Hana Soukupova Got Some Nice Long Legs
- Filipino babe RR Enriquez
- People Posing With The Wall Street Bull’s Testicles
- Lindsay Lohan with pointy tits

The aliens are coming!!! It is almost 4th of July and to anyone who has seen Independence Day that means alien invasion time. They might not come out of the sky like most of us will think, but they might already be here, living under our feet and in our crap. A recent sewer exploration trip resulted in the discovery of some weird creatures living underneath our streets. Not rats or other rodents, but big blobs of something, commonly known as Bryozoa. Tasty shit if you ask me.

Chris Dooley Jr aka Hurricane Chris is a rap artist. He was being honoured for his services to music, presumably for not releasing a record in while, in the Louisiana House Of Representatives. He was also asked to perform a song. Hurricane picked his new track Halle Berry ( She’s Fine). We think he found himself a whole new audience to sell his crack crap too.

School’s out for Summer. Exams are over till the retakes, another grade done and dusted. A lot of you will be going to far away places like Florida, Florida and Florida. Hell, some of you might troll around the streets of Amsterdam, Paris or Rome. Freaking out over how expensive everything is in these cities. It’s not expensive people, it’s just that your dollar ain’t worth shit anymore. If you want your money to go a long way you need to start moving out East towards Russia. Slovenia is nice this time of year. Just keep your eyes peeled to the road or you might stay their forever.

In China they don’t take rules to seriously, unless it comes to internet censorship. Building or manufacturing rules and regulations might exists, but which bui;lding inspector can’t be bribed for a fist full of noddles and a peking duck? I think the one who did the surveying on this building also received a bottle of rice wine, cause the fucker failed to notice that the building was not really well anchored into the ground. It just fell over. Killing a workman.

Gooooodmorning Crappers. I hope you all had a good weekend, got laid, got drunk, got high, got rid of your inlaws or got rid of your MJ memorabilia on eBay. I don’t care what you got or did, just max sure you enjoy it to the fullest each and every time. Before you know it you’ll be looking all cool and shit, wearing tight jeans and some shaded, riding a quad. Warning: nasty shit.

Here he goes. Planting his head straight into the ramp he was supposed to jump off of.

His body is not even cold yet and we’re giving you the chance to win $100 and a t-shirt. Just go photofuck nuts with any Michael Jackson picture. Winner gets announced on Sunday. Editor’s note: read the fucking rules

- Spring Break Whores
- Flexible women
- Regiane Brunnquell
- 77 sexy Farrah Fawcett photos
- This Perez Getting Punched Shit is So Retarded
- Ashley Bulgari
- Boom Boom Beauty
- Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, And Alessandra Ambrosio In Bikinis
- Sophie Paschalis
- Theresa Graziadei
- Little green wagon crash
- Helpful tips to conceal your boner at the beach
- Big bench prank

What is the height of audacity? A gay man calling a straight man a faggot? A vegetarian munching on meat sticks during a bukkake party. Or a man stealing another man’s wallet while he is being arrested.

Being a cop in Brazil is probably not the easiest occupation you could have gone for. Gang voilence, drugs, guns, whores. All in a days work. So, when you and your partner get asked to get your ass to a gathering at which illegal car stunts are being performed you jump in your car, turn on your flashing lights and join in the fun.